RoboCop saved my life! A MUST BUY for anyone who calls themself a true gamer!!!
User Rating: 10 | RoboCop XBOX
Robocop < Robocop movie+Sandwich+airsoft???? OMG NO WAY! This game got me through the tough times of puberty and adolescence (pimples+eating disorder+...going to fat camp wasn't much fun either). I was at home depressed sitting in my room on June 24, 2003 when the idea came to me that maybe a new game would cheer me up! So I hopped-on-down to the local Gameptos. After I had been browsing for a while the clerk came up to me to see if I needed any assistance. I just couldn't keep it in...I broke down right then and there and told him my whole life-story (all 35 years of it). When I was finished he recommended that I buy an FPS game to "relieve" my inner stress! He left me there to decide which game to buy. After some time I finally narrowed my decision down to two possibilities: Halo (which came strongly recommended by the clerk) and Robocop (for my own personal reasons, which cannot be disclosed in this document). After several hours of inner turmoil my stomach was in a shambles and I decided to go to local McDonald's to get a McFlurry (with Oreos FTW!). By accident the drive-thru counter girl handed me a Happy Meal in addition to my Ice Cream delight (OH BOY)!!! You can only imagine the tremendous joy I experienced when I opened the package to find a toy inside! To my surprise and astonishment the toy was a Robocop action figurine!!! "It must be destiny", I thought to myself! As I headed back to Gamesopt with quick eagerness I almost had two accidents (one outside the vehicle and one inside, from my anticipation!). When I arrived I walked into the Gemastop with determination to purchase the game that fate had intertwined in front of my very eyes (actually my glasses lol, but you know what I am talking about). When I took the game to the counter the clerk told me that his opinion of the game…"IT'S CRAP!!!", however fate and destiny hand-in-hand overpower a mere, useless, mortal employee's "opinion". The clerk was persistent! He emphatically told me that the game was a complete waste of God Given Talent and resources! I would NOT be "Persuaded"! I forced my money into his hands and fled the premise. In the excitement I forgot my automobile and ran, jumped, and skipped the 13 miles back home. When I arrived home I quickly popped in the disc into the tray…and what I experienced in that moment I will never forget and cannot describe in the English Language! I played the game non-stop until I beat it (aprox. 43 hours later….one would say the game was rather difficult). During this time I received many messages warning me that my car would be towed and impounded, but I was too busy playing "God's gift to gamers" to care. After a short rest-bit I decided it time for another play through. I leapt back into the game (this time for non-stop whopping 42 hours). After my second play-through I realized that I was so famished I could barely stand! I feebly made my way downstairs and into the refrigerator. I quickly devoured all its containments (Even the four day old leftovers). Next I decided to make my way back over to Gapesmot to tell that good-for-notin, dirt-bag for a game-clerk off. This time my hike to Gamepots seemed as if to never end (the 13 miles seemed much shorter in my excited ecstasy four days earlier). When I got to Geampsot I walked right up the game-clerk and passionately told him what I had experienced for the past four days! When I was finished he looked at with a blank and puzzled stare. So I told him again…Graphics: 10/10 (so gorgeous that I'd rather play this game than kiss a super model!)…Sound Quality: 10/10 (The weapons in the game sound more realistic than the cheap plastic guns that the military use in reality)…Gameplay: 9.5/10 (Although it deserves a 10 the future is uncertain….hence a 9.5)…Overall: A MUSTBUY!!! I could clearly see that it wouldn't be possible to persuade the game clerk (but if I were him I would've been persuaded!) If it weren't for this game my life would have no purpose! With this game under my belt I can conquer all of life's obstacles. (For anyone who doesn't already own this "Mona Lisa" of gaming this is A MUST BUY!!! FTW!) Peace Out game-dawgs!!!
-Gilbert Winnington (XBL Gamer Tag: MLGiblert1000)
