So terrible that it's just laughable, the "Retribution" part should be for a sequel (If you're crazy for that)

User Rating: 1 | Ride to Hell: Retribution PC
So....Yeah... This.... Monstrosity of a game is terrible, it makes that Mayan-shooting game look somewhat decent (Since it's 4-player Co-op and lets you complain about the game with your buddies and I think the developers at least tried to make an effort of making that game look more appealing). And it's a shame since the idea of a "Biker vendetta mission" sounds interesting to me... Well maybe not, it's an average idea from the idea bucket but still if you polish it up, it can prove to be interesting, but the bugs, gameplay and the general... Everything in this game makes me want to go to the developers and punch them in the face... Shocked to see that they didn't try to involve biker magic in to this game.

You play as Jake something, your brother gets killed by a rival biker gang (Which two of the members actually have a rather nice but ridiculous voice, one sounding Irish and the other some sort of wild west sheriff), which started because of a jacket which apparently was notorious for something because the biker gang should have been "Dead and buried" and so begins the adventures of Jake what'shisface and his quest of vengeance

The very first mission shows off the game's terrible stuff: The controls being misleading, the combat boring and repetitive (His fists are glowing, that means they did involve biker magic in to the game... Hell...), most of the dialogue rather...Bad, voice acting also rather bad since it tends to repeat some pieces of dialogue, and the bits that have the sexy stuff...Yeah... It's basically dry-humping (Unless it's biker magic where just putting the sexual organs close to each other makes things happen? Well whatever: The lady of the night scene is pretty much ridiculous, but the mechanic lady is the most ridiculous...And her husband was knocked out infront of their door!)

The shooting...Well the shooting is also rather bad, the music...Well the music kind of sounds like it's on a loop but still: it's nice rock and roll type of music, but if something bad happens, the music breaks...Oh and there's also quick time events! Now if this was an interactive story, then I wouldn't mind the many quick time events, but this is an action game, QTE's aren't action, they are just annoying bits to cut the action

So in general: If there would be a sequel (If you're insane to want one), they should rename this game as simple "Dead to Rights" and name the second game "Dead to Rights: Retribution"...Because there really would be a retribution part if they would make the sequel amazing