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  • May 4, 2012

Kevin VanOrd give you the only revelation you'll need to know in this video review.

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517 comments
BrutalPandaX2
BrutalPandaX2

this game is awesome. game industry takes itself so seriously nowadays.

pitosga
pitosga

I'm baffled more as to why VanOrd would review this, rather than how bad the game itself is. Well, those are actually directly proportionate, come to think of it. A trailer or even just screenshots would show this is not the level of game that demands the attention of this reviewer, yet he reviews it. And, in this particular, the only I fathom is so he could give a score of 1.5, heh!

I'm thinking 1 point was because the game at least runs. The other .5 must be cause there's bound to be even worse games getting released -- in other words, this isn't as low as they go. But nearly there though... nearly there.

karinkushi_11
karinkushi_11

WTF!!!at first I felt the game was designed using powerpoint!!

DeadrisingX1
DeadrisingX1 like.author.displayName 1 Like

If I had a nickel for every pixel in that game, I'd have a penny.

Sgthombre
Sgthombre like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 3 Like

 @DeadrisingX1 If I had one dollar for every brain that these developers didn't have, I'd have one dollar. 

sasami_adachi
sasami_adachi

Seriously, Kevin was too easy on this game. ;)

stackupguitar
stackupguitar

wow...saw it on sale on steam and thought it might be interesting....so glad I checked here first.  Gamespot...you save me money.

shipwreckers
shipwreckers like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 5 Like

Once 3 people have bought this game on Steam, it will have paid for the entire cost of development.

 

But I don't think they can generate that many sales. 2 at most.

hedgy1
hedgy1

Oh shit guys, only 5 bucks on steam today!

gbrading
gbrading moderator moderator

Was the budget of this game literally $10? Oh my goodness.

Jedo
Jedo

If this was released 15 years ago, this would be like the best game in the world...progress eh...

SsangyongKYRON
SsangyongKYRON like.author.displayName 1 Like

As a fan of indie games and indie developers, I feel bad about the people who did this. It may be ambitious, but I think this is a very rushed game, I mean developed and released very quickly. Was there even a quality test? This feels more like a beta than a new complete product. In the developers forums, they have a bug reporting section.... You don't have to make a bug reporting forum, your game is a bug. You shouldn't be releasing it to us like that...

CyberLips
CyberLips

why is there a river on his hand?

geitenvla
geitenvla like.author.displayName 1 Like

This actually is being sold as a game?

aamir155
aamir155 like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 5 Like

It looks like a powerpoint presentation

 

CommandoAgent
CommandoAgent

Whats the point of this game's storyline or plot?

matthunter76
matthunter76

Reminded me of playing  my old PC back in 1995. Seriously, what a joke,

bats94
bats94

It's 2012 and yet games as dated as this are still being churned out?

hobotech64
hobotech64 like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

Ladies and gentlemen, we have here the Superman 64 of 2012.

juggalo_goth
juggalo_goth

are you serious in the top 10? This is 1 very bad game. Not even worth a look.

alphazoom
alphazoom like.author.displayName 1 Like

Wow is this bad....hilarious.

urayanya
urayanya like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 3 Like

Why is this games on the top 10 list when it is this awful  

 

sknight175216
sknight175216

Just out of curiosity, why waste a video review on a game like this? I mean there have been many games for say my 3DS that I wish had video reviews, yet this obvious joke gets one instead ha ha. Why?

Petnos
Petnos like.author.displayName 1 Like

OK- Give them a little credit, they have a team of like 8 people in total at Dark Artz. Not saying this game doesn't lack on all fronts, but there have got to have been worse starts for small independant game companies, right?

Right?

HxCnamehere
HxCnamehere

the people who made this game used the source engine and l4d layout.

 

dw9872
dw9872

The narrator at the beginning sounds like he's half-asleep

Petnos
Petnos

 @dw9872

 Heh, yeah... I though it was a parody voice over until Kevin's voice cued in.

Collins0262
Collins0262 like.author.displayName 1 Like

I can't imagine someone actually paying for that ... 

Aim4theheads97
Aim4theheads97

Wow! this game got a 15/10? Everyone should pick this up!

flash693
flash693 like.author.displayName 1 Like

looks like modern warfare 3

flash693
flash693

 i whip my hair back and forth.tonight tonight its friday friday tonight.I LOVE THIS GAME ITS PERFECT.a masterpeice. it deserves to be put in the hall of fame.i will buy 78 copies for all my mates

darkbuky
darkbuky like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 4 Like

Look like they made this game with Paint and Notepad...

Tremblay343
Tremblay343

So is this a source engine game? Does anyone know? That looked like the L4D revival system.

Vortec33
Vortec33

Looks like someones bad nightmare after a 5 day crack binge

Vortec33
Vortec33

I would rather have all my teeth pulled out then to play this pos

splinter10
splinter10

looooool I had to comeback just to laugh.

blaze_boy30
blaze_boy30

I was staring at the screen with my jaw dropped the whole time. Why does this game exist? It's so bad I feel like I have to apologize for Dark Artz Entertainment to everyone who was unfortunate enough to play it.

sebelulu
sebelulu

The sound design in that video deserve a 1.5

 

ALEXIAMOS
ALEXIAMOS

OMG! I noticed that they are many users, played and rate this garbage O.O then i lol'ed :Dhow they even consider to play such a game O.Owaste of dead people time :D 

Nomassangre
Nomassangre like.author.displayName 1 Like

Poor Kevin. He actually had to play this.

flash693
flash693 like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 3 Like

Best game ever. I will get it for my birthday.It deserved that 10/10 

Maelsthur
Maelsthur like.author.displayName 1 Like

looks like quake 2 lol, I keep with reach to this day.  And yeah I prefer this game to fa-g of duty lol.

 

maybock3000
maybock3000 like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

Everyone should buy a copy of this game. In 50 years it will be considered the worst game ever made and SOUGHT AFTER for millions of dolllars!!!

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