Difficulty:

Just Right

Time Spent:

10 to 20 Hours

The Bottom Line:

"Check your bargain bin"

This is one of those games that are old, but can still be fun as mess! In fact, in some areas the bad graphics give it some humor (that might rub some people the wrong way, but not me).

The storyline takes you through a day (or two... i dunno) in the life of a guy named "Parker". Well... Parker lives in these old run down mines on Mars as a miner. He's not treated too well by the guards and so him and his buddies decide to revolt one day. Hooha Uprising! Anyways, through the whole game you are trying to make it off Mars before all the guards (there's thousands of 'em) kill ya. Well... I don't want to spoil the story for ya anymore so let's talk about weapons.

On your way through the game you come across many cool weapons to use (my favorite: the shotgun) including rocket launchers and flamethrowers. It doesn't matter what kind of weapons you use to stay alive, it just matters that you stay alive. Sometimes you will have to go undercover and only use a silenced pistol (queue the James Bond music) and that's sorta not as exciting, but right after your done with that you can go right back to blowing your opposition's brains out with heavy weaponry!!! Hooha Heavy Weaponry!!!

The multiplayer is also a hoot too. It's a lot of fun running frantically around an arena with a grenade launcher blowing your friends graphically challenged heads off all the while waiting for yours to be blown off too!

Well... that's just about the best summarry I can give for this game. Hooha!

Gameplay: 8.5

Grpahics: 6.0

Replay Value: 5.0 (no extra material... it's just fun to play)

Multiplayer: 8.8