Total of 105 user reviews spread across 105 releases
why...WHY do I suck so much!!?
Here's another game everyone has played.... Wait...you haven't? Whoa whoa whoa...are you serious? What do you mean you haven't played it....what the hell? Were you in prison as a child? No? Oh....o...
Why is it called Appoooh?
It's a wrestling game....I guess. I mean...it has all the points a wrestling game should have really. Its gots big ridiculous dudes with their shirts off. Its gots a referee. Its gots a ring. Its ...
Mortal Kombat II: Kyuukyoku Shinken
I never understood it really.
Do I really need to go into a review of Mortal Kombat II on the SNES? I mean..I think everyone and their mother has played...and everyone loves it...and everyones mother hates it. So let's get onto wh...
If this is our future...then the machines deserve to win.
You like Terminator right? Of course you do! Who doesn't. It's about the future and robuts and Arnold Swartzenheimer as a bad guy. What's not to like about all of that? This game...that's what. ...
Mega Man. Believe it. He IS a MEGA man. Let me tell you why... He shoots lasers out of his arms. The only other guy I know that can do that is my dad. He wears underwear over his pants. He's a ...
Anteaters are weird looking creatures.<br /> I mean...what the hell?
"This game is stupid. I hate this. God this music is annoying. It sucks. Everything about this game sucks. Wait..is that supposed to be the Anteater?! My god! It doesn't look like anything!! Okay, how...
Does adding two more letters to "Asteroids" make it a better game?.......<br /> meh.
Remember Asteroids? It was that vectory graphics game. Basically it had white outlines of your ship and you would shoot white dots to destroy white outlined meteors? It was really simple but pretty fu...
My wife calls this game "Hamburger Helper"........I'm insulted.
Let me ask you something....is there anything better than a really good burger? I mean a nice, juicy, hearty, flavorful chunk of ground up beefus between 2 pieces of bun? You're damn right there isn't...
Yes, have some.
Look....just enjoy this game. I say this because it's only one of two ghostbusters games that's actually any good at all (the other one being the newly released shooter on the big boy consoles.) Ye...
Simple = Fun.
I can sum up this game in just a few words. You're a cute dragon who goes through 100 stages shooting bubbles at enemies and turning them into fruit. That's all there is to it. And DAMN is it fun!...
Wet and Wild! HAR HAR HAR!
Hydra certainly is dated isn't it? I mean, you can look at this game and pretty much pinpoint EXACTLY when it was released. Why? Because it's stuffed FULL of nonsense from 1991. Things like guy...
Points for avoiding trees, flags, people, and snow tractor thingies.
Alpine Ski is old. REALLY old. It was one of those games on one of those ancient consoles that looked AWESOME when we were kids...but you know what else was awesome when we were kids? Speghetti...
Gears of War 2
More Fun with ....sigh....Space Marines.
This game rules. I'll make it short and sweet. If you played the first game and liked it...you'll play this game and like it...though maybe not as much. It's a great game. Let's just get that o...
Gears of War
It's a Fun Feast.
Let me just say it. Gears of War is friggin beautiful. Yes. You can believe the hype on this one. The game looks great. It plays great. It's all around great...even though it's space marines. Firs...
A Kingdom for Keflings
I should hate this game...but I don't. So I hate myself instead.
Kingdom for Keflings. This is going to be a short review. Don't look so sad. Sigh...here it goes. It's a dumb game. You walk around with your avatar and help midgets build a stupid town. That's it....
Good game....if you don't compare it to other stuffs.
The first Fable game promised us all kinds of choices that would effect our character, everything around us, the story, life itself, how the next election would go, and whether or not you would die al...
Charm is oozing from every orifice.
Wow. Just....wow. This game is a game that I have been waiting for in many ways. The cuteness, the creativity, the charm....it's all here. It's an artist's wet dream. I really don't even know w...
Helix: Fear Effect
Lesbians with guns. Rejoice.
There are three things that most guys love universally. Guns. Horror. And Lesbians. Put them all together and you get Fear Effect 2: Electric Boogaloo. First, the gist of the game goes as follows: ...
Sega Ages 2500 Series Vol. 26: Dynamite Deka
It's just....bizarre. It's like this. There's a ship out at sea that's under siege by terrorists or something. Your job is to get in there and stop the terrorists or something. You can pick 3 ways...
Killzone your face!
Gamers love Shooters. Especially well done shooters. Especially well done shooters that involve space marines. Interestingly enough, Killzone 2 includes all of this. Now I know what you're going t...
Big robuts...little fun.
Transformers are big, mean, destructive robots (pronounced robuts). They gots big laser guns. They stomp around putting big holes in things. They fight each other. They turn into vehicles and drive re...
Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex (Platinum)
It's Crash! Again! ......hooray.
This is going to be short and sweet folks. Have you played a Crash game before? Did you like it? Then you'll like this one enough. Have you played a Crash game before? Did you hate it? Then you'll...
Hey kids....do ya like music? Do ya like cute little graphic designy native peoples? Do ya like charming levels of gameplay? Do ya like vidja games so hard that they make you hate all of those things,...
Tony Hawk's Proving Ground
A Skatey game...and a damn good one.
Remember when skateboarding was only done by facetious little punks who all dropped out of high school? Well I do. When I was a kid, skateboarding was like vandalism. It was noisy, and unwelcome, and ...
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
This game never ENDS!
Oblivion. In this game, Oblivion is essentially hell. A place of brimstone and fire where you wander around chopping the heads off of demons. In real life, Oblivion is where you'll find yourself when ...
Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure
This is a completely disgusting, degrading, vulgar, and crude game. Therefore, this will be a completely disgusting, degrading, vulgar, and crude review. Boogerman is about a gross, slovenly supee...
Friggin' Bizzare. Friggin' Hard. Friggin' Great.
So, this game is one of the most wonderfully bizarre games I've ever played. I'm going to go through it fairly quickly....so try to keep up. Here it goes. You live in a puppet show world. You ar...
Bump 'n' Jump
A cute little jumpy car what causes wrecks and kills people.
You know what sucks? The auto industry. As I'm writing this, 3 of America's biggest car manufacturers are about to get a great big check....from me...Mr. Taxpayer...so they can continue their crappy b...
Donkey Kong Jr.
A cute game about a kid breaking his homicidal father out of prison....and they're monkies.
Kids. They love their daddies. Unless they're Emo. Then they write poetry about how much they hate their daddies. But if you're a monkey kid, you love your daddy so much that you're willing to put on ...
Grand Theft Auto IV
Krazed Killer Kommies....what's not to love?
Okay, So I'm pretty sure everyone and their mother has played this game. And I'm sure your mother was disappointed in you when she played it....just like the rest of us. But here's the question......
Simple, unique, wet.
Look...Undertow isn't exactly an in-depth, highly innovative epic that will keep you glued to your Xbox for hours on end. But what it will do is keep you distracted long enough to ignore certain respo...
LEGO Batman: The Videogame
Cute little Batman makes for a cute little game
If you've played Lego Star Wars, Lego Indiana Jones, or Lego Grey's Anatomy...then you know how Lego Batman will be. It'll be fun. This is what the game boils down to. You have all kinds of ch...
Some really good ideas, with really poor execution.
I'll say it. This game made me bitter. More bitter than I usually am. Traveler's Tales has some nerve shipping a half done game...that's right...Half done! This game had so much potential. So many ...
Dead or Alive 2
Beatin' up on girls is fun.
Dead or Alive 2. Look, I don't get the name. I don't understand the story. I can barely comprehend the characters. The one thing I DO seem to grasp is the punchin' and kickin' and fightin' and hot chi...
Come one! Come all! To the most hilarious game on Earth! Life got ya down? Depressed as hell? Need a good laugh? Then run, don't walk, RUN to your nearest hole-in-the-wall-game-store and pick up Fa...
God of War: Chains of Olympus
I think we have a contender for best game ever on the PSP.
Things to know before reading this review: -I never finished the original God of War on PS2...things happened that got in the way of my finishing the game...things like life. -I never lived out ...
Awesome graphics, awesome controls, and awesome powers...too bad some of the game design sucks.
Spider-Man 3 wasn't the greatest movie ever...there's a lot in it that just doesn't make sense. Spider-Man 3 isn't the greatest game ever either...there's a lot in it that just doesn't make sense. ...
A movie licensed game that kicks ass?! Say it isn't so!
Batman Returns on the SNES is just awesome. There are so many little details throughout the game that turn it from a fun beat-em-up, to a grand experience. For those of you living under a rock in a...
Daffy Duck in Hollywood
This is going to be short and sweet. Daffy Duck is a great American Icon. Star of stage and screen, Daffy represents some of the greatest animation ever produced. This game represents some of the ...
CONTRAAA!! THE ARCAAAADE VERSIOOOONNNNN! (I'm singing this by the way).
Contra. You know the game. You love the game. But most of us have played the game on ye ol' timey nintendo entertainment shoppe. This version was the arcade version. And while the graphics are a bit b...