Please?

One of the amazing perks of downloading dawnguard, is that stage 4 vampirism no longer incites hostile reaction's from Npc's :)

You can make glitched fortify sneak enchanted equipment. Which provides wacky bonuses like fortify sneak 10000%. It practically leaves you impossible to detect. Just keep hitting the enemy in sneak mode, and they will never find you. If you're familiar with the fortify restoration potion glitch, then you know what I'm talking about.

Your silence is only verification of how great my post is. You are awe stricken.

How the heck do u get married in Skyrim :?...sorry im new to The Elder Scrolls games

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Ignore these fools above me. They speak what they do not know. Amulet of Mara= Going to Riften, Heading to the pub/inn in riften, Talking to the hooded monk in the pub, and then asking about mara. Then buy an amulet of mara for 200 gold. 

P.S - Use google next time. They have a walkthrough for this crap. 

Lol, norse mythology? Last time I checked the game doesn't revolve around norse mythology. It has it's own polytheistic gods to worship, called daedric princes. There is no thor, loki, yggdrasil (the world tree), or any of that. You will have alot of quests to do though. In fact that's pretty much what the entire game is.... quests, quests, and more quests. It's also an open world environment, so you do alot of exploring. If you get skyrim expect to ignore your friend's phone calls, forget to pick your sister/brother from school, and any thing else that could possibly be considered as "having a life". Skyrim and "having a life" don't  add up. 

Am I the only person who feels weary of the spells that are in this game? I mean, yeah there are alot of them, but I hope that the next dlc bethesda comes out with focuses more on expanding the magic school skills. I personally feel that the alteration school, and the illusion school have been neglected tremendously, thus leaving out cool possible spells that existed in the prequel; command humanoid, command creature. As for all the fan boys - yeah, yeah tell it to the judge okay? My point is, "why leave something as it is when there is always room for improvement"? I don't need YOUR approval. Bahaha. Anyways as I was saying - We need a few cool spells in a possible upcoming expansion....and other new features that I come up with. That's right "I"... not you! Bahaha. I'm a genius.

Spells

School of Magic- Alteration

Magnetize: Magicka cost 89 (or something.. you figure it out). For 30 seconds target attracts all forms of metallic objects to strike repeatedly. Causing damage based on the combined weight of objects, as well as causing slowed movements.

Upgraded Telekinesis: Thrown objects now do impact damage that is calculated by it's weight, and damage points. If object has no damage points, then just weight. 

Levitate: Magicka cost (expensive -so you don't end up abusing it as much.. per second) Use telekinesis to pick up any body and throw them in any direction. *Think vampire grip without the drain effect* 

Toxify: Magicka cost (200) Inflict damage over time poison on the target , that causes 5 points of damage for 20 seconds. 

Petrify: Magicka cost (400) Turn targets into stone for 15 seconds, target shatters into random ore if killed before timer runs out.

School of Magic - Illusion

Command Human: Convert a level 12 or below humanoid into your ally for 60 seconds. Can open the command dialouge menu to instruct your temporary ally to do certain tasks.

Dominate Humanoid: Convert a level 45 or below humanoid into your ally for 60 seconds. Can open the command dialouge menu to instruct your temporary ally to do certain tasks. 

Command Creature: Convert a level 12 or below creature into your pet for 60 seconds. Can instruct your temporary pet to attack anyone via the command dialogue menu. 

Dominate Creature: Convert a level 45 or below creature into your pet for 60 seconds. Can instruct your temporary pet to attack anyone via the command dialouge menu. 

Cooking Skill Perk Tree

Total number of perks: 5

How to increase Cooking Skill perk tree? - Each time you cook food you net xp points that fill up the cooking skill perk bar, until you gain a perk point.

Where can it be accessed? - You idiot.. the menu that pops up when you cook crap.

Perks-Bon appetit; Confers a 25% bonus to food potency.. blah blah blah... more importantly (drum roll) Food Poisoner; Add poisons to food, so those who eat suffer.

Poisoning food? Why? - Well you halfwit.. Obviously so you can watch someone else eat the food, and die or be paralyzed... or be slowed down or whatever! Bahahaha

That's it. Enjoy my act of kindness. Let it's radiance and sheer wittyness bring you many wetdreams.