Well, at the moment ITS UNDER 9000!!! I have absolutely no power at my house and haven't had any for a week. Now you might be wondering, "hows he typing this then?" well currently I'm not at home, I'm at a hotel in Dallas, and no I don't live in Texas, I live i Arkansas. Yes Arkansas, the crappiest state in the US next to Mississippi. jk. :P
Anyway I live in the northeastern part near the Missouri boothill and the recent wave of ice/snow/AIDS totally screwed me over. I have about 25 trees in my yard and they're all butchered to hell, and when i say trees I mean 15-25 ft trees that have almost all their limbs broken off. One landed on my car (yay) and dented it in a few places and the rest are littered all over my yard and road. (PROTIP: don't drive over a frozen oak limb, you'll get a flat) To top it all off, theres a pole in my yard. It has a transformer on it. It snapped in half and j-j-jammed into the ground. So the street I live on has no power but i can walk 30 seconds down to the main road and all the houses have power, which is crap, and one pole that only powers 2 houses isn't high on the priority list for repair. Well, I'm going back home tomorrow freeze to death... screw it, I'm staying at my brother's. At least he has chicken.
Watch this. Its what made me use OVER 9000! as my topic. You won't get some of the jokes unless you've watched the previous episodes, but its still hilarious.