Total of 20 user reviews spread across 20 releases
Link: The Faces of Evil
More like "Link: The Embarresments of Evil"
lol..... All that Youtube Poop stuff has made me chuckle. Anyways, on with the review. Oh god.... THIS IS THE WORST ZELDA GAME EVER! Its even worse than Mario is Missing. You start off with a really c...
Super Mario Galaxy
My god! This game is BEAUTIFUL!
I got this game as a present as well as a Wii for crimbo, & it is beautiful. After the rather disapointing Super Mario Sunshine, this game could take the crown of all 3 Mario 3D games(Super Mario 64,...
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Until Brawl comes out, this will have to do!<br />
This is the sequel to the N64 Smash Bros. & ITS COOL!!!!! The game has a lot more things than the 1st. The game has 25 characters than the original 12, adding 13 more. There are 29 stages, which is 20...
Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
Please buy it! PRETTY PLEASE?
Oh Super Mario Bros. The game that saved video games from being doomed. With the many remakes (SMB Special, SMAS, etc) this has to be one of the best. First off it has the 1985 Original. That means yo...
Mortal Kombat 4
Don't bother getting this shoddy port. EVER!
Mortal Kombat 4 was the first in the series to be in 3D. However, that can not be said for the GBC port. It is in 2D. After all, the GBC cannot handle 3D fighters. When you start it up, you find out i...
Mortal Kombat II: Kyuukyoku Shinken
Thank god they didn't remove the blood.
Finally. After MK1 having sweat *yuck* on the SNES, MK II brings back the blood i wanted in MK1. Even better, they didn't change the fatalities :3 SWEET! All the 12 fighters are here, including old f...
Rayman Raving Rabbids
lol. I got this game for Christmas along with the Wii. Basically, the story is that Rayman & some Baby Globoxes go to the park for a picnic, but the famous 'Rabbids' capture him & the Globoxes & he h...
Mortal Kombat Advance
Oh, Midway. What have you done?
Remember my review of Ultimate Mortal Kombat on the DS? Well, before that game, we had Mortal Kombat Advance. Ok, lets get started. You buy this game expecting it to be cool, right? WRONG! You just bo...
This 'bread man needs to die!
Oh god. This game SUCKS! Its just a bog-standard port of a crappy PS2 game made even worse for the Wii. You control this gingerbread man guy & you kill stuff with your candy cane. But its so mediocre....
Bad & ugly MK games at its best
Errrrm..... This was only avaliable in Europe. You can only get this on Ebay. Anyways, on with the review. Like the Genesis version, it has a blood code that you can activate with a button combinati...
Mortal Kombat: Shinken Kourin Densetsu
An OK arcade port, let down by the lack of blood & gore.
Mortal Kombat meets no introduction. Its one of the best fighting games out there, trying to tackle with Street Fighter II. Now comes to the ports. Sega said "If we don't include gore, the fans will h...
Better than the Genesis version.
Basically, this came out just ONE year ago after the MK 1 ports & the release of Mortal Kombat II. When you start up the game, you watch a grainy FMW of the MK 1 commercial with some changes. Then the...
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
More like "Glitch Rigs: Don't play this!"
lol. Don't buy! This is easily the s******** truck game. I mean, this game is horribily glitched. You have a 100% chance that the game will crash. It has no clipping, which means that you can drive th...
Erm.... This is the GBA game but on DS.
Got this waaaaaay back in 2005(along with Pac-Pix), & I am really bored of it. I mean, this is basically the GBA version, but on the DS with touch screen controls. You move around collecting coins & k...
Mortal Kombat Trilogy
Stick with the Playstation version!
If you want Mortal Kombat Trilogy, go for the Playstation version. This? DON'T BOTHER! Why? Well, it is Mortal Kombat, but most of the N64 things ruin it. First off, the music. Oh god! They sound like...
So if this is Anubis II, where is Anubis I?
God. The last time i reviewed the game "Ninjabread Man", i said "Ninjabread Man & its brothers? DON'T BOTHER!" Yes i said "brothers" because the game also had other clones of it, like this game(Anubis...
Mario Party DS
After the 2 terrible Mario Party games, Mario Party Advance & Mario Party 8, this is one of the best of the series.
I basically got this for crimbo(or Christmas) as well as my DS Lite(& some other games) & this is really fun. When i played the s****y Mario Party 8 & Mario Party Advance game, i hated the Mario Party...
Ultimate Mortal Kombat
GET IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!<br /> You won't regret it.
In 1995, Midway released an update of Mortal Kombat 3 called Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3. This had all the characters from the MK3 game as well as every ninja character(e.g. Ninja Sub-Zero, Jade, Kitana,...
Sonic the Hedgehog: Genesis
Not even his 20th Anniversary(yet)<br /> Avoid this game at all costs!
*talks to Sonic* Poor Sonic. You had such a cool Genesis starting. & its 2 sequels. Much like Sonic 3D, you had to f*** up the Sonic series. Why? Well, the game is so mediocre, that i would disgrace ...
Mortal Kombat: Armageddon
The Armageddon has just begun!
The grand daddy of all fighters makes its appearence for the first time on Wii. You get all the characters from all the MK games(MK4, MK:DA, MK:D, etc)& most of the stages from past MK games, as well ...