User Reviews & Ratings

Average Score 4.97/10

Total of 58 user reviews spread across 58 releases

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  6. 5
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  7. 4
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  • User Rating 5
    When people say this game is hard, I think they mean they're fighting with the camera, because the enemies are easy.

    Demon's Souls

    Rated on July 08, 2012 by schlitze_is_god

    When people say this game is hard, I think they mean they're fighting with the camera, because the enemies are easy.

    I really wanted to like this game. I really did. It is highly recommended by pretty much everyone in existence, and is critically acclaimed as one of the greatest RPG experiences of this generation...

    1 out of 7 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 3
    Why did they even make this game?

    Delta Force 2

    Rated on February 14, 2011 by schlitze_is_god

    Why did they even make this game?

    While it is obvious they (Novalogic) put more effort into the presentation of this game, as the menus are more fleshed out, and missions have audio briefings (by a somewhat decent voice actress) , thi...

    0 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5.5
    The first of the series which also should have been the last.

    Delta Force

    Rated on February 08, 2011 by schlitze_is_god

    The first of the series which also should have been the last.

    Considering when this game came out, this isn't a bad title. When all other FPS before this were the standard run around and shoot things, get shot at, and pick up health packs and all the blood you ...

    0 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 10
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    Myth: The Fallen Lords

    Rated on April 21, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    0_o

    This game came out back when I was still in middle school: a time where the majority of my gaming time was devoted playing my beloved Warcraft 2 (mostly due to the simple map editor), Command and Conq...

    2 out of 5 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 4.5
    Could have been great...

    Dark Messiah of Might and Magic

    Rated on April 18, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    Could have been great...

    Dark Messiah could have been an excellent (though still extremely linear) game. For one, the game's combat is probably one of the best uses of melee combat in a FPS, with excellent hit detection (but...

    4 out of 8 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7.5
    Staging accidents is the name of the game, and damn is it fun.

    Hitman: Blood Money

    Rated on April 14, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    Staging accidents is the name of the game, and damn is it fun.

    The fourth release in the Hitman series, though not risk taking in anyway as there isn't that much in terms of innovation, is an extremely fun game. The game is shorter than Silent Assassin, with...

    0 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5
    While it is the best in the series, it is still a mediocre game overall.

    Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy

    Rated on April 14, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    While it is the best in the series, it is still a mediocre game overall.

    I played every game in this series, all the way from decent Doom clone (Dark Forces) to the game prior to this one (Jedi Outcast) and this game, like all those that came before it... they are nothing ...

    2 out of 16 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 3
    If you're going to play a platform-game, pick another one.

    Duke Nukem

    Rated on April 12, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    If you're going to play a platform-game, pick another one.

    This game is like Commander Keen, Crystal Caves, Secret Agent, Biomenace, and a slew of others, and unlike some of the aforementioned games, Duke Nukem has no charm. You'll shoot the same stupid a...

    1 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5
    Amazing how this game created such a fuss, but having played hundreds of games before this one: Half-Life 2 disappoints.

    Half-Life 2

    Rated on April 12, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    Amazing how this game created such a fuss, but having played hundreds of games before this one: Half-Life 2 disappoints.

    This game is perfectly summed up in the "Lost Coast" with the commentary bubbles found within: (paraphrased) "This is what we call an 'arena stage,' where you're unable to leave the location until ...

    4 out of 32 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 3
    Fallout 3, another supposedly great RPG from Bethesda Softworks... is it really that good?

    Fallout 3

    Rated on April 09, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    Fallout 3, another supposedly great RPG from Bethesda Softworks... is it really that good?

    Having heard this game was just "Oblivion with guns" I waited for over a year to finally get it, as Oblivion, though an ambitious project, failed to excite me much beyond being able to go anywhere I w...

    9 out of 32 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 4
    Touted as one of the best RPGs of this era by so many players and reviewers. Is it really the case?

    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

    Rated on April 09, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    Touted as one of the best RPGs of this era by so many players and reviewers. Is it really the case?

    A RPG is about choices/options and involved/enjoyable character development. An epic, well written, story helps as well but it isn't required if you factor in so many poorly made Japanese "RPGs." T...

    15 out of 42 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    Out of the countless games in the FPS genre, this is one of the few  that is worth playing.

    No One Lives Forever 2: A Spy in H.A.R.M.'s Way

    Rated on April 06, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    Out of the countless games in the FPS genre, this is one of the few that is worth playing.

    No One Lives Forever 2 is simply an excellent game, and an excellent follow up to No One Lives Forever (which is also an excellent game). Redundant? Yeah, of course, but for a game of this caliber f...

    0 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    Play this game.

    Hitman 2: Silent Assassin

    Rated on April 06, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    Play this game.

    Did Hitman: Codename 47 feel lacking at all? Like it was an excellent idea, but was executed in a far from perfect manner? Play this game. Seriously. Those issues that plagued the first game: pr...

    1 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 3.5
    Poor combat, bad pacing, uninteresting characters, and limited RPG elements.  What more could you ask for?

    The Witcher: Enhanced Edition

    Rated on April 06, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    Poor combat, bad pacing, uninteresting characters, and limited RPG elements. What more could you ask for?

    Like many other highly recommended games, I gave this one a try. I really wanted to like it. Unlike the other games, this game has nothing to even grasp your attention long enough to even try to beat ...

    12 out of 48 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    Though it is one of my all time favorite games, it is not without problems...  but its charm is undeniable.

    The Operative: No One Lives Forever Game of the Year Edition

    Rated on April 06, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    Though it is one of my all time favorite games, it is not without problems... but its charm is undeniable.

    I played this game a lot. I played it when it first came out. I played it again a few years later. I later bought it for Mac so I could play it on my "school" laptop. In all, I've probably beaten ...

    4 out of 5 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    One of the most criminally ignored titles of the decade. Take WW2, mix with Operation Flashpoint and Hitman = bam!

    Hidden & Dangerous 2

    Rated on April 05, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    One of the most criminally ignored titles of the decade. Take WW2, mix with Operation Flashpoint and Hitman = bam!

    Having come out a week before the release of the first Call of Duty, it is completely understandable most people have never even heard of this game. In fact, the earliest versions of this release wa...

    4 out of 6 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 10
    The greatest RTS of all time.  With several mods still being made, Myth 2 is still relevant over a decade after release.

    Myth II: Soulblighter

    Rated on April 03, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    The greatest RTS of all time. With several mods still being made, Myth 2 is still relevant over a decade after release.

    Myth 2 Soulblighter is more or less a tweaked version of The Fallen Lords. Normally I would dock a game for not bringing enough new innovations or ideas to the table. And of course I'm playing favo...

    1 out of 5 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6
    As a follow up to Silent Assassin, Contracts can't compare.  But not all is lost.

    Hitman: Contracts

    Rated on April 02, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    As a follow up to Silent Assassin, Contracts can't compare. But not all is lost.

    Contracts is a hard game to love because it is considerably shorter than Silent Assassin, and a fair portion of the game consists of missions that were remade from Hitman: Codename 47. Luckily, for t...

    1 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5.5
    The first title of the series, it's a flawed gem, but far from terrible.

    Hitman: Codename 47

    Rated on April 02, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    The first title of the series, it's a flawed gem, but far from terrible.

    Hitman: Codename 47 is the first of many games staring the bald and lovable assassin named 47. Of course in this game, he has little personality, and the story is lacking and kinda ridiculous (well, ...

    4 out of 6 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5
    More of the same.

    Grand Theft Auto IV

    Rated on April 02, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    More of the same.

    Did you ever play Grand Theft Auto and its addons? What about GTA2? GTA 3 along with Vice City and San Andreas? If you played any of those games, you can totally pass on this one. Why? It doesn't...

    4 out of 10 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6.5
    Far from innovative, it is a step above the previous titles due to the numerous tweaks and additions made.

    Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

    Rated on April 02, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    Far from innovative, it is a step above the previous titles due to the numerous tweaks and additions made.

    San Andreas is definitely a mixed bag of some good things, great things, and down-right boring and terrible. But lets start with the bad and get it out of the way. The game, to it's core, isn't th...

    3 out of 9 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 3.5
    Same GTA, just in the 80s.

    Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

    Rated on April 02, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    Same GTA, just in the 80s.

    If you played GTA 3, you played this game already. The only thing new is the annoying setting, and the changed color palette (lots of bright-neons). Ultimately the question should be posed: who in t...

    2 out of 13 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5.5
    It's okay.

    Grand Theft Auto III

    Rated on April 01, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    It's okay.

    Grand Theft Auto's first attempt in bringing in the third dimension isn't as spectacular as many would want you to believe. For one, with the addition of the new, and somewhat cumbersome camera angle...

    0 out of 12 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 3.5
    "The King of all fighting games," does the Street Fighter series' latest release have what it takes?

    Street Fighter IV (Collector's Edition)

    Rated on April 01, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    "The King of all fighting games," does the Street Fighter series' latest release have what it takes?

    The answer is a simple, but extremely loud "**** NO." Consider this, Street Fighter 4 was released in 2009 (earlier in arcades), yet it does absolutely nothing, I repeat, NOTHING new for the genre a...

    4 out of 18 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5.5
    Just a continuation of Warcraft 3, and though it brings some new things to the game, all of the old problems persist.

    Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne

    Rated on April 01, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    Just a continuation of Warcraft 3, and though it brings some new things to the game, all of the old problems persist.

    I will try to keep this somewhat short as most of the issues of this game/series are discussed in relative length in my Warcraft 3 review. On to truncated format! What does this game does well? ...

    1 out of 21 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 1
    I need bleach for my eyes.

    Golden Axe: Beast Rider

    Rated on April 01, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    I need bleach for my eyes.

    Imagine this: A man (or woman/hermaphrodite/cyborg/alien/etc if that's what you would prefer) breaks into your home and holds a gun to your head with his right hand. In his left hand, he presents...

    1 out of 8 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5.5
    Claimed to be a great follow up of the "immortal" Warcraft 2, does it really deliver?

    WarCraft III: Reign of Chaos

    Rated on April 01, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    Claimed to be a great follow up of the "immortal" Warcraft 2, does it really deliver?

    Having clocked years into Warcraft 2, Beyond the Dark Portal, and waited eagerly for the Lord of the Clans to come out (the Adventure game that Blizzard was planning to release long ago, it was cancel...

    4 out of 23 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 1
    As a "game," Runescape is terrible and boring.  As a means of messing with people, Runescape is excellent, but

    RuneScape

    Rated on April 01, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    As a "game," Runescape is terrible and boring. As a means of messing with people, Runescape is excellent, but

    As a game, Runescape is terrible and boring. As a means of messing with people, Runescape is excellent, but if you really want to have fun, just go outside. The "game," like all mmorpgs is a stupi...

    4 out of 19 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 2.5
    A poor Warcraft 2 clone which resembles more of a mod than an actual game.

    Age of Empires

    Rated on April 01, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    A poor Warcraft 2 clone which resembles more of a mod than an actual game.

    Take your basic RTS game, throw in more resources to mine, make all the units look pretty much the same within all the available factions, and make every sound effect painful to the ear (imagine if Ke...

    1 out of 18 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 4.5
    A linear mess of a game, with a cliche-ridden plot that is just okay.

    Baldur's Gate

    Rated on April 01, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    A linear mess of a game, with a cliche-ridden plot that is just okay.

    Maybe if I played this game before Fallout/Arcanum I would think higher of this game, because it really is quite mediocre role playing experience. For instance, the combat sucks (though it does f...

    10 out of 66 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 1
    Can 11 million+ people be wrong?

    World of Warcraft

    Rated on March 31, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    Can 11 million+ people be wrong?

    Welcome to the World of Warcraft; the most over hyped game probably ever (maybe after Halo?). Seeing there was an opportunity to play it for free for 10 days, I decided to give WoW a try, because it ...

    16 out of 46 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 1
    Looking for a good WW1 game?  Skip this one.

    The Entente: World War I Battlefields

    Rated on March 28, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    Looking for a good WW1 game? Skip this one.

    When I heard that a developer had used the Cossacks (a decent and underrated RTS) engine to make a WW1 RTS, I was kinda excited about the notion, but a little worried about how a RTS could replicate ...

    0 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 4
    A game that does little to contribute to the genre (not to mention, quite boring).

    Red Faction

    Rated on March 28, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    A game that does little to contribute to the genre (not to mention, quite boring).

    Other than having a transparent texture (face shields of helmets, wow you can see through it!!! snore), a rail gun that can shoot through walls, and the ability to shape the land through Geomod (thoug...

    1 out of 6 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6
    Long ago, this was an awesome game... but I was also a fan-boy of anything Alien-related.  Nowadays, I see clearly.

    Aliens Versus Predator

    Rated on March 27, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    Long ago, this was an awesome game... but I was also a fan-boy of anything Alien-related. Nowadays, I see clearly.

    Pit three of the universe's most dangerous creatures in one game. It has been done before, but this was the most successful attempt yet. . . . Maybe time made me forget about these issues, or may...

    3 out of 10 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6
    The game that made me get a Gamecube: best of that console, but that isn't saying much...

    BioHazard 4

    Rated on March 27, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    The game that made me get a Gamecube: best of that console, but that isn't saying much...

    Awww, the Resident Evil series, great games or the most overrated series ever? I'm going with the gray area in between and adding the conditional of "depending on game." Resident Evil 4, a game I ...

    0 out of 16 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 4.5
    A "meh" worthy expansion

    Star Wars Jedi Knight: Mysteries of the Sith

    Rated on March 26, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    A "meh" worthy expansion

    Basically you take Jedi Knight, change the lame Kyle K with a slightly more interesting Mara Jade, but do nothing interesting with the game and you got Mysteries of the Sith. The same combat and A....

    0 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5
    Good for its time, but still kinda meh...

    Star Wars Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II

    Rated on March 26, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    Good for its time, but still kinda meh...

    I used to love this game, as well as most of the series, when they first came out, but I think now the only reason why I liked them to begin with is because I was once a huge Star Wars fan. Another t...

    0 out of 14 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 1.5
    Please, make it stop...

    Unreal II: The Awakening

    Rated on March 24, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    Please, make it stop...

    The first Unreal was one of the better FPSes ever made, for me, due to its awesome single player element, and awesome weapons. But it also had bot matches available, with really cool maps to play on ...

    1 out of 5 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5
    Derivative single player, awesome multiplayer...

    Return to Castle Wolfenstein

    Rated on March 24, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    Derivative single player, awesome multiplayer...

    Zombies and Nazis to shoot, sounds like a great premise... yet some how it was utterly ruined. Much like almost every other game that just had to be made with the Quake 3 engine, this game is jus...

    0 out of 8 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 4
    It started the series... but luckily it improved for two episodes.

    Soul Edge (PSOne Books)

    Rated on March 24, 2010 by schlitze_is_god

    It started the series... but luckily it improved for two episodes.

    Some ideas that were in the game would be nice to be revisited in a weapon-based fighting game: weapon damage. However, in this game, once weapons are broken all the characters fight exactly the same...

    0 out of 5 found this review helpful.