"Yes, I'm an introvert.
No, I'm not shy. No, I'm not stuck up. No, I'm not antisocial
I can't stand small talk, but I'll talk about life for hours
I'd rather be home with a close friend or two than among a big crowd of aquaintences
Don't scold me in public, don't embrass me in public
Respect that I'm reserved
And if I open myself up to you, know that means you're very special to me."