User Reviews & Ratings

Average Score 8.07/10

Total of 103 user reviews spread across 103 releases

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  • User Rating 6.5
    Does Dead Island Riptide breathe new life into the zombie game genre? Or is it just as dead as the zombies in it?

    Dead Island: Riptide

    Rated on April 26, 2013 by pspitus

    Does Dead Island Riptide breathe new life into the zombie game genre? Or is it just as dead as the zombies in it?

    Link to video review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzJYR6SqkOw *PLEASE NOTE: Review taken straight from the video :). *Start trailer for Dead Island Riptide* Ooooh no, I'm not falling f...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9
    Is this 2D side-scrolling adventure worth re-visiting? Or should it simply remain buried among the hundreds of Sega Gene

    Gunstar Heroes

    Rated on April 20, 2013 by pspitus

    Is this 2D side-scrolling adventure worth re-visiting? Or should it simply remain buried among the hundreds of Sega Gene

    Video Review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mzQiIq_Nsw *NOTE: This review is taken directly from the video review linked above. Gunstar Heroes. Oh my god, Gunstar Heroes. Easily one of the be...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    Does Orcs Must Die 2 provide the Orc genocide we've all been waiting for? Find out in this review! :)

    Orcs Must Die! 2

    Rated on April 15, 2013 by pspitus

    Does Orcs Must Die 2 provide the Orc genocide we've all been waiting for? Find out in this review! :)

    Video Review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k83LQsaBmZQ **** PLEASE NOTE: This is written review created specifically for the video review linked above :). The Orc. Big. Green, and Ugly. Unwan...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    Possibly one of the most underrated PS2 games of all time.

    Psychonauts

    Rated on April 15, 2013 by pspitus

    Possibly one of the most underrated PS2 games of all time.

    Video Review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld2i6QQEy0E ****NOTE: This is a direct written review specifically made for the video review linked above. We follow the story of Raz. A young aspir...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    Will Catherine give you an experience you will never forget? Or is it simply a one-night stand? Find out in our review!

    Catherine

    Rated on December 31, 2012 by pspitus

    Will Catherine give you an experience you will never forget? Or is it simply a one-night stand? Find out in our review!

    Here is a link to the video review if you guys are interested and don't feel like testing out your reading skillz :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3MbSVdrfzw _________________ Story: To chea...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9
    Banjo Kazooie shows the meaning of true platforming prowess.

    Banjo-Kazooie

    Rated on December 18, 2012 by pspitus

    Banjo Kazooie shows the meaning of true platforming prowess.

    Video review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A_J5g3cRHc It's another beautiful day in Spiral Mountain. The birds are singing, the trees are swinging, and the crazy green witch with boil...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9
    Banjo Kazooie shows the meaning of true platforming prowess.

    Banjo to Kazooie no Daibouken

    Rated on December 18, 2012 by pspitus

    Banjo Kazooie shows the meaning of true platforming prowess.

    Video review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A_J5g3cRHc It's another beautiful day in Spiral Mountain. The birds are singing, the trees are swinging, and the crazy green witch with boils on...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    With The Beatles Rock Band, you're going to want to play eight days a week!

    The Beatles: Rock Band

    Rated on December 27, 2009 by pspitus

    With The Beatles Rock Band, you're going to want to play eight days a week!

    Before there were screaming skulls and bloody corpses, before there were guitar solos that would melt people's faces off, before there were stage pieces that looked like they came from hell- there wer...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7
    Does Ghostbusters deliver unbelievable thrills, or just mediocre chills? Find out in my review....

    Ghostbusters: The Video Game

    Rated on November 07, 2009 by pspitus

    Does Ghostbusters deliver unbelievable thrills, or just mediocre chills? Find out in my review....

    You know that old saying, "What you can't see, can't hurt you" well after playing Ghostbusters that line is officially a complete and utter lie. Ghosts are no joke. They thrive on people's fears, they...

    7 out of 7 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    Does this superhero have what it takes to wield lightning, or is he all washed out? Find out in my review...

    inFamous

    Rated on August 05, 2009 by pspitus

    Does this superhero have what it takes to wield lightning, or is he all washed out? Find out in my review...

    One question has plagued mankind since the dawn of time: how does a person obtain superpowers? Must one jump into a pool of nuclear waste? (I've done it and all I got was a couple of radioactive rashe...

    5 out of 5 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7
    Does this orange jumpsuit wearing ninja have what it takes to keep you entertained? Find out in my review...

    Naruto: Clash of Ninja Revolution 2

    Rated on July 31, 2009 by pspitus

    Does this orange jumpsuit wearing ninja have what it takes to keep you entertained? Find out in my review...

    Strange haircuts that are impossible to imitate in real life. Check. Special moves that defy all the laws of gravity. Check. A loud, obnoxious, hyperactive ninja in an orange jumpsuit. Check. This mus...

    3 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    Don't let the vehicle based gameplay fool you, Nuts and Bolts is still a Banjo Kazooie game down to its core.

    Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts

    Rated on July 24, 2009 by pspitus

    Don't let the vehicle based gameplay fool you, Nuts and Bolts is still a Banjo Kazooie game down to its core.

    I have good news for all of you, it's so good that it'll make you swoon. Banjo and Kazooie have finally returned, for better or worse that's your concern. Platforming prowess isn't the game, and many ...

    3 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    The Sims 3 shows that even minor tweaks can keep a game fresh, riveting, and exciting.

    The Sims 3

    Rated on June 30, 2009 by pspitus

    The Sims 3 shows that even minor tweaks can keep a game fresh, riveting, and exciting.

    What if, now this just a hypothetical question, what if you had the power to play God? Would you use your glorious powers to bring peace and prosperity or would you use your powers to cause mayhem and...

    4 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9
    Street Fighter returns and delivers all the right punches in all the right places!

    Street Fighter IV

    Rated on March 29, 2009 by pspitus

    Street Fighter returns and delivers all the right punches in all the right places!

    At one point of your life I bet someone has told you that fighting is not the solution to any problem. Well think again. In Street Fighter IV people all around the world participate in a no holds bar ...

    3 out of 5 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    Resident Evil 5 trades scares and blood thirsty screams for addicting and fast action game play.

    Resident Evil 5

    Rated on March 28, 2009 by pspitus

    Resident Evil 5 trades scares and blood thirsty screams for addicting and fast action game play.

    To all of the bigots out there, remember that zombies are people too. They have hopes, dreams, feelings, and desires. Yes, they have a strong urge to consume other individuals, and yes they have no br...

    1 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7.5
    Quest for Booty is an excellent game, but it doesn't give that full Ratchet and Clank experience.

    Ratchet & Clank: Quest for Booty

    Rated on March 22, 2009 by pspitus

    Quest for Booty is an excellent game, but it doesn't give that full Ratchet and Clank experience.

    Arghhh hello me heartys, have ye ever seen a friendship so pure, so strong, so…….peculiar in ye life? I suspect you scalawags haven't. Let me introduce to ye Ratchet and Clank. Ratchet is a lombax, wh...

    5 out of 5 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    Fallout 3 takes what we love about shooters and RPGs, and creates a unique and riveting experience.

    Fallout 3

    Rated on March 20, 2009 by pspitus

    Fallout 3 takes what we love about shooters and RPGs, and creates a unique and riveting experience.

    "What's up wastelanders, this is pspitus here, *BARK* coming to you live here from gamespot and I'm here to bring you my Fallout 3 review!" (Major props to anyone who can find the origin of this quote...

    5 out of 7 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    Combining adolescent humor, a solid storyline, and engrossing gameplay, Bully offers a unique gaming experience.

    Bully: Scholarship Edition

    Rated on March 14, 2009 by pspitus

    Combining adolescent humor, a solid storyline, and engrossing gameplay, Bully offers a unique gaming experience.

    Welcome to Bullworth Academy! Come and enjoy a game of Grottoes n' Gremlins with your friendly neighborhood Nerds, discuss about financial profits and plummets with the outgoing Preps, whip out that o...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9.5
    Should Bioshock remain in the depths of the ocean, or is it time for it to return triumphantly to the surface?

    BioShock

    Rated on February 20, 2009 by pspitus

    Should Bioshock remain in the depths of the ocean, or is it time for it to return triumphantly to the surface?

    "I'm Andrew Ryan and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his own brow?" -Andrew Ryan (Creator of Rapture) Imagine a place where rules are obsolete, a place whe...

    5 out of 5 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    Is Castle Crashers worth wearing a heavy suit of armor? Find out in my review.....

    Castle Crashers

    Rated on February 13, 2009 by pspitus

    Is Castle Crashers worth wearing a heavy suit of armor? Find out in my review.....

    Being a knight in shining armor isn't as glamorous as many people speculate it to be. You always have to listen to your so called "King", you always have to wear armor that's as heavy as a cow but as ...

    6 out of 6 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7.5
    What PAA lacks in gameplay elements, makes up in psychotic and crude humor.....read on.....

    Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness Episode One

    Rated on February 08, 2009 by pspitus

    What PAA lacks in gameplay elements, makes up in psychotic and crude humor.....read on.....

    What do pelvic thrusting robots, enraged hobos, demonic mimes, blood thirsty quartets, and insane clowns have in common? They all play a role in Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain Slick Precipice of...

    2 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    Call of Duty: World at War shows that World War 2 shooters are not dead.....at least not yet.

    Call of Duty: World at War

    Rated on February 01, 2009 by pspitus

    Call of Duty: World at War shows that World War 2 shooters are not dead.....at least not yet.

    War. War never changes. World War 2 never changes. World War 2 games never change, well….that's until Call of Duty: World at War arrived on the scene. Call of Duty: World at War revolves around the in...

    4 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    Prince of Persia may not be better than its predecessors, but it's still worth a play through.

    Prince of Persia

    Rated on January 25, 2009 by pspitus

    Prince of Persia may not be better than its predecessors, but it's still worth a play through.

    The Prince lives for adventure, shiny glittery bundles of gold, and women, lots and lots of women. One day he finds himself lost in a desert searching for his donkey with a cartful of gold. A brutal s...

    2 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5.5
    Does this dynamic duo have what it takes to reach the top, or are they just another group of guys with guns?

    Army of Two

    Rated on January 25, 2009 by pspitus

    Does this dynamic duo have what it takes to reach the top, or are they just another group of guys with guns?

    The life of a mercenary is not for the weak hearted, getting blood splattered all over yourself, meeting new people and killing them on the spot, and earning thousands of dollars by the hour is all pa...

    3 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9.5
    Gears of War takes what we love about action games, and takes it to a whole new other level.....

    Gears of War

    Rated on January 19, 2009 by pspitus

    Gears of War takes what we love about action games, and takes it to a whole new other level.....

    Gears of War takes place in an alternate reality where mankind faces imminent destruction under the hands of the Locust, a group of aliens that know how to handle guns well, really, really well. You p...

    2 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    Resistance 2 is a better sequel, but is it a better game? Find out in my review.

    Resistance 2

    Rated on January 16, 2009 by pspitus

    Resistance 2 is a better sequel, but is it a better game? Find out in my review.

    The chimera, a group of alien/human hybrids, are invading the good ol' US of A and it's up to Nathan Hale to stop them. The only problem is that Hale is slowly becoming the thing he despises the most....

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9
    Does Dead Space deliver the chills or just cheap thrills?

    Dead Space

    Rated on January 02, 2009 by pspitus

    Does Dead Space deliver the chills or just cheap thrills?

    In Dead Space you play as a futuristic engineer named Isaac Clarke. His mission was a rather simple one; accompany the crew of the shuttle Kellion to make repairs on the USG Ishimura. His simple repai...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    Is Dead Rising the zombie game that everyone has been waiting for, or is it just another piece of lifeless junk?

    Dead Rising

    Rated on December 30, 2008 by pspitus

    Is Dead Rising the zombie game that everyone has been waiting for, or is it just another piece of lifeless junk?

    Malls, a place where people can hang out, a place that fulfills everyone's shopping needs, a place where one can grab a BITE to eat, hahaha bad pun. In Willamette, Colorado the citizens are changing, ...

    2 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    Rainbow Six Vegas 2 delivers fast paced action, and strategic gameplay, but is it enough?

    Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas 2

    Rated on December 30, 2008 by pspitus

    Rainbow Six Vegas 2 delivers fast paced action, and strategic gameplay, but is it enough?

    In Rainbow Six Vegas 2 you play as a Bishop, a special ops unit from the Rainbow division. Terrorists have taken over Las Vegas and have threatened to destroy the area if their demands are not met. It...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7.5
    Is Lego Indiana Jones a well constructed game, or does it fall apart into tiny little lego pieces?

    LEGO Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures

    Rated on December 25, 2008 by pspitus

    Is Lego Indiana Jones a well constructed game, or does it fall apart into tiny little lego pieces?

    Ahhhh legos, the pinnacle of childhood entertainment, the most tastiest treat when you have nothing else to eat, the most blockiest uhhhhh blocks you can ever step on (ouch!). Have you ever wondered w...

    3 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9
    Does Gears of War 2 have what it takes to destroy the Locust horde for good, or does it fall flat on its virtual bum?

    Gears of War 2

    Rated on December 20, 2008 by pspitus

    Does Gears of War 2 have what it takes to destroy the Locust horde for good, or does it fall flat on its virtual bum?

    The Locus horde, a group of butt ugly monsters, threatens all of humanity, and it's up to the COGS, a group of big muscle bound men with guns and deep voices, to stop their invasion. The Locust have b...

    2 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7.5
    Does this panda have what it takes to become a legendary kung fu master, or will he become a legendary chump?

    DreamWorks Kung Fu Panda

    Rated on December 20, 2008 by pspitus

    Does this panda have what it takes to become a legendary kung fu master, or will he become a legendary chump?

    Ahhhh….the Valley of Peace, it's just so…..uhhh….peaceful, who would of thunk it. You play as a kung fu loving panda named Po who has been selected as the Dragon Warrior, the chosen one who will bring...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    Should this game be left for the dead, or should it remain amongst the living? Find out in my review...

    Left 4 Dead

    Rated on December 05, 2008 by pspitus

    Should this game be left for the dead, or should it remain amongst the living? Find out in my review...

    Hmmm…..you want a story plot for Left 4 Dead? Well….alright if you really want it. Here I go. Left 4 Dead is about a group of survivors, four to be exact, that are….uhhh….left four dead in a city over...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    Should Jeanne D'arc be burned at the stake, or should it live to fight another day? Find out in my review...

    Jeanne d'Arc

    Rated on December 05, 2008 by pspitus

    Should Jeanne D'arc be burned at the stake, or should it live to fight another day? Find out in my review...

    In Jeanne D'Arc you play as a young French peasant girl named Jeanne (I guess you could have figured that out by reading the title) who has her village attacked by demons that were sent by the English...

    2 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5
    Does Obscure: The Aftermath deserve to be called a survival horror game, or should it remained buried in the garbage?

    Obscure II

    Rated on November 20, 2008 by pspitus

    Does Obscure: The Aftermath deserve to be called a survival horror game, or should it remained buried in the garbage?

    Obscure: The Aftermath takes place 2 years after the events of Obscure, hence the word "Aftermath" in the title, duh. If you didn't play the previous game don't worry, you're not missing much, you can...

    2 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    Should Ninja Gaiden Sigma remain in the shadows, or be exposed to the light? Find out in my review....

    Ninja Gaiden Sigma

    Rated on November 02, 2008 by pspitus

    Should Ninja Gaiden Sigma remain in the shadows, or be exposed to the light? Find out in my review....

    Ninja Gaiden Sigma is about a ninja……well…..I guess you've already figured that out by reading the title. Anyways, you play as a ninja named Ryu Hayabusa. Some guy named Doku, who I believe looks like...

    2 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    Is it time for this god to be dethroned, or should we keep worshiping him? Find out in my review.....

    God of War: Chains of Olympus

    Rated on October 17, 2008 by pspitus

    Is it time for this god to be dethroned, or should we keep worshiping him? Find out in my review.....

    Kratos is back, and he's angrier than ever. Chains of Olympus is the prequel to the original God Of War game for the PS2. Kratos is still a servant for the Gods, and he's still the angry blood lusting...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6
    Should you hire these Mercenaries? Or should you spend your money on something else like toothpaste?

    Mercenaries 2: World in Flames

    Rated on October 11, 2008 by pspitus

    Should you hire these Mercenaries? Or should you spend your money on something else like toothpaste?

    Money, money, money is all you need. In Mercenaries 2: World in Flames you can play as Jennifer Mui, Mattias Nilson, and Chris Jacobs, the best and most expensive Mercenaries the world has to offer. M...

    3 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    Does Patapon keep a steady beat? Or is it just another "tone deaf" game? Find out in my review....

    Patapon

    Rated on August 22, 2008 by pspitus

    Does Patapon keep a steady beat? Or is it just another "tone deaf" game? Find out in my review....

    Patapons are a tribe of……uhh….I'm not really sure what they are. I guess I could describe them as an army of eyeballs, I don't know. The Patapon tribe once flourished across the land, but was defeated...

    2 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 10
    Snake is back for one final mission, will it be a success or an utter failure? Find out in my review.....

    Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (Platinum)

    Rated on August 19, 2008 by pspitus

    Snake is back for one final mission, will it be a success or an utter failure? Find out in my review.....

    MGS4 takes place in the not too distant future, where war is a normal activity being practiced around the world. Tights wearing operative Snake, also known as Old Snake, is about to kick the bucket, b...

    2 out of 2 found this review helpful.