Games I've Played

See (almost) all of my games in "Ratings and Reviews" tab. This "Stack" segment is unacceptably buggy, so it's both not accurate and annoying to use. For instance, I didn't rate Conker's a 6, but a 3. The issue does occur with few other games but luckily I have no intention to change its scores, yet.

Game Release Date GameSpot Score Preachee's Score

Among Us

this game destroys friendships; pretty decent for the first 10 minutes

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3

Assassin's Creed

since everyone loves the word 'overrated', i will use it as much as i could with this franchise. a game that plays itself, has a ridiculous story, and is overly easy in disguise getting praised for all the said aspects just baffles me. overrated.
9
3

Batman: Arkham City

ur cool for hating this game so i'm joining the cool club
9
2

Blood (1997)

>> Doom

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7

Broforce

had a blast playing co-op for few hours before it got boring

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4

Catherine

pretty damn hilarious
8.5
6

Chrono Trigger

uh oh I didn't like this game. honestly i could even give this a lower score but eh, not that bad
8.5
4

Conker's Bad Fur Day

3/10 - "British humour is intelligent" (nigga wtf is wrong w gamespot, basically i rate this a 3 and it instead shows a 6, this shit still happens and it won't stop. So, just do know I rate this a 3 and this is shit)

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6

Demon's Souls

Rich lore and fantastic gameplay is an instant 8 because somehow games just can't do it both
9
9

EarthBound

gameplay is garbage but also kind of likeable, and actually fits with the narrative a lot. Eloquent roleplaying 'style', perfect theme execution with some of the best video game villains.

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8

EarthBound Beginnings

i had to fight a lamp in my own room before even getting a grip of anything

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4

Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem

nice 4th wall break, though the fact that this game isn't even nearly terrifying psychologically, it doesn't achieve what it sets out
9.4
4

God of War

a good game, coming from someone who doesn't like GoW, or TLoU
9
5

GoldenEye 007

this is why you shouldn't play pre-2000 FPS

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Grand Theft Auto V

Gangstar Rio: City of Saints is unironically a better game
9
3

Heavy Rain

vidya-tier writing
8.5
2

Jump Force

animu
7
1

League of Legends

the only reason why I ever played this game is because there was a time everyone around me played it; this is the least fun game i've ever played
9
1

Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver

too much nostalgia boner from everyone when in reality this game can't even rival with the second one

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5

Marble Saga: Kororinpa

no cap one of the most memorable experience for the wii, i'd fuck w this anytime any day
7
5

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

This is the most meta, hedonistic, extravagant, hysterically absurd and fascinating piece of media ever. Also this game, intentional or not, has the best excuse for shit writing I've ever seen. I can't even argue against it.
9.6
7

Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

Kojima is an awful, awful, shit, garbage, 2001:ASO-fan-ass writer who has produced some of the most overly convoluted, inconsistent, self-indulgent bullshit I've ever witnessed. This sums that up quite well.
10
1

Metroid

this makes me wonder why SMB is so easy when literally every other NES game is this absurd
5.2
3

Metroid Fusion

color palette fucks up pretty bad. with a game this intense, claustrophobic and imposing, it shouldn't even be this bright and colorful, Super was better at this; also a bit too short, but overall a great game
8.6
6

Metroid II: Return of Samus

genocide, moral complexity, meta, the baby and tedium. that should sum up this game

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4

Metroid Prime

eh, too overrated. Gets boring for its simplistic puzzles, unworthy bosses and repetitive stretching-out backtracking. Neither successes in making you feel powerful like in Super Metroid nor hopeless like in Prime 2. Kinda bland.
9.7
4

Metroid Prime 2: Echoes

Perhaps a better approach to the 3D FPS transition. Convoluted world actually makes it more exciting for exploration. Ridiculously fun and challenging bosses. Though lore gets a bit ridiculous w bunch of annoying plot holes. Still the best entry of Prime series
9.1
7

Metroid Prime 3: Corruption

Metroid Prime: Identity Crisis
8.5
5

Metroid Prime Trilogy

This is how the game is meant to mechanically be played. Would've been perfect if they didn't remove game breaking sequences (or even, add them would've been nice) and nerf the bosses.

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7

Metroid Prime: Hunters

user score 8.9/10 on this retarded site, like wtf no one even likes this piece of shit
8.6
2

Metroid: Other M

worse than mgs4
8.5
1

Minecraft

eh, a lot of freedom in game ironically results in not much things to do, n hold on before anything I can confidently say I've done everything I see as worthwhile in this game. It was great when u first get around it, but as someone rightfully says, 'you'd stop playing after 30 minutes every time before you even realize it'
8.5
5

Mother 3

6.5/10 - while EB brims with creativity, imaginative, illusory, inconceivable whimsicality, this game is surprisingly much more grounded (sure still very bizarre nonetheless). A pleasant focus on story with bleak (not even bittersweet, just absolute brutal) view on really mature ideas. Really good, but not special.

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6

New Super Mario Bros. Wii

this game has magic, and it's no surprise why it is one of the best selling video games of all time; but now that I play it again, while the magic is still latent, the uninspiring, almost boring, level design has become clear
8.5
4

Overwatch

not really awful but I just despise competitive games; i may get some good temporary laughs out of the toxicity but that's too empty
9
3

SOMA

SOMA's views its philosophy with dourness, subtly branding itself with gravitas and sophistication, realizing a more belletristic standard that is novelty for video games. . . which is cool if you neglect the gameplay. I mean the gameplay can be clever and meta or whatever but most of the times it's just dull.
9
6

Silent Hill 2 (2001)

5.5/10 - the writing saves its ass, since the gameplay is seriously a chore. this has the worst combats and bosses, but it has the best writing and art design. zero replayability (i probably should lower the score)
7.9
6

Silent Hills

8.5/10 - Greatest horror game of all time, though barely a game and more of an interactive experience. Even the most infamous puzzles that make no rational sense are thematically significant to the experience, making it a wholly great psychological trip. P.T can definitely stand on its own without any need for a 'teaser' tag.

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Super Mario Bros.

except for SMB3, NES games are outdated and mostly incredibly tedious comparing to modern standards
6.8
5

Super Mario Bros. 3

Shit controls, outdated graphics, but due to my love for this game in particular, I'm rating the all-star version
9
6

Super Mario Maker 2

You should play Super Mario Bros. X
8
5

Super Metroid

highest replaybility in any game; most refined in level design with the most pertinent and effective narrative; underrated story
8.5
10

The Legend of Zelda

let me start by saying zelda sucks fucking ass
7.2
3

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

i fuck wit zelda fans, this is one of the most tedious adventure ever
9.2
4

Undertale

Due to my elitism, it's been made clear that I am obliged to not like Undertale, as an ironclad elite rule states: 'EarthBound fans can and shall never get along with Undertale'
9
5

Zelda II: The Adventure of Link

this game is impossible, there is no possible way you can beat this, i mean why should i even beat this clunky mess anyway
6.2
1
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