Hi! I'm Martin, for some reason or another I have managed to convince the people who run GameSpot that I am actually worth employing. They're probably as angry about it as you are!

I live in London, which means I have a funny accent and bad teeth. I'm also quite fat, and my surname makes me sound super French. These are good places to start when you want to describe me to others.

I also play a lot of Dota 2, and would love to play Dota 2 with and against you.