Why are they showing Modern Warfare 2 again?
So this Metal Gear game... it's the Swordplay game from Wii Sports Resort?
Gears of War 3: a $60 expansion pack
Fable 3: another $60 expansion pack
Code Name Kingdoms: Tight, I like ambiguous teasers.
Halo Reach: yet another $60 expansion pack!
Kinect Demo: Because touching a button is just too complicated.
Kinect Demo Again: Okay, they must be trolling us now. Bieber? Really? BIEBER?
Kinect Live Chat: Nice acting.
ESPN: Because some people must be connected to sports 24/7
Kinectimals: It's Nintendogs, right down to the pun. Also, this girl is seriously creepy. Microsoft continues to troll.
Kinect Sports: Yeah, now they're not even trying to hide the rip-off.
Kinect Joy Ride: Mario Kart!
Kinect Adventures: It's that family fitness game that came with a mat. I think Namco made it.
Your Shape: You mean that Wii game?
Dance Central: So it's Just Dance? Also, this guy is totally faaaaabulous!
Star Wars: Would have been a huge "eff you" to Wii owners, if it didn't look so dumb.
Fort-za: I'd rather hold a fake steering wheel than pretend to hold a real one.
360 Slim: Microsoft is Oprah!
Final thoughts: Did I realy just spend an hour and a half watching that? Cripes.