User Reviews & Ratings

Average Score 6.44/10

Total of 25 user reviews spread across 25 releases

  1. 10
    (1)
  2. 9
    (6)
  3. 8
    (2)
  4. 7
    (7)
  5. 6
    (0)
  6. 5
    (2)
  7. 4
    (2)
  8. 3
    (1)
  9. 2
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  10. 1
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  • User Rating 9
    Aaaaaaaaaaah...............climax.

    Legend of Grimrock

    Rated on April 22, 2012 by jardacalling

    Aaaaaaaaaaah...............climax.

    The veterans have received a love letter soaked in a pool of nostalgic tears, whereas the young inexperienced novices have been given an unparalleled opportunity to taste with their own tongues what t...

    1 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 10
    Just when I thought the first Witcher game is the best RPG this generation will know...

    The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings

    Rated on June 26, 2011 by jardacalling

    Just when I thought the first Witcher game is the best RPG this generation will know...

    After a long, careful consideration I'm firmly decided the second Witcher does deserve an absolute rating. Now I don't tend to hand out 10s as if there was no tomorrow, so believe that my point of vie...

    10 out of 13 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9
    One of the finest sequels ever...

    Alice: Madness Returns

    Rated on June 20, 2011 by jardacalling

    One of the finest sequels ever...

    Once again I condemn EA, and what do they do? They deliver some damn creative and long audiovisual orgy. And now when I'm finally done with it I must say Alice has never been in a better condition tha...

    2 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9.5
    Jane Jansen rocks!

    Gray Matter

    Rated on March 31, 2011 by jardacalling

    Jane Jansen rocks!

    Jansen is awesome. Not only she hasn't lost a bit of her writers gut over the years, but also she managed to turn what's basically a pretty sweet romance into a thrilling, very atmospheric and towa...

    3 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 4
    This is the ****!!!

    Dragon Age II

    Rated on March 23, 2011 by jardacalling

    This is the ****!!!

    Despite not liking Dragon Age: Origins, I decided to expend the little knowledge Dragon Age II might've given me anyway. So I played it. And finished it. And the only such member near and far or not, ...

    11 out of 14 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 1.5
    Even dung can be meaningful in nature...Shellshock 2 isn't.

    ShellShock 2: Blood Trails

    Rated on March 12, 2011 by jardacalling

    Even dung can be meaningful in nature...Shellshock 2 isn't.

    Indeed, even dung could find a purpose in nature and have something positive come out of it...perhaps some flower, or maybe a crispy cereal. And what came out of Shellshock 2? Well, except for the ...

    0 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5.5
    A visually striking piece of crap.

    Clive Barker's Jericho

    Rated on March 12, 2011 by jardacalling

    A visually striking piece of crap.

    "For the grace of ghawd!" So, at long last I finished the game. Truth be told I never really belonged among the readers of Clive Barker's blood and bile covered books, but I strongly sympathize wit...

    1 out of 9 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7
    While the story and atmosphere known from the previous titles are still there, the gameplay degraded.

    Silent Hill 4: The Room

    Rated on February 20, 2011 by jardacalling

    While the story and atmosphere known from the previous titles are still there, the gameplay degraded.

    So, I got this idea to replay this installment, because of all the Silent Hills this is the one I remembered the least. And now that I'm approaching the end, the reasons why I remembered it the least ...

    1 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7.5
    Tomb Raider meets Diablo. They have sex. This is their offspring. And this baby is exactly what Lara's been lacking.

    Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light

    Rated on February 19, 2011 by jardacalling

    Tomb Raider meets Diablo. They have sex. This is their offspring. And this baby is exactly what Lara's been lacking.

    Who would've thought Croft would work in a Diablo game, and that she would work in this scenario far better than in all other Crystals TR products combined? Well personally I did expect it, but I can ...

    1 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7
    Looking for a challenge? Well, look elsewhere...

    Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands

    Rated on February 19, 2011 by jardacalling

    Looking for a challenge? Well, look elsewhere...

    "So, what do we have here...oh yeah, ok so that's W, the right mouse button, space, shift, the right mouse button, release shift, press shift again, the right mou- oh FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...Q." Erm, to cl...

    0 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7.5
    The half-hearted gameplay is well masked by some phenomenal graphics, but it's still easy to see and feel...

    Mafia II

    Rated on February 13, 2011 by jardacalling

    The half-hearted gameplay is well masked by some phenomenal graphics, but it's still easy to see and feel...

    The first steps through the snowy Empire Bay streets were absolutely great. Top notch atmosphere, pleasing music, visual eye-candy. Unfortunately that's not enough, and the actual gameplay limps from ...

    0 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 1.5
    The only reason I even finished the game is because I'm such a masochist.

    Cursed Mountain

    Rated on February 07, 2011 by jardacalling

    The only reason I even finished the game is because I'm such a masochist.

    **** I really have no idea why am I doing this to myself. As a sincere masochist, I started a game I knew will be infinitely crap in advance, and half way through I even challenged myself to finish it...

    0 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9
    This comment is partially extremely lame.

    Amnesia: The Dark Descent

    Rated on February 07, 2011 by jardacalling

    This comment is partially extremely lame.

    Once upon a time, there was a princess known as Amnesia, who was terribly depressing. A pretty girl on the outside, but rotten down to the bones inside, with darkness occupying every single thought of...

    3 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    If you manage to get over the repulsive first mission, some highly addictive role playing experience lies in store next.

    Alpha Protocol

    Rated on February 05, 2011 by jardacalling

    If you manage to get over the repulsive first mission, some highly addictive role playing experience lies in store next.

    First impressions...why do we tend to guide ourselves by them ever so strictly? Despite the undeniable fact we cannot have the slightest clue what we might be missing on in the moment of prejudice? Th...

    4 out of 5 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7
    Sure, the game suffers from some serious technical issues...but they are worth getting over, because this game delivers.

    Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness

    Rated on February 05, 2011 by jardacalling

    Sure, the game suffers from some serious technical issues...but they are worth getting over, because this game delivers.

    Say whatever you want, this is the Tomb Raider with the strongest story to be found, and one of the best written stories ever. The graphics are very nice (although I'll never figure out what exactly d...

    0 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 4
    This game isn't half as bad as they say...said me under drugs.

    Manhunt 2

    Rated on February 04, 2011 by jardacalling

    This game isn't half as bad as they say...said me under drugs.

    This game isn't BY FAR as bad as it may seem...I indeed was saying this at first, but in the second last level (I guess) I really got fed up. This game really isn't good. Graphics are tad ugly, but...

    0 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 2
    This game had so much potential...

    Damnation

    Rated on February 04, 2011 by jardacalling

    This game had so much potential...

    It would be really nice to spend a while climbing like Croft, jumping around like Altair and Ezio, running down tight ropes like...all the characters who were ever taught the ability, and during all o...

    1 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5
    Have you played the first Force Unleashed game? Then you honestly don't need to bother with this DLC they call a sequel.

    Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II

    Rated on February 04, 2011 by jardacalling

    Have you played the first Force Unleashed game? Then you honestly don't need to bother with this DLC they call a sequel.

    And here we go again. The same misery that's been brought upon as a year ago. Exactly the same, down to the last detail. FU2 feels more than anything like a DLC of an average quality (but for 60 bucks...

    1 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7.5
    Will you be able to get over the lack of story and its gradation, just to enjoy all the good stuff of the game?

    Two Worlds II

    Rated on February 04, 2011 by jardacalling

    Will you be able to get over the lack of story and its gradation, just to enjoy all the good stuff of the game?

    Ooooh, how long have I been waiting for a game that would let me massacre ostriches... I couldn't think of a better introduction, so let me leave it with them ostriches (which I've got some persona...

    7 out of 11 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9
    It's a rare occurance when a sequel totally kicks the original's ass...in this case, that's a huge understatement...

    Assassin's Creed II

    Rated on February 02, 2011 by jardacalling

    It's a rare occurance when a sequel totally kicks the original's ass...in this case, that's a huge understatement...

    Beautiful. Just plain beautiful. I don't even remember the last time I got surprised this pleasantly. When they said "AC 2 totally pwns the first game in every way, there are many cool new features, t...

    1 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 3.5
    Pure example of how bad a game based on a movie can be...

    The Matrix: Path of Neo

    Rated on January 31, 2011 by jardacalling

    Pure example of how bad a game based on a movie can be...

    Isn't it just beautiful, when someone manages to develop a solid game based on a movie? Shiny guys managed to create entertaining, though buggy and technically kind of repellent game, Enter the Matrix...

    0 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 2
    One of the games which showed all you need to see in the demo version...

    The Club

    Rated on January 31, 2011 by jardacalling

    One of the games which showed all you need to see in the demo version...

    Who gives a damn about playing with words? Who gives a damn about over too long texts that could be written? Who gives a damn about any effort to write something spirited? But, more than anything I mu...

    0 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7.5
    I didn't expect a game for kids to entertain me, but this one surprisingly managed!

    Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    Rated on January 31, 2011 by jardacalling

    I didn't expect a game for kids to entertain me, but this one surprisingly managed!

    I must go a little „awww" and simper a bit. I would've never expected such kids game could pošibly entertain me. And yet it did! This really is an incredibly nice abreaction game. Literally an awesome...

    0 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    With this story, graphics, soundtrack and gameplay, it's easy to forgive the stupid controls and poor level design.

    Advent Rising

    Rated on January 31, 2011 by jardacalling

    With this story, graphics, soundtrack and gameplay, it's easy to forgive the stupid controls and poor level design.

    As I wander through the world massacring the Seekers in 100+1 ways, I call myself "god", I'm invincible, with the pair of my long legs I lead the way for my friends, who never really get into any acti...

    1 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9
    This is not only one of the best games based on a movie, but it's a fantastic game all by itself.

    Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie

    Rated on January 31, 2011 by jardacalling

    This is not only one of the best games based on a movie, but it's a fantastic game all by itself.

    Boy was I a terrible player back in my 13s. Why? Because that was when I first stumbled upon this title, and beating it seemed as a great challenge to me back then. I couldn't for the love of god get ...

    0 out of 2 found this review helpful.