Everyone who is or has been married or in a serious relationship....
tell me this isn't accurate.
Two Women Chatting
Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes
and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a
romantic dinner. After dinner we went for a long walk.
When we came home he lit candles around the
house and afterwards we talked for hours. It was like a fairytale!
Meanwhile their husbands are at work talking.
Two Men Chatting
Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep.
It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because I forgot to
pay the electric bill - so the they cut the power and I had to
take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have
money left for a cab. We had to walk home and that took an hour.
When we got home I remembereed there was no electricity so I had to
light candles all over the house! After all that I was so aggravated I
I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering at me half the night!