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Man versus Woman

Everyone who is or has been married or in a serious relationship....

tell me this isn't accurate.

Two Women Chatting

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?

Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes

and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?

Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a

romantic dinner. After dinner we went for a long walk.

When we came home he lit candles around the

house and afterwards we talked for hours. It was like a fairytale!

Meanwhile their husbands are at work talking.

Two Men Chatting

Husband 1: How was your evening?

Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep.

It was great! What about you?

Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because I forgot to

pay the electric bill - so the they cut the power and I had to

take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have

money left for a cab. We had to walk home and that took an hour.

When we got home I remembereed there was no electricity so I had to

light candles all over the house! After all that I was so aggravated I

I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering at me half the night!