Here is the final installment in my 3 part series
GO into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, then yell very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'
Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
And my personal favorites...
Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk where the antidepressants are.
Sorry to all store owners, so please, DON"T BLAME ME! INSANITY IS HEREDITARY!!! (maybe)