So I felt like ranting right now, but I needed a topic to rant about. Really, I didn't need a topic because I've had that's been bugging me for a while, I just figured the other way was a much cooler way to start out a rant (don't tell me otherwise, I know it is, in fact, I know almost everything). That topic would include the ever-so-popular Nintendo Wii. No, I'm not bashing the Wii in this "rant", instead I'm pointing out certain people who play it, that's you lazy people!
One thing I don't understand, and probably never will, is why people play the Wii sitting down. Well, not so much sitting down, as playing it in a way that defeats the entire purpose of playing a Wii. Example, when people play boxing sitting on the couch, and dodging by only moving their wrists. Not only is this completely unfair if you are playing against them, it takes away from that new element of gameplay that the Wii's motion controls add. I don't see why you'd want to play like that, you must be one of the laziest beings out there. There are tons of people still hunting high and low to get their hands on a Wii, that want to play it how it's supposed to be played, and there are these slobs of mankind laying on their couch covered in Pizza Hut and KFC playing WarioWare. I think doing that takes away the majority of the fun in these games. Odds are you waited in a line for hours or payed far too much for the system just to get it, and you did this why? You could have payed under $100 dollars and bought a GameCube and purchased some minigame collections or Mario Tennis and saved your money or time.
That will be all, and I hope that you lazy people reading this either smarten up and play that great and innovative console the way it was meant, or sell it to someone that is worthy of it.