Dude, Scranton is a f***ed up place.
I was at work today and this guy who had to be at least in his 30s came up to me and started flirting with me, which was weird because he clearly came in with his wife or girlfriend. Then I saw her standing off in the distance watching us. Then he flat out asked me if I was ever interested in being in a threesome. He just skipped the foreplay and jumped right to that XD. I politely declined and he left me his number in case I changed my mind.
I'm going to go on record as saying that threesomes suck for chicks. I've never been in one, but I'm just going off of what the internet and late night Cinemax has taught me. If you're a chick and you're having a threesome with a guy and a girl, they pretty much force you to interact with the other chick. Which sucks because I've never really had the desire to do something like that. And if it's you and two guys... well you're essentially a fun dispenser for them.
/going to bed