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So I was asked to be in a threesome today.

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Dude, Scranton is a f***ed up place.

I was at work today and this guy who had to be at least in his 30s came up to me and started flirting with me, which was weird because he clearly came in with his wife or girlfriend. Then I saw her standing off in the distance watching us. Then he flat out asked me if I was ever interested in being in a threesome. He just skipped the foreplay and jumped right to that XD. I politely declined and he left me his number in case I changed my mind.

I'm going to go on record as saying that threesomes suck for chicks. I've never been in one, but I'm just going off of what the internet and late night Cinemax has taught me. If you're a chick and you're having a threesome with a guy and a girl, they pretty much force you to interact with the other chick. Which sucks because I've never really had the desire to do something like that. And if it's you and two guys... well you're essentially a fun dispenser for them.

/rant

/going to bed

/good night

/keep rocking

I'm back!!!

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*Listens to hear how many people missed her.*

*crickets*

Updates on what I've been doing since my last post (new years?). Um, I dropped out of school and moved far away from my parents. Was technically "homeless" for a couple months, but now I'm living with a friend of a friend in Scranton, PA (The Office FTW!). He's weird, hugs too much, and his hugs always linger, so I probably won't be staying here toooo long. I'm working at a Circuit City to pay for rent and save for my own place. After that I'll work on getting my GED.

As for my living arrangement... well, I have a small room on the second floor of the house. Living with me is the home's owner, the aforementioned perv, as well as his teenage son. It's an odd arrangement, I know, but it'll do.

That's it for now.

Oh, just thought I'd mention: Dave Grohl still rocks my heart.

~Keep Rocking!

Happy [sober] New Year!

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So as not to get back on the wagon (or off the wagon? Damn you Seinfeld), I'm staying in with family and relatives tonight. Which is still hard being that they have no problem with excess drinking. There's shots upon bottles upon more shots upon jell-o shots as far as the eye can see.

Lucky they're not getting high or I'd have a real problem.

Happy New Years GAMESPOT!

New pics

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This one's for the pervs. Two of me with chicks way hotter than me and one of me wet XD.

And if I don't say it before, Happy Holidays!

2 Girls 1 Cup

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Is one of the most vile things I've ever witnessed. It's pretty much the perfect example of my "When did porn get so gross?" blog. But I managed to sit through it without getting physically ill. I felt pretty good about myself. "I'm a badass mofo" I actually said aloud.

Then I clicked on the "2 Girls 1 Finger" video below that one.

About 20 seconds in I actually threw up.

Don't view these videos. Just don't.

It seems like no matter what I do, I can't get that image out of my head. Anyone that's seen the "2 Girls 1 Finger" video knows exactly what I'm talking about.

F*** you internet.

(But keep rocking GS!)

I'm back

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Ever since school started back up I've been crazy busy. But I'm back and posting because I just realized I get bored a lot >_>

So yeah, I'm back. Leave me some nice comments and check out my new pics.

Pan's Labyrinth

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This movie literally made me cry at the end. It was just such an amazing film, and you truly do feel for the main character at the end of the film. I won't share whether my tears were of joy or sadness, but I HIGHLY recommend seeing this movie to anyone. It's rare in this day and age for a movie of this quality to come around. So instead of pissing away 10 dollars on Rush Hour 3, go and buy this movie on DVD. I couldn't recommend this movie enough.

10/10

Ozzfest on Monday!!!!!

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Im so freaking stoked XD. And I won great seats from 93.3 WMMR, so I can now officially make this statement: When the Ozzman cometh... He shall cometh all over our faces.

Gross? Yes. Unnecessary? Yes. Awesome thing to say to your parents who are already wary of you going to the concert? Yes.

~Keep Rocking!

When did porn get so gross?

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So I was bored and started browsing the interweb for anything edgy (*cough* 4chan *cough*) and stumbled upon quite a bit of porn... When did porn become so gross?! I've seen women (and sometimes even men) degrading themselves in ways I never even thought possible. I'll be the first to admit I've experimented in bed. Who hasnt? But never to the level of !@#$ that I've seen on the internet. Who actually gets pleasure out of some of that?! I witnessed a woman in a bathtub with you-know-what literally being poured on her out of a bucket. How do they collect so much of that? And logical question here: How do they store it? Refridgerate or keep warm >_> :lol:. But seriously... the internet = eww. In the last couple hours, I've witnessed everything from midget porn to fecal matter porn to a form of japanese porn that starts with a B and is censored on GS (:o) to orgy after orgy after gross old person orgy.

Now that I'm officially scarred, I'm going to install a content filter on my PC... I'm scared :cry:

But on a positive note, Ozzfest is in 6 days n_n

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