"Changing up the roles of runners? Yay, now we're going to get one-button instant takedowns, and guns! That sounds so amazing and exactly what we want from Mirror's Edge!"
Oh good, so we'll be able to equip what we want from the start, rather than having to meet some arbitrary kill number simply to be able to play the game we want to play? About time. Not sure if it's soon enough though, since that whole system turned me away from BF3 in the first place. That along with the $50 queue priority DLC.
"Oh hey sorry you totally misunderstood what we said, so allow us to clarify. When we said we don't do offline games any more, what we meant was that we're a bunch of dishonest crooks and you can't trust a word out of our mouth. Not that it matters, because weak-willed gamers will keep buying our games no matter what we do to deter them."
I have yet to hear any word on how this eight year old got his hands on a loaded gun. Yet I keep hearing about how he played GTA. Either the cops aren't doing their jobs or we've got some piss-poor journalism going on.
Sure is nice of EA to correct all of us. Apparently we DO want crappy shells of games that try to stick a vacuum cleaner in our wallets! I was a fool to believe otherwise.
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