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Lists are fun

and i like Musik

so im going to have to make a list of my favoritesongs before i blow my brains out of boredom,which is a shame because im pretty sure scientists wanna check out my mac and cheese brain

alrighty here goes

Tom Waits - Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis

Pink Floyd - Welcome to the Machine

Ray Charles - Lonely Avenue

Captain Beefheart - Blue Million Miles

Frank Zappa - Yellow Snow

Kanye West - Last Call

David Bowie - Starman

Neil Young - Hey Hey My My

Elliott Smith - Needle in the Hay

The Rolling Stones - Shes a Rainbow

Van Morrison - Moondance

Sex Pistols - Stepping Stones

Hansom Boy Modeling School - Holy Calamity

Aimee Mann - Satelite

Blood Sweat & Tears - And When I Die

Simon and Garfunkle - Scarbarrow Fair

Mos Def - Mathematics

Alice Cooper - I Never Cry

Bob Dylan - Subterranean Homesick Blues

The Beatles - Rocky Racoon

The Who - Happy Jack

The White Stripes - Denial Twist

The Shins - Australia

Syd Barrett - Octopus

Elton John - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

Jimi Hendrix - Castles Made of Sand

Iggy Pop and the Stooges - Search and Destroy

Cat Stevens - Trouble

Radiohead - Creep

Greenday - Longview

Ray Charles - Lonely Avenue

Johnny Cash - Delias Gone

Leonard Cohen - Stranger Song

Marilyn Manson - Beautiful People

Woodie Guthrie - Cocaine Blues

Neutral Milk Hotel - Holland 1945

The Band - Across the Great Divide

The Birds - 8 Miles High

Coldplay - Yellow

Elvis Presley - Hey Mama

Modest Mouse - 3rd Planet

Queen - Dont Stop Me Now

Black Sabbath - Paranoid

SCFF - Rich Kids

Video Games and Movies - Should they make babies?

Alright im pretty sure as gamers we all know that almost every Blockbuster pg-13 movies gets a half-assed video game counterpart to go along with it.For example "Harry Potter","Transformers","Hulk","Ghostrider", and the famous pool of dissapointment that is "Enter the Matrix."It would be unfair to mention the actually descent video games that were released with the movie like "Chronicles of Riddick",and i thought "The Godfather" and "King Kong" were descent.Although as pointed out there are games that shy away from the consistency of terrible, that is the deadly.....

VIDEO GAME MOVIE ADAPTATIONS!!! (duhn duhn duhhnnn)

Actually when i think about it it can be also brought back the other way around,as in movies being based off video games...im talkin giant heaping stinking loads of guano like "Doom","Bloodrayne","Alone in the Dark", and i know im going to get yelled at for this but..CMON "Advent Children" was freakin laame man! i know everyone loves FF7 on PS but serisoulsy that whole story was about as interesting as a Scientology sermon being given at the Department of Motor Vehicles while knitting an endless quilt of spaghetti,and yes spaghetti can be knitted...maybe...Well now that im sure ive made some mortal enemies in the gamespot world ill leave you with this...with upcoming movies like God of War and Halo even though wel all have high hopes we kinda already know there gonna be bad.Will that stop me from seeing them HELL NO Kratos and Master Chief are too damn mutha furkin awesome...well anyway you get the point im trying to make.



Videogame Booty RESTRICTED

Yeah so i was just trapping this guy in a porter potty and then burying him alive in cement while i caught a glimpse of two large barely covered round spheres on a p-r-o-s-t-i-t-u-t-e-'-s chest, and to say the least i was flabbergasted,appalled,surprised,aghast,shocked,revolted,dismayed,horror-struck,and every other possible synonym. Well as usual when i see any inappropriate exposure of the female form i have my common moral epileptic seizure and my mother rushes me to the hospital.I thought to myself what kind of human bring would do this type of horrible act to me: an innocent 15 year old who has never been exposed to comics,rock n roll,movies, and strip poker? I couldn't comprehend how this could occur in our wonderful country whos government has given us the freedom to be censored,suppressed,contained,and repressed by all inapropriate video games.Then i thought long and hard and i suddenly realized,its just a **** pair of tities. ESRB doesn't have the right to restrain these types of art [hardcore doggy style action] from video games.Our out of date ratings system must advance to the always growing gaming buisness,not to mention the rising age of the average gamers.ESRBs continuing restriction of sex in todays videogame industry [just wont fit].

[thats what she said]