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Oh gosh why...

First time on here since two years, and all I can say is... WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING! A lot of my posts were down right stupid or I had no idea what I was ever talking about... especially my reviews... So I wish to be a bigger part of gamespot again, which I will with my what is to be expected from super smash bros. 4 rant and my why the game industry is failing rant.

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Welcome to the super awesome blogs that lets you all get a look on what goes on in my head!


Speaking of vampires… I never understood twilight. It's about some emo who falls in love with a vampire who wears lipstick, sparkles, and farts rainbows… WAIT IS HIS PET NYAN CAT!?

Anyways and for some odd reason Bella can't get hurt by vampire attacks. Now I must write a humor novel making fun of, well, any... HOLY CRAP THIS TELIVISON SHOW ANOTHER BLONDE PERSON WAS HURTED! BUT SHE HAS BLOOD! *Gets vampire shotgun* Gosh what is it with this vampire attacking blondes. He must be a racist vampire.

Where was I… oh yes! I will write a humor novel called "OH NOES! Another vampire romance novel!" It will be about Mella, a depressed emo tree huger who falls in love with this mysterious man who, believe it or not, is a vampire. Some crap happens and well the end.


Remember Lulzsec? The jerks who,

  1. Took down PSN
  2. Attacked the PBS home page with nothing but Nyan cats (Nice touch with the cats though.)
  3. Stole so much info from many Online games. Including Battlefield freaking heroes, Which reminds me (Changes e-mail password.)

Well apparently there little ROFLBoat is now setting sail to other horizons, great what's next TV hijacking?


I never understood how My Little Pony: Friendship is magic got so popular. I'm not sure what its about except. Ponies and CUPCAKES.

Man that was the most demented fan-fic. Ever.

So I guess it goes on tv. Internet happens, AND BOOM! We have the most popular show since, Invader zim, Dragon ball z, and little house on the prairie.

Who was responsible for it popularity? 4 c ha an The only people that seem to make stuff popular.


Sonic Adventure 3 script (UNOFFICIAL!) pt. 1

This is my idea of the SA3 script is the game was made. Tell me what you think.

Cutscene #1

(Eggman is standing in the dark while in the background bubbles of sonic defeating him from previous games.)

Eggman: 20 years... 20 years since that stupid hedgehog came into my life. Iv'e tried everything to defeat him. Yet I fail over and over... wait... WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS!?

Robot: Sorry

(Lights turn on revealingeggman's office.)

Eggman: I might as well just throw in the towel.

(eggman sits in a chair and stares at a computer screen.)

Eggman: Wait! Why have I never thought of this before. Servant!

Robot: Yes sir!

Eggman: Have all units sent out the find the emeralds. I have some business.

Robot: Sir, Yes, Sir.

(robot leaves. Eggman writes a letter.)

Later That Day

(Scene changes to sonic at his house resting against a rock.)

Sonic: For a hedgehog who is as fast as the speed of light, I do lay around too much.

(Just then a flicky flies down)

Flicky: Message from Dr. Eggman!

(Hands Sonic the letter then flies off)

Sonic: A letter? What crazy and pathetic scheme does he have now?"

Dear Sonic,

That it! You win! I can't take this anymore! But I can't just leave without a little gift. Come to my base tonight for one more fight for old time sake. If I win (which won't happen) I'll leave. If you win you will get the emeralds and I'll never bother you again.

From, Eggman.

Sonic: A match eh? This should be fun. Time to kick some eggman butt!

(Sonic dashes away leaving the letter in the wind.)

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas everyone! :lol:

I ight be one day late but who cares? :question:

For christmas I got two of my five wanted games.

Wii Fit Plus and Just Dance 2.

Both are fun! :lol:

I will be posting a review for Just dance 2 in a few days or so. Then again maybe a week. I suck at promises on dates.

I also got sky runners and a Mo-Ped!

Got two Ripleys books and a records book.

I can't think of anything else. So i'm going to bed. Good Night!

Pain... Nothing but pain...

On monday I pulled a groin muscle. :(

On tuesday I was fine and could make it to school. But today its hurts so bad I can't stand up. :cry:

So i'm going to spend the entire day icing my leg and doing stretches. :|

In other news: I like cake.

Scary Story: The girl in the picture

I got this off Know Your Meme. Scary huh?

The Girl in the Photograph

One school day, a boy named Tom was sitting in class and doing math. It was six more minutes until after school. As he was doing his homework, something caught his eye.

His desk was next to the window, and he turned and looked to the grass outside. It looked like a picture. When school was over, he ran to the spot where he saw it. He ran fast so that no one else could grab it.

He picked it up and smiled. It had a picture of the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. She had a dress with tights on and red shoes, and her hand was formed into a peace sign.

She was so beautiful he wanted to meet her, so he ran all over the school and asked everyone if they knew her or have ever seen her before. But everyone he asked said "No." He was devastated.

When he was home, he asked his older sister if she knew the girl, but unfortunately she also said "No." It was very late, so Tom walked up the stairs, placed the picture on his bedside table and went to sleep.

In the middle of the night Tom was awakened by a tap on his window. It was like a nail tapping. He got scared. After the tapping he heard a giggle. He saw a shadow near his window, so he got out of his bed, walked toward his window, opened it up and followed the giggling. By the time he reached it, it was gone.

The next day again he asked his neighbors if they knew her. Everybody said, "Sorry, no." When his mother came home he even asked her if she knew her. She said "No." He went to his room, placed the picture on his desk and fell asleep.

Once again he was awakened by a tapping. He took the picture and followed the giggling. He walked across the road, when suddenly he got hit by a car. He was dead with the picture in his hand.

The driver got out of the car and tried to help him, but it was too late. Suddenly he saw the picture and picked it up.

He saw a cute girl holding up three fingers.

Heroes from other dimension chapter 3 Chaotix play poker; X saves MegaMan; Sonic

Sorry for being absent. I've been busy…

The Chaotix, Dr. Eggman, Banjo & Kazzoie, Mumbo, and Bottles were playing poker in Bottle's burrow. "Flush!" Kazzoie yelled slamming his deck on the ground "Now I'll just take this money…" "Are you serious? This is the fifth time in a row!" Mumbo exclaimed. "You're cheating again!" Bottles yelled. "How would you know? You have the IQ of a rock, worms for brains!" "Oh do you want to wrestle pretty bird?" "Bring it on!" Kazzoie screamed. The two broke into a fight knocking over the table.

"Wow that looks fun can I play poker?" Charmy asked? "No you're too young." Vector answered. He pushed Charmy back. "Man I don't get to do anything fun." Charmy pouted. Vector and Mumbo put the table back up and continued playing their game.

"So you're saying you come from another universe?" Banjo asked. "Yeah and because of Charmy we got sent here." Vector said. "So how are you planning to get back?" Bottles asked. "Were planning on building a new machine. Do you guys know where I can find some machinery?" Eggman asked. "Oh sure, Grunty's castle is filled with them." Mumbo answered. "And who might this Grunty be?" Eggman asked.

"Oh Grunty, she was the most fearful person in all of Isle' O 'Hags." "She struck fear into all people of the land." Mumbo said. "She once destroyed Spiral Mountain. She was a villain." Banjo added. "Where's she now?" Eggman asked. "She's in Showdown Town. Forced to work for L.O.G forever." Banjo answered.

Hmmm… If I can find this Grunty she can help me with my plan…Eggman fought to himself. Espiolooked at Eggman. He knew that something was up.I don't trust him. I'm going to have to keep an eye on him.Espio said to himself.

Eggman stood up and put down his cards. "I'm going to get some fresh air." He said. He walked out the door. "Action." Espio said. He turned invisible and walked out too. Espio watching Eggman thought to himselfwhat is he up to?"Now how do I get to showdown town?" Eggman asked himself. "He's trying to find Grunty. I need to stop him."

X heard a racket up stairs. "What the heck!" X yelled. He barged through the door to see a humongous robot attacking a kid in blue armor. "That kid looks just like me." X said to himself.

Then he saw the blue boy down on the ground. The robot stopped and the lid on top opened up. Then a platform protruded up. "It's over Megeman. Admit defeat and join me." The blue boy lifted up his head and mumbled "I will never join. Even if it has to kill me." "That can be arranged." The scientist said. He pulled went back into the robot. The robot lifted up his arm a giant light started to appear.

I need to stop him.X through out his arm cannon and charged a big blast. "And…. FIRE!" X blasted his shot and it went through the robots stomach. A small explosion appeared and there was a scream. The scientist flew over and landed face first on the ground. The blue boy got up and limped over to the scientist. He pulled up his blaster and pointed at his hand. The scientist mumbled out a few words "How… how did you do… do that?" The blue boy looked up and thought for a minute "I have no idea."

"Well… it doesn't matter." The scientist gave a smile and pulled out something from his pocket and pressed a button. The ground started shaking and the surroundings will falling apart. The scientist's head fell off and then a screen from the other side of the room turned on. It was the scientist again "Ha ha ha! Megaman you fell for my trap!" He let out a laugh "Now there's no way to escape."

"That's where you're wrong Wily. I can teleport out of here right now." Megaman lifted his arms up "TELEPORT!" He put his arms down. Nothing happened. He did it again. Still nothing happened. He tried it a few more times "Don't waste your energy Megaman. I set up satellites all over here so you couldn't get out. " Wily said. "Oh look at the time. Three more minutes." He laughed and the screen went blank.

Sonic was sitting down. Enjoying a soda and some chili dogs. He was sitting along the beach of Splash Hill Zone. "Ah… it's so peaceful. But boring. I wish something exiting would happen." Just then something ran by Sonic blowing over everything that Sonic had. "Just what I needed." Sonic said. He chased the thing down the shore. The thing pushed Sonic making him fall face first and slide into the ground.

"Oh, it's on!" Sonic turned into a ball and spin dashed passed the thing. He stood in front of it. The thing slowed down and stopped before it could hit Sonic "I should have known it was you Shadow." Sonic said. "Well it should be obvious. I am the only one that can run faster then you." Shadow said

"You mean almost as fast as me."


"So what are you doing?"

"Noun of you business. So just go back to whatever you were doing."

"Ok I'll just leave."

Sonic walked away and made sure he was out of Shadow's sight he then hid in a bush. He saw shadow walk up to what appeared to be a spiral circle. Shadow put his hand through it and his hand disappeared. He pulled it out. "So that's what GUN was talking about?" Shadow said to himself.

"So that's what Shadow is doing." He looked up to see shadow missing. "Where'd he go? He looked at the swirl. "I think he went into that." He jumped over the bush and jumped into the portal…

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