WTF IS THIS?!
Well I'll tell you what that is.
Logitech today took the wraps off of three new PC gaming peripherals: A color LCD-toting keyboard, a 5000-dpi mouse and a 7.1-channel surround sound headset.
It's a part of what they have called the G-Series.
Ruben Mookerjee, Logitech's director of product marketing for gaming said "The G-series product line is all about seeing how far we can push the envelope."
Envelope officially pushed.
Look at all those cables?! You couldn't make some of it wireless?! and WTF is that crazy num pad with a joystick on the left. This setup reminds me of this:
The G19 keyboard features a tiltable 320-by-240 pixel color GamePanel LCD that can display in-game details from more than 60 games. Yes, including World of Warcraft so don't even ask in the comments cause we all know you were going to if i didn't put that.
The display can also show computer details, void data and even pictures or videos. Yes that's right, for 200$ you to can check your in game status, switch to some LOLCAT photos and watch porn while you raid the humans all ON YOUR KEYBOARD.
That's right...they keyboard, due out in March, will sell for $200.
The keyboard also includes 12 programmable keys, with three macros per key, two 2.0 USB ports and a game mode switch that disables the Windows key. So next time you get owned by a head shot and slam your keyboard screaming HACKER!!!!! you at least wont accidental minimize your game and return to windows and crash.
The G35 surround sound headset includes 7.1 surround sound support, a microphone, six voice-morphing options (for when you want to sound like a child rapist or the guy from SAW online), three programmable keys on the left earpiece to control voice morphing, and volume, microphone mute and surround sound controls.
The headset also comes with three swappable headbands...incase one gets to sweaty? I guess? They don't explain if they are different sizes or just swappable. Regardless, your headset is the f*cken megazord.
The headphones, also due out in March, will sell for $130.
Finally, the G9x Laser Mouse includes on-the-fly adjustable dpi from 200 to 5000 dpi, two interchangeable grips (in case you recently watched too much porn on your LCD screen keyboard I guess??:?), on-board memory for up to five profiles, a weight-tuning system and custom-color LEDs.
The G9x, due out in April, will sell for $100.
So you can have this awesome Robo Cop gaming setup for the sweet tune of 430 dollars + tax.
As a Robo Cop fan I think the only thing I can say now is...
"I'd buy that for a dollar!"