"You call THAT a zombie apocalypse? You should had seen the zombie attack of 1958... Joking."
"Speak up Francis, your voice got all muffled from your head being so far up your a**."
"Francis, that's my A** you're shooting!"
"I hate Ayn Rand."
"Everyone but us is either a zombie or an a**hole."
"I'm coming, Bill, keep your beard on."
"Let's see, I'm Francis, and that's grandpa Bill and there's zombies out here, open the goddamn door!"
"Oh! Look Bill, your favourite! Stairs!"