Aww fiddlesticks, now you done got me tearin up

It wasn't a lie, it was my alt account, which was my friend.. Cuz i have schizofrenia. My real name is dan, but i log into my alt account when i am steve

Plus it makes no difference to the main point, steam still would still refuse to help me

And RUSSEL BRAND photoshopepd onto katy peryy?? Hahahha wait till steve hears about this

lol 24 Years i have been awesome and the senseless ramblings of some stranger is not going to change that.

But If you feel the need to let strangers over the internet know that you are superior to them than i WILL say a prayer for you. That must be a terrible ailment to live with and my heart goes out to you. Perhaps one day you can find self-confidence in ways other than bad-mouthing those you suspect are inferior to you.

Perhaps you are smarter than me, perhaps not. But that is no business of mine young grasshopper. And will not alter the tides of virtue

I could just as easily say "No you are stupid" but i have never met you before so i wouldn't dare to come to such a conclusion.

you dumb asshole

I didn't lie to steam support, i lied to you guys. I wrote "my alt" to steam customer service but replace it with "friend" for you guys..

But i knew if i wrote "i bought the game when i was accidentally logged into my alt" than nobody here would feel bad for me and give me thumbs up and cry with me and stuff. Friend story just sounded more sensible.

Kinda like when you go to the doctor and you are like "Hey doctor, a close friend of mine has erectile dysfunction".. Just don't want to be embarrased

But besides that i said friend or alternate account steam still refused to help me out regardless. So the fact that i am full of shit doesn't change the fact that steam sucks balls.

Your icon pic is a man in womans clothing tho, and you are right, i do not know what a hominem is and frankly i am glad that i don't out of fear it may result in some sort of transgender complications that i am not prepared for

Imagine you wanted to sell your car and some asshole prick walks out of the woods and says "oh sorry no you can't sell your car because its against our policy" And you turn to him and and say im sorry who the **** are you again? That is steam in a nutshell for you.

Steam used to be a fair service that was OPTIONAL. And you could launch your games with and without it. You were also allowed to sell your games regardless.

But steam got cocky and powerful and gained their power by fuckwads like you who just blindly accepted their polciies and spread your cheeks for steam to come along and **** you relentlessly.

Now we need to write them letters signed in blood just to gain acess to what is rightfully ours.

And even today you guys are defending them saying they can't move games among different accounts because its something that they JUST DONT DO.

Cool so next time a cop tries to pull me over im just going to say "Sorry officer pulling over is something that i JUST DONT DO" and just step on the gas pedal until i plow full speed through a guardrail of a fucking cliff

@Planeforger: No i do not have any friends, i accidentally purchased arma3 while steam was logged into one of my alt accounts that i NEVER use. And it pisses me off that i have to switch back and fourth between the two accounts to play arma3. But the friend story conjures up more sympathy and understanding.

Regardless of which story i went with steam would have denied to help me regardless. So moral of the story is that steam customer support sucks ass.

And you guys suck a little bit too

Yeah like you guys have never cried alone in your bed over a game before.. please

Finally someone with advice to help me out rather than tell me how i should be better at life

How can it be a scam you idiots.

1. The game was purchased with my credit card information

2. My friend even submitted a customer support ticket FROM HIS ACCOUNT, CONFIRMING that it really was a mistake.

3. The game has ZERO minutes played on his account.

4. I am asking that they remove the game from him account and put it on mine

WHERE DO ANY OF YOU IDIOTS SEE SOMEONE GETTING A FREE COPY OF ARMA3??

You guys don't need to provide reasoning why steam should or should not think something is a scam or not. Because even if steam knew my inquiries were 100% genuine. THEY STILL WOULD NOT HELP ANYWAYS. They have the worst customer service which is the moral of the story, just look at steam customer support ratings, its a 2/10

Ha you pay 60 bucks for a game and we will see how much you cry.

I can't believe you guys side with a commercial multi billion dollar corporation than a fellow gamer.

You guys would be perfect steam customer service agents, you are exactly the type of people they are looking for.

And i am special, i am the main character in this life thing so **** you