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#1 Posted by dancingbeatle (20951 posts) -

I like that. It's windy over here. I like what Chris Rock said women only need three things. 1. Water 2. Shoes and 3. Compliments.


What's Wrong?

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.

The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.


#2 Posted by dancingbeatle (20951 posts) -
Today is N-re's birthday.
#3 Posted by dancingbeatle (20951 posts) -
The right someone? Or the quick and easy? Wham bam thank you ma'am someone?
#4 Posted by dancingbeatle (20951 posts) -
Random question. Does anyone know what age Mario and Luigi are suppose to be?
#5 Posted by dancingbeatle (20951 posts) -

I can only think of bad games. In no particular order.

1. Shaq Fu

2. Lester the unlikely

3. Plock.

I mean what was I thinking with these games? Even by NES standards these games are terrible. I do miss the Sega channel though.

#6 Posted by dancingbeatle (20951 posts) -
Won't that make one really tired?
#7 Posted by dancingbeatle (20951 posts) -
Did you mislead them in anyway to give them that idea?
#8 Posted by dancingbeatle (20951 posts) -

No AC? At least in the summer you can wear less clothes. Course when you're a girl like myself you still have to wear a top.


Fur Coat

A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat. "This year," she says, "I think that I will buy my present instead of making you and dad shop for me."

The daughter protests, "But mom, some helpless, poor creature has to suffer so that you can have this."

"Don't worry honey," says the mother, "your father won't get the bill for a couple of weeks."


#9 Posted by dancingbeatle (20951 posts) -

should be a mountainsfkm2
It's a play on words.


The Priest and the Bum

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a subway one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick, and he had a half empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket.

He opened he opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple of minutes later he asked the priest, "Father what causes arthritis"?

"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol and contempt for your fellow man."

"Geez, I'll be darned," uttered the drunk and returned to reading his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he said turned to the man and apologized.

"I'm sorry son, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't, father. I was just reading in the paper that the Pope has arthritis.. "


#10 Posted by dancingbeatle (20951 posts) -

That's the problem there a lot of people don't know what they want.