1. Early to bed helps kids stay slim
kids who regularly get a good night's sleep are less likely to become obese as adults, reports the joural Pediatrics. Sleep deprivation alters the balance of hormones that control appetite. Kids under 12 need 11 hours of shuteye a night.
2. Surprising memory saver
People with high levels of good (HDL) cholesterol are 53% less likely to have memory loss later in life, research reveals. To raise your HDL levels, replace saturated anf trans fats with healthy olive or peanut oil.
3. OJ keeps men's bones healthly.
Men with the highest vitamin C intake lose less bone as they age than men who get very little C. Researchers discovered no such link in women.
4. Potatoes prevent pressure problems.
Eat 3 servings daily of potassium-rich foods a good single serving is one baked potato or one cup of tomato sauce and you may never get high blood pressure.
5. Stop smoking tip for moms to be.
Smoking ups the risk of stillbirth by 46%. Luckily, using nicotine-replacement patches or gum to quit during pregnancy won't increase the risk of stillbirth too.
On to the jokes. No, the jokes I post aren't ranchy, but that does not mean that they are not funny.
1. "Thinking "Out of the Box"
Many hundreds of years ago in a small Italian town, a merchant had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to the moneylender. The moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the merchant's beautiful daughter so he proposed a bargain. He said he would forgo the merchant' debt if he could marry the merchant's daughter. Both the merchant and his daughter were horrified by the proposal. The cunning money lender suggested that they let providence decide the matter.
The moneylender told them that he would put a black pebble and a white pebble into an empty bag. The girl would then have to pick one pebble from the bag. If she picked the black pebble, she would become the moneylender's wife and her father's debt would be forgiven. If she picked the white pebble she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven. But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into jail.
They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the merchant's garden. As they talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he picked them up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up two black pebbles and put them into the bag. He then asked the girl to pick her pebble from the bag.
Now, imagine you were standing in the merchant's garden. What would you have done if you were the girl? If you had to advise her, what would you have told her? Careful analysis would produce three possibilities:
1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble.
2. The girl should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag and expose the moneylender as a cheat.
3. The girl should pick a black pebble and sacrifice herself in order to save her father from his debt and imprisonment.
Take a moment to ponder over the story. The above story is used with the hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between lateral and logical thinking. The girl's dilemma cannot be solved with traditional logical thinking.
Think of the consequences if she chooses the logical answers.
What would you recommend the girl do?
The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.
"Oh, how clumsy of me," she said. "But never mind, if you look into the bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I picked."
Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had picked the white one. And since the moneylender dared not admit his dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into an extremely advantageous one.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Most complex problems do have a solution, sometimes we have to think about them in a different way.
2. Smart Cat
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "Why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that critter on the phone. I'm lost and need directions!!!"
3. The Army
A man was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed the man by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
The man replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
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The young mom was almost crazy with her three young kids. She complained to her best friend, "They're driving me nuts!! Such pests. They give me no rest and I'm half way to the funny farm."
"What you need is a playpen to separate the kids from yourself," her friend said.
So she bought a playpen A few days later, her friend called to ask how things were going.
"Superb! I can't believe it," the young mother said.
"I get in that pen with a good book, a chocolate bar, and the kids don't bother me for hours!"
Thank you for reading. Have a wonderful week and be postitive. :)