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Final Battle: The hidden person

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1. To command respect wear navy
Women who wear dark blue are seen as more intelligent reliable and even better at their jobs! Navy is often worn by so many in trustworthy professions. We subconsciously associate it with dependability and loyalty.

navy blue

2. Soothe sore muscles with yucca!
The root of the yucca plant has been dubbed "nature's own cortisone" for it's power to relieve pain and discomfort brought on by arthritis and muscle aches. Credit goes to its saponins, anti-inflammatories that block toxins that worsen arthritis. A study of arthritis sufferers found 70% had less pain, stiffness and swelling after takin yucca. No negative side effect. Find yucca-root capsules at health-food stores.

Yucca

3. Ease anxiety! Look at a babbling brook!
Gazing at scenes of water like a stream, leaves subjects feeling soothed.

babbling brook

4. Tune up your liver and defy heart disease!
Folks who enjoy choline-rich diets are less likely to ever develop liver problems such as fatty liver disease. Choline helps transport and dispose of excess cholesterol, preventing the fat from being store inside liver cells. Choline also helps cleasnse the liver of toxins nourhishing and strenthenin this hard-working organ.

5. Talk to yourself!
Telling yourself you're lucky makes you more likely to be that way! Lucky people are optimists which makes them more likely to take chances. Tell yourself you're lucky 5 times a day.

6. Fishy way to cut eczema risk
Serving babies just one portion of fish before nine months of age may drop their risk of developing this dry-skin isease by 25%.

7. Heading off plaque with ibuprofen!
People who use ibuprofen regularly years are less likely to develop Alzheimiers than those who don't.

Jokes:

1. The Manager

Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a friendly, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him--his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it.

One day he stormed through the door and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!"

Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for one who blurted out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"


2. Eye Surgery

Working in an ophthalmology practice that specializes in LASIK surgery, I am expected to comfort nervous patients. But prior to one operation, the patient was so nervous she was actually shaking.

Nothing I said to her would comfort her so after the doctor finished on the first eye and before he began on the second I wanted her to know the surgery was going well.

There, I said, patting her hand reassuringly, "Now you only have one eye left."

eye


3. Art Supply

I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists' canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.

Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?"

Me: "Certainly, what width?"

Customer: (confused and slightly annoyed) "Scissors?"

art canvas


4. Luggage

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.

She smiled and told me not to worry as they were trained professionals and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

luggage

Until next week, take care.

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