Total of 112 user reviews spread across 112 releases
Ride to Hell: Retribution
Review 112 The Junk Hole PART 4
I need to escape before somebody breaks in! "COME OUT CGJ SURRENDER!" I should go up to the basement.COUGH! This place is dusty.Now wheres that window? "GET OUT HERE!" Theres the window.It wont open? ...
Double Dragon III: The Rosetta Stone
Review 111 The Junk Hole PART 3
Man the news must be lying.Who would do this.I guess Im getting fresh air sooner then later."Hello people of NYC,At least for now!" "I am here today to give you a chance and a warning." "I stole 3 nuk...
Halo 3: ODST
Review 110 The Junk Hole PART 2
Right here in the airport and im stuck in traffic great.who is this guy and that caller.Who gave him my number,hopefully this guy im pickin up will know.37 Minutes Later.Hey you weird guy get in."Are ...
review 109 The Junk Hole PART 1
Classicgamejunk Presents The Junk Hole.............................................. Okay Review 109 Fighting Street which is really Street Fighter 1.People remember 2 but not this one.This was one...
Review 108 Hitting The Road
Well a new Mad Max game is coming as well as a new movie so I might as well review this garbage.I had just found out about this game 3 weeks ago and I played it and im here to talk about Mad Max on th...
Strider Returns: Journey from Darkness
Review 107 This was Strider 2 Before Strider 2?
You know when you have such an amazing game on the Sega Genesis and you make a sequel fans of that first one is goona flip out.For example look at Sonic The Hedgehog,fun game but then comes Sonic 2 an...
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Review 106 Mario Game Part 5 of 5
its finally over for mario games for now.i might as well end with a great game even though im classicgamejunk.yeah we will come back to bad games next review.Super Mario RPG Legend Of The Seven Stars ...
Mario Bros II
Review 105 Mario Games part 4 of 5
I know its been a while but im back from "fishing" so i still have 2 more mario games.YES! you remember Mario Bros the first apperance of Luigi.hey isnt it Luigis year no it never really will be his y...
Super Mario Bros. Mushroom World
review 104 mario series part 3 of 5
again people sorry i havent made any reviews in 1 month and a half i was busy with my 2nd year special script and coming up with twists and what stuff is thrilling.so what am i goona review today well...
Super Mario Bros.
review 103 mario games part 2
i decided to do only 5 mario parts insted of 20 just because its crzy to do 20 and im a bit busy with crysis 3 beta but of course i do classic games and new sometimes.what do i have up my sleeve.super...
review 102 mario series part 1
hey welcome to part 1 of 20 for my mario games reviews.classic to new.bad to good to bad and fun to not fun.so what better way to start of this then mario bros.not for arcade or nes well it was but i ...
Justice League Task Force
hey im back sorry i havent made a review in a while.its going to be my birthday in 3 days and my wife is still birthday shopping for me so yeah.anyway what do i have today to start of classicgamejunk ...
The Elder Scrolls: Arena
never thought i would do a elder scrolls game well im doing the first from 1994.i just got this game a month ago for $100 dollars brand new and i stayed up playing it a lot.so this game for 1994 was a...
review 99 capcom likes to torture us.
hey its me and its the holiday season.this is not my christmas review i just wanted to say that.so merry not yet christmas and today i will review a game that is not as hard as battletoads 2 players b...
Halo 4 (Wireless Controller Bundle)
the wait is over my review is here.so in halo 4 you have 2 discs.1 is the game 2 is to install war games and spartan ops and mapmaking mode to disc 1.it takes 8 gb i heard and it took a lot from me bu...
review 97 countdown to halo 4
hey its me.sorry i was gone for a while.internet is not working so i am using my xbox.so halo 3.its great.multiplayer is fun and throwing gernades to blow up enemies.however this game has flaws.1st.dr...
review 96 countdown to halo 4
hey its me classicgamejunk and its time to talk about Halo 2 which happens to be my favorite halo game so far.i think Halo 4 might be better or not.so before i talk of the good things about the game i...
Halo (Xbox Collection)
review 95 countdown to halo 4
hello it is classicgamejunk and i know i review classic games but for the this review plus three more i will review modern games.which games.the halo series.first up is combat evolved or just halo.thi...
Mortal Kombat 4
you though the first mortal kombat on snes with all its censored things could be bad.this is worse.of course i am talking about mortal kombat 4.don't worry i will review some horror games but i need t...
Mortal Kombat: Shinken Kourin Densetsu
review 93 bad censored game!
hello welcome back to classicgamejunk.people i love mortal kombat 9 what i don't like is a censored mortal kombat.you may be curious why i gave it this score and don't worry this is not all a rant i w...
Back to the Future Part III
review 92 back to the old west
hello i am classicgamejunk and today i will review back to the future part 3 and my god it really stinks.first of there is only 4 levels.what? for a genesis and Sega master system game you would expec...
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
review 91 star wars episode 3 revenge of the prequels
man i was not in the attack of the clones! how dare they shoot it without me! well i might as well do it again with the 3rd one and after this the classicgamejunk star wars saga will be complete thank...
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
review 90 star wars epsoide 2 attack of the games
well since i am now the leader and not that other guy i can train that annoying kid who was from epsoide 1 and yeah critics did not like it or fans.so we just made a sequel which will be worse.before ...
Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace
review 89 episode 1 the phantom toilet
in reviews 20,21,and 22 i was in a adventure with star wars for nes empire strikes back for nes and super return of the Jedi.now it is time for a prequel or 3 of them to complete the saga of star wars...
A Nightmare on Elm Street
review 88 BOO!
hey people it is me classicgamejunk and after giving 1 game one which is very good grade i gave it i thought i would return to basics and review games like the one i have in my lap now.nightmare on e...
after all the events of BATTLEUTOPIA i might as well give myself a break.i am back home and well time to play contra.contra is one of the best games of all time.it is on my number 4 spot for best nes ...
review 86 1 year special BATTLEUTOPIA Part 7
pow! "you wont win classicgamejunk" "mega man 10 will soon replace all games and then BATTLEUTOPIA will rise!" i will stop you.pow,kick,smash! "you think you're punches can defeat me!" pow! "you are ...
E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial
review 85 1 year special BATTLEUTOPIA Part 6
"classicgamejunk!" who are you,why did you call my name? "solid snake and you are going to meet you're doom without me." who are you and why are you wearing a sack over you're head? "i am known to be ...
review 84 1 year special BATTLEUTOPIA Part 5
judge dredd is a terrible game and why? well first it is a movie game but what about games like batman on nes which is good.calling it a movie game is not bad enough.lets focus on the movie judge dred...
Wario no Mori
review 83 1 year special BATTLEUTOPIA Part 4
"so classicgamejunk i see you are awake." be quiet Dr.Wily! "don't tell you're father to be quiet." so you are now in my trap classicgamejunk and i will get revenge on you for saying all the mega man ...
Wheel of Fortune: Family Edition
review 82 1 year special BATTLEUTOPIA Part 3
where are we? send me back batman geek! "not yet." "LOOK!" it is New York city that is it. "look up in the sky!" it is just sky. "well you know what BATTLEUTOPIA is." no what is it. "it is a giant dom...
review 81 1 year special BATTLEUTOPIA Part 2
well this is it.these robots are going to shoot me.GULP! "robots kill classicgamejunk! ZAP! where am i? "i transported you to my lair!" who are you? "i am the batman geek" i just read you're review on...
review 80 1 year special BATTLEUTOPIA PART 1
classicgamejunk presents BATTLEUTOPIA ahhh! ZAP! man these robots are strong.i already reviewed all 9 mega man games.why wont they let me through Dr.Wil...
Mega Man 9
review 79 mega man 9
okay i just have to do one more mega man game and huh it seems on my phone it is September 16th.when in real life it is august 24? this must be a different world.oh well.for you it is august.now on...
RockMan 8: Metal Heroes (Saturn Collection)
review 78 mega man 8
hi i am classicgamejunk and i cannot enter Dr.wilys castle until i review mega man 8 and 9 and for some reason not 10.i don't know why.so lets a review mega man 8.this game was made for the 10th an...
what am i doing.just doing game reviews that is it.wild woody.yeah the title of horrible.Sega CD goverment is back in his coma and i have to review a Sega CD game.why not do the worst one.wild wood...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
review 76 crossover with pinball nerdy pants.
hello people it is me classicgamejunk and remember my last review with wensea10 well i have a other crossover with pinball nerdy pants.get out here pinball nerdy pants.so what are we going to revie...
Sonic the Hedgehog
review 75 special guest star wensea10
hello since summer is coming to a close i thought of review of a new game which is wensea10s least favorite game and since he is going back to school and i am not.not to brag people i thought he c...
Bad Street Brawler
hello i am classicgamejunk and right now i am in traffic trying to get to Dr.Wilys castle and since Sega CD goverment is in a coma for driving for 50 hours while i hang out and lay down and play my ...
Back to the Future II & III
review 73 warning it is a LJN game!
hello do you people remember when i reviewed back to the future. it stunk but what is worse well how about a decent 2nd movie and a 3rd piece of western cowboy turds.i don't even want to say the t...