User Reviews & Ratings

Average Score 3.94/10

Total of 112 user reviews spread across 112 releases

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  4. 7
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  5. 6
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  6. 5
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  7. 4
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  8. 3
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  • User Rating:1
    Review 112 The Junk Hole PART 4

    Ride to Hell: Retribution

    Review 112 The Junk Hole PART 4

    I need to escape before somebody breaks in! "COME OUT CGJ SURRENDER!" I should go up to the basement.COUGH! This place is dusty.Now wheres that window? "GET OUT HERE!" Theres the window.It wont open? I have to smash It.I... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:6
    Review 111 The Junk Hole PART 3

    Double Dragon III: The Rosetta Stone

    Review 111 The Junk Hole PART 3

    Man the news must be lying.Who would do this.I guess Im getting fresh air sooner then later."Hello people of NYC,At least for now!" "I am here today to give you a chance and a warning." "I stole 3 nukes all over NYC." "I... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:5
    Review 110 The Junk Hole PART 2

    Halo 3: ODST

    Review 110 The Junk Hole PART 2

    Right here in the airport and im stuck in traffic great.who is this guy and that caller.Who gave him my number,hopefully this guy im pickin up will know.37 Minutes Later.Hey you weird guy get in."Are you Andrew Isola?" y... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:2
    review 109 The Junk Hole PART 1

    Fighting Street

    review 109 The Junk Hole PART 1

    Classicgamejunk Presents The Junk Hole.............................................. Okay Review 109 Fighting Street which is really Street Fighter 1.People remember 2 but not this one.This was one of the first games ... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:4
    Review 108 Hitting The Road

    Mad Max

    Review 108 Hitting The Road

    Well a new Mad Max game is coming as well as a new movie so I might as well review this garbage.I had just found out about this game 3 weeks ago and I played it and im here to talk about Mad Max on the nes.Its garbage li... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:4
    Review 107 This was Strider 2 Before Strider 2?

    Strider Returns: Journey from Darkness

    Review 107 This was Strider 2 Before Strider 2?

    You know when you have such an amazing game on the Sega Genesis and you make a sequel fans of that first one is goona flip out.For example look at Sonic The Hedgehog,fun game but then comes Sonic 2 and its incredible.Wha... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:9
    Review 106 Mario Game Part 5 of 5

    Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

    Review 106 Mario Game Part 5 of 5

    its finally over for mario games for now.i might as well end with a great game even though im classicgamejunk.yeah we will come back to bad games next review.Super Mario RPG Legend Of The Seven Stars was one of the last ... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:4
    Review 105 Mario Games part 4 of 5

    Mario Bros II

    Review 105 Mario Games part 4 of 5

    I know its been a while but im back from "fishing" so i still have 2 more mario games.YES! you remember Mario Bros the first apperance of Luigi.hey isnt it Luigis year no it never really will be his year ever.He is like ... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:4.5
    review 104 mario series part 3 of 5

    Super Mario Bros. Mushroom World

    review 104 mario series part 3 of 5

    again people sorry i havent made any reviews in 1 month and a half i was busy with my 2nd year special script and coming up with twists and what stuff is thrilling.so what am i goona review today well im still in the mar... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:8
    review 103 mario games part 2

    Super Mario Bros.

    review 103 mario games part 2

    i decided to do only 5 mario parts insted of 20 just because its crzy to do 20 and im a bit busy with crysis 3 beta but of course i do classic games and new sometimes.what do i have up my sleeve.super mario bros.one of t... Read Full Review

    0 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:4.5
    review 102 mario series part 1

    Mario Bros.

    review 102 mario series part 1

    hey welcome to part 1 of 20 for my mario games reviews.classic to new.bad to good to bad and fun to not fun.so what better way to start of this then mario bros.not for arcade or nes well it was but i am reviewing it on t... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:3
    Review 101

    Justice League Task Force

    Review 101

    hey im back sorry i havent made a review in a while.its going to be my birthday in 3 days and my wife is still birthday shopping for me so yeah.anyway what do i have today to start of classicgamejunk 2013 reviews.The JUs... Read Full Review

    0 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:8
    REVIEW 100

    The Elder Scrolls: Arena

    REVIEW 100

    never thought i would do a elder scrolls game well im doing the first from 1994.i just got this game a month ago for $100 dollars brand new and i stayed up playing it a lot.so this game for 1994 was amazing.you get to cu... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:6.5
    review 99 capcom likes to torture us.

    Makai-Mura

    review 99 capcom likes to torture us.

    hey its me and its the holiday season.this is not my christmas review i just wanted to say that.so merry not yet christmas and today i will review a game that is not as hard as battletoads 2 players but is harder then ca... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:10
    review 98

    Halo 4 (Wireless Controller Bundle)

    review 98

    the wait is over my review is here.so in halo 4 you have 2 discs.1 is the game 2 is to install war games and spartan ops and mapmaking mode to disc 1.it takes 8 gb i heard and it took a lot from me but thats okay because... Read Full Review

    4 of 4 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:9
    review 97 countdown to halo 4

    Halo 3

    review 97 countdown to halo 4

    hey its me.sorry i was gone for a while.internet is not working so i am using my xbox.so halo 3.its great.multiplayer is fun and throwing gernades to blow up enemies.however this game has flaws.1st.driving.the controls w... Read Full Review

    2 of 2 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:9
    review 96 countdown to halo 4

    Halo 2

    review 96 countdown to halo 4

    hey its me classicgamejunk and its time to talk about Halo 2 which happens to be my favorite halo game so far.i think Halo 4 might be better or not.so before i talk of the good things about the game i have to talk why th... Read Full Review

    2 of 2 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:8.5
    review 95 countdown to halo 4

    Halo (Xbox Collection)

    review 95 countdown to halo 4

    hello it is classicgamejunk and i know i review classic games but for the this review plus three more i will review modern games.which games.the halo series.first up is combat evolved or just halo.this game came out in 2... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:3.5
    review 94

    Mortal Kombat 4

    review 94

    you though the first mortal kombat on snes with all its censored things could be bad.this is worse.of course i am talking about mortal kombat 4.don't worry i will review some horror games but i need to talk of this one.s... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:4
    review 93 bad censored game!

    Mortal Kombat: Shinken Kourin Densetsu

    review 93 bad censored game!

    hello welcome back to classicgamejunk.people i love mortal kombat 9 what i don't like is a censored mortal kombat.you may be curious why i gave it this score and don't worry this is not all a rant i will review the game ... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:2.5
    review 92 back to the old west

    Back to the Future Part III

    review 92 back to the old west

    hello i am classicgamejunk and today i will review back to the future part 3 and my god it really stinks.first of there is only 4 levels.what? for a genesis and Sega master system game you would expect more.there were so... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:4
    review 91 star wars episode 3 revenge of the prequels

    Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

    review 91 star wars episode 3 revenge of the prequels

    man i was not in the attack of the clones! how dare they shoot it without me! well i might as well do it again with the 3rd one and after this the classicgamejunk star wars saga will be complete thank gosh.well yes they ... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:1.5
    review 90 star wars epsoide 2 attack of the games

    Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

    review 90 star wars epsoide 2 attack of the games

    well since i am now the leader and not that other guy i can train that annoying kid who was from epsoide 1 and yeah critics did not like it or fans.so we just made a sequel which will be worse.before i get to attack of t... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:2
    review 89 episode 1 the phantom toilet

    Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace

    review 89 episode 1 the phantom toilet

    in reviews 20,21,and 22 i was in a adventure with star wars for nes empire strikes back for nes and super return of the Jedi.now it is time for a prequel or 3 of them to complete the saga of star wars.rna long time in a ... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:3.5
    review 88 BOO!

    A Nightmare on Elm Street

    review 88 BOO!

    hey people it is me classicgamejunk and after giving 1 game one which is very good grade i gave it i thought i would return to basics and review games like the one i have in my lap now.nightmare on elm street for the ne... Read Full Review

    0 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:9.5
    review 87

    Contra

    review 87

    after all the events of BATTLEUTOPIA i might as well give myself a break.i am back home and well time to play contra.contra is one of the best games of all time.it is on my number 4 spot for best nes games.it truly is a ... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:2
    review 86 1 year special BATTLEUTOPIA Part 7

    Utopia

    review 86 1 year special BATTLEUTOPIA Part 7

    pow! "you wont win classicgamejunk" "mega man 10 will soon replace all games and then BATTLEUTOPIA will rise!" i will stop you.pow,kick,smash! "you think you're punches can defeat me!" pow! "you are weak,you are just a ... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:1
    review 85 1 year special BATTLEUTOPIA Part 6

    E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial

    review 85 1 year special BATTLEUTOPIA Part 6

    "classicgamejunk!" who are you,why did you call my name? "solid snake and you are going to meet you're doom without me." who are you and why are you wearing a sack over you're head? "i am known to be the father of gamesp... Read Full Review

    1 of 2 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:3.5
    review 84 1 year special BATTLEUTOPIA Part 5

    Judge Dredd

    review 84 1 year special BATTLEUTOPIA Part 5

    judge dredd is a terrible game and why? well first it is a movie game but what about games like batman on nes which is good.calling it a movie game is not bad enough.lets focus on the movie judge dredd.not the new awesom... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:6.5
    review 83 1 year special BATTLEUTOPIA Part 4

    Wario no Mori

    review 83 1 year special BATTLEUTOPIA Part 4

    "so classicgamejunk i see you are awake." be quiet Dr.Wily! "don't tell you're father to be quiet." so you are now in my trap classicgamejunk and i will get revenge on you for saying all the mega man games are bad includ... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:2.5
    review 82 1 year special BATTLEUTOPIA Part 3

    Wheel of Fortune: Family Edition

    review 82 1 year special BATTLEUTOPIA Part 3

    where are we? send me back batman geek! "not yet." "LOOK!" it is New York city that is it. "look up in the sky!" it is just sky. "well you know what BATTLEUTOPIA is." no what is it. "it is a giant dome full of bad air an... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:4.5
    review 81 1 year special BATTLEUTOPIA Part 2

    Batman

    review 81 1 year special BATTLEUTOPIA Part 2

    well this is it.these robots are going to shoot me.GULP! "robots kill classicgamejunk! ZAP! where am i? "i transported you to my lair!" who are you? "i am the batman geek" i just read you're review on batman for the arca... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:3
    review 80 1 year special BATTLEUTOPIA PART 1

    Winter Games

    review 80 1 year special BATTLEUTOPIA PART 1

    classicgamejunk presents BATTLEUTOPIA ahhh! ZAP! man these robots are strong.i already reviewed all 9 mega man games.why wont they let me through Dr.Wilys castle? wait jus... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:3
    review 79 mega man 9

    Mega Man 9

    review 79 mega man 9

    okay i just have to do one more mega man game and huh it seems on my phone it is September 16th.when in real life it is august 24? this must be a different world.oh well.for you it is august.now on to mega man 9.in m... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:1.5
    review 78 mega man 8

    RockMan 8: Metal Heroes (Saturn Collection)

    review 78 mega man 8

    hi i am classicgamejunk and i cannot enter Dr.wilys castle until i review mega man 8 and 9 and for some reason not 10.i don't know why.so lets a review mega man 8.this game was made for the 10th anniversary of mega ma... Read Full Review

    0 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:2.5
    review 77

    Wild Woody

    review 77

    what am i doing.just doing game reviews that is it.wild woody.yeah the title of horrible.Sega CD goverment is back in his coma and i have to review a Sega CD game.why not do the worst one.wild woody.where you are a pe... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:2.5
    review 76 crossover with pinball nerdy pants.

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    review 76 crossover with pinball nerdy pants.

    hello people it is me classicgamejunk and remember my last review with wensea10 well i have a other crossover with pinball nerdy pants.get out here pinball nerdy pants.so what are we going to review pinball nerdy pant... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:2
    review 75 special guest star wensea10

    Sonic the Hedgehog

    review 75 special guest star wensea10

    hello since summer is coming to a close i thought of review of a new game which is wensea10s least favorite game and since he is going back to school and i am not.not to brag people i thought he could join for a fina... Read Full Review

    2 of 4 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:1
    review 74

    Bad Street Brawler

    review 74

    hello i am classicgamejunk and right now i am in traffic trying to get to Dr.Wilys castle and since Sega CD goverment is in a coma for driving for 50 hours while i hang out and lay down and play my retro mini and here... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:2.5
    review 73 warning it is a LJN  game!

    Back to the Future II & III

    review 73 warning it is a LJN game!

    hello do you people remember when i reviewed back to the future. it stunk but what is worse well how about a decent 2nd movie and a 3rd piece of western cowboy turds.i don't even want to say the title of this game bu... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful