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Now That's What I Call Resident Evil

Okay I know you're never going to believe me:P

So, we got a new student who moved from Virginia, andBELIEVE ME OR NOT... HIS NAME IS LEON S. KENNEDY :shock:

I AM NOT JOKING!!! I'M SERIOUS, HIS FULL NAME IS LEON SCOTT KENNEDY, I don't know if that's Leon's real middle name in the RE universe, but LMAO they have the same name!)

AND GET THIS..;.

He's a RESIDENT in my neighborhood which totally sux.. He['s the most EVIL dude you will ever meet.. and HE READS TWILIGHT WHAT A SUCKER.. ROFLMAO..

Now that's wat I call RESIDENT EVIL..

THIS IS NOT AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE!!!!!!!!

Resident Evil 5 Review

This is my review for Resident Evil 5, I haven't gotten the game myself, but beat it with a friend.

I'm not going to spoil the beginning of the game or any of the story, just 1 thing, all of you know Wesker is in it obviously.

This game isn't meant to be called "RESIDENT EVIL", it's very different from other RE games. This is a very good action game, yeah you read that right ACTION GAME. Any fan of action games will certainly love this game, many Resident Evil fans will like the game, others will not. BIO 5, is an amazing game and is very fun to play with a friend, and takes a bright new step in the series, it's very much like it's Predecessor Resident Evil 4, is that a bad thing? Certainly not! RE5, expands on what made RE4 so special, adding a tweaked up, better version of the action button and make physical attacks that will make you go "OH SNAP!" every time, they're just very exciting to watch. It improves on the over the shoulder camera and now, thankfully you can move left to right in some situations. The first thing you'll notice is the graphics are absolutely amazing, not as good as Killzone 2 though lol, and I'm surprised the 360 can handle those graphics, the sound effects are amazing as well, except for the handgun you get at the beginning, which sounds the exact same way as the HG in RE4. Even though it says "FEAR YOU CAN'T FORGET" this game isn't scary at all, even though Resident Evil 4 was more on action, it still managed to pack in 7 or 8 very good scares, unlike RE5 which has no scares. It isn't bad at all, you shouldn't have a problem with it because Resi 5 still delivers the tension when hordes of Maijini surround you and knowing you only have 1 clip left on you're handgun, immerses you more. Unlike RE4, you're stuck with 9 inventory slots, you can't buy bigger cases of some sort and in a way it's good and bad, the good is that it immerses you and tells you how to choose wisely. The bad is that it's in real-time, so you can't pause and let your enemies wait for you to kill them:P The boss fights are very good, but, since they all practically look the same, it kinda gets boring, but in a good way they are all different and some require serious teamwork. Like RE4, RE5 has some exciting extras that will leave you playing the game over and over to unlock them. The mercnaries mode is fun, but it's still single player, it would have been more fun if it was still co-op. This game never gets old:) Now for the puzzles, like previous RE games the puzzles were challenging and fun, in RE5, there's only a few very easy puzzles and one that's very very very very very similar to RE4 (that puzzle in RE5 is on chapter 4-2) and I like it more well because I don't have to break my controller in half to figure out a puzzle:D That is pretty much it. The ending is similar to Resident Evil 3: Nemesis, you know, escape in a helicopter..THEN CHRIS, SHEVA AND JILL ARE SO HAPPY TO LEAVE KIJUJU, THEY HAVE A BIG THREESOME IN THE HELICOPTER :shock:

Cons:

1. Excella is too hot to die (Play the game to find out)

2. Wesker is too badass to die(I'm assuming all of you know that)

3. You can't switch weapons with your partner in an online game, which makes the game harder depending on your weapons

OVERALL

Graphics: 10/10

Gameplay: 10/10

Story: Average- 7/10

Unlockables-8/10

OVERALL SCORE

9.4/10

SUPERB

THANK YOU GOD FOR PEPSI!!!!!!!!!!!!! + some other stuff

:lol: Okay, as soon as I drank a cup of Pepsi... I AM UNSICK

WOOOOOOOOOH

yea! No more ear infections and coughs!!! IT WORKED LIKE MAGIC!!!

Now, lol, I have a weird story to tell you and my brother and I were laughing our asses off too:P

Well since I was bored, I decided to play Hardcore Team Deathmatch on Call Of Duty WaW and there WAS THIS ABSOLUTELY STUPID KID THAT WAS MY TEAMMATE ANDWOULD NOT SHUT UP WITH HIS ANNOYING SQUEAKY VOICE, SO I RUN UP TO AND START KNIFING HIM, AND THEN THROUGHOUT THE MATCH I KILL HIM so.. he screams*WAT THE FUK STOP* and starts crying SO HE TRIES TO SHOOT ME BACK WITH HIS TRENCH GUN AND MYSTERIOUSLY I DODGE HIS SHOTS(ROFLMAO) SO HE RUNS OUTTA AMMO AND THE DUDE ON THE OTHER TEAM BLOWS HIS LEGS OFF WITH A DOUBLE BARRL SHOTGUN( LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO ROFL LOOOOOOL) I WAS LIKE DYING OF LAUGHTER, SO I THREW UP ALL OVER MY BED!!(what I was still sick?! :P) SO LIKE AT THE END OF THE MATCH I HAD -351 XP (ROFL LOL)

I OWNED THAT KID SO BAD!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You never wanna mess with this Asian!!!!!!!!( / Black dude :P)

Why Is Everybody Getting So Sick Lately???

OK, so I woke up and went to the doctor and I HAVE BRONCHITIS(I know I spelled that wrong) I ALSO HAVE A DAMN EAR INFECTION

My Brother has the Flu

15 kids were absent for the whole week in all my classes.

My teacher has Strep Throat

2 of my friends have Pneumonia

WTF IS GOING ON, WHY THE FUK IS EVERYBODY GETTING SO SICK???

SPRING FEVER???

Im Having Problems With The Resident Evil 5 Demo (PS3 Version) Please Read

Okay, so I have noticed some bad problems with the RE5 demo for my PS3, right now I'm confident about the 360 version,

I'm going to put this in caps so you can see it better..

OKAY SO, THE THINGS I NOTICED WITH THE PS3 DEMO IS THAT THE GAME LAGS TERRIBLY. IT DOES NOT RUN AS SMOOTH AS THE 360 VERSION. WHEN I PLAY CO-OP IT FREEZES AND I CAN'T EVEN MOVE BECAUSE IT LAGS AND GLITCHES, THIS GOES FOR ONLINE AND OFFLINE CO-OP. WHEN I PLAY IT ON THE 360 VERSION IT'S FINE.

I WAS WONDERING IF IT'S JUST MY PS3 OR DOES IT RUN SMOOTHLY WITHOUT LAG ON YOU'RE PS3?

IS THE FULL PS3 VERSION OF THE GAME LIKE THAT?

I'M GOING TO DOWNLOAD IT AGAIN TO SEE IF I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEMS

RIGHT NOW MY EYES ARE ON THE 360 COLLECTOR'S EDITION

St. Patrick... YOU HAVE DONE IT AGAIN!!!!

LOL

Okay, so I got a 34% on my algebra test..LOL EPIC FAIL, so I re-took the test yesterday,

AND WHO GOT 100% BABY!!

WOOOOH

Short blog.

I'll see you in a remote village in my next blog...

*does an evil laugh, putting on his pimp sunglasses and combing his badass wavy hair..*

Is It Me, Or Has St. Patrick Blessed Me?

*catches breath* OK, let me start off here, oh gosh, I'm still hard.

Let's get started..

Okay, so I was walking to school, wearing a "Slipknot" T-Shirt I got from their All Hope Is Gone World Tour 2009 Concert, on the 8th of this month and all of a sudden I SEE THESE FREAKIN HOT GIRLS THAT ARE FIT TO BE IN THE PORN INDUSTRYAND THEY RUN UP TO ME AND THEY FIGHT OVER ME WOOOOH

That usually never happens, usually I'm just a stupid loser walking around campus. I'm surprised more girls like Slipknot than dudes lol.

From now on, that Slipknot shirt is my lucky shirt,

I'M A M.A.G.G.O.T. 4LIFE WOOOH (if you're a Slipknot fan you know what I'm talking about)

THANK YOU ST. PATRICK LOL

Looks Like Everything Bad DOES Happen On Friday The 13th

As you all know, I went to the midnight launch of RE5 AND IT WAS CRAZY! HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WERE THERE

Until all this happened...

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::

THEY ALL RAN OUT OF COPIES FOR RE5 THIS STUPID SON OF A FEMALE DOG HOMO TOOK THE LAST COPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EVEN MORE AD NEWS..

MY CD PLAYER BROKE WITH A SLIPKNOT CD IN IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I WAS GOING TO POST PICTURES BUT MY CAMERA DIED

BUT There's Good News:)

BEST BUY HAD A BLOWOUT SALE ON RESIDENT EVIL GAMES I BOUGHT A CRAP LOAD :D

I BOUGHT:

Resident Evil Dead Aim-PS2

Resident Evil Survivor-PS1

Biohazard: Gun Survivor 2

Resident Evil:Code Veronica X-PS2, I rebought it cuz five years ago I ripped the disc in half because I was stuck on the Tyrant boss fight on the plane

Resident Evil 4: Special Edition-PS2 (my brother stole my original copy)

FINALLY I HAVE BEEN WANTING THIS SINCE 1997

RESIDENT EVIL:DIRECTOR'S CUT

THIS IS THE DIRECTOR'S CUT FOR THE FIST RE GAME AND I FINALLY HAVE IT IN MY HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL THIS FOR:$54.95 W00T

C u later :P