SPRING BREAK FOR 3 WEEEEEEEEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:lol: So, yea this is another "Episode". I had a dream last night about ...*you know who* from RE5,NO WE WEREN'T GOING DOGGY STYLE THIS TIME AROUND..
SO LIKE I WAS AT MY HOUSE, AND THEN I HEARD THE TELEPHONE RING AND THEY SAID TO EVACUATE THE AREA. SO I HEARD MY SCHOOL WAS AN EVACUATION SITE SO I'M ALL WTF IS GOING ON?? SO THEN, PEOPLE STARTED SCREAMING AND EVERYTHING WENT SILENT... SO I SAID TO MY FRIENDS AND THIS HOT CHICK WE SHOULD HIDE IN MY ENGLISH TEACHER'S CLASSROOM (Lmao) SO, AS I CLOSE THE CLASSROOM DOOR, I HEAR HEAVY RUNNING AND SCREAMING, AND TURNS OUT A HORDE OF ZOMBIES WERE RUNNING,SO I GRABBED MY DEAD ENGLISH TEACHER'S COFFEE MUG AND KILLED TWO ZOMBIES, THEN MY FRIENDS WERE OUTSIDE SURROUNDED, SO, UNFORTUNATELY, THEY ALL GOT EATEN. SO I'M ALL NOOOO, AND THEN I HEAR THE SIDE DOOR OPEN... AND TAADAA, OUT COMES SHEVA NAKED WITH AN AK-47, SHE GAVE ME AN M4 CARBINE WITH A GRENADELAUCHER AND..MANY PEOPLE DIED THAT MORNING, AND THEN WE CELEBRATED WITH UH, I'M NOT EVEN GONNA GO THERE, (3,567 people, including teachers, toddlers, schoool supervisors died in this biohazard incidentAND GEORGE BUSH SUFFERED A TRAGIC DEATH BY GETTING RAPED BY A ZOMBIE GOAT
So, yeah, I was in class today.. There's this one absolute total retard nerd in all my classes that I've known since way back in Kindergarden. A few weeks ago, this chick in my class told me that the nerd, whose name is Max, said I was extremely sexy and *ahem* uhhh wanted to play with my toys.. so I'm all WTF X3,000,000,000,000. So, today.. HE TRIED TO KISS ME AND LIKE DO OTHER THINGS TO ME IN CLASS.. GOOD THING I SUCKA PUNCHED HIM BEFORE HE KISSED ME.. THE SCARIEST SH!T I'VE EVER EXPERIENCED! In case you guys didn't know, I'm Homophobic (fear of gaye people) it's okay with lezbos that's reeeallly hot. But withdudes, I just get so damn scared it's not even funny. So, "Max' got I.S.S. ( In School Suspension) and charged with Sexual Harrassment, which was good. I have a Phobia with that now, I can't flush it outta my mind, it was so scary, my hands can barely move while I'm typing.
Since he said I was extremely sexy, NOBODY has ever said that, I just wish it was a super sexy chick instead of a dude. if this dude lays his stupid sticky fingers on me again.. I WILL BE CHARGED WITH SECOND DEGREEE MURDER
I went to my local Target today, looking for a rug and a gate for my dog.. lol :lol:, I was bored and tired, so I went to the electronics section to cheer me up. And, soon, my eyes caught Need For Speed Prostreet. THEY HAD IT FOR $4.99!!!
$5?? YOU CANNOT BEAT THAT:P
So, I had to pick it up! I originally wanted to get most wanted on 360, but c;mon after 4 years I don't think any store would have it lol.
IN OTHER NEWS WRESTLEMANIA 25TH ANNIVERSARY TODAY I WILL WATCH IT FOR SURE
Laterz..*watches Wrestlemania* :P
Like I said in my last blog, THIS IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM WITH RE5 THAT MANY DUDES HAVE!
I'm going to put it in caps, sorry if I'm perverted, and go in depth on the dream. Prepare to like, uhh like it or be disgusted...
OKAY, SO I TOOK A NAP A FEW HOURS AGO, AND EXPERIENCED THE BEST DREAM EVER IN MY LIFE.. HERE'S THE STORY. WAIT LET ME GIVE THE EXPLANATION. SO, IN RE5, I'M NOT THE ONLY DUDE THAT THINKS SHEVA IS SEXY AS HELL!!! I THANK GOD EVERYDAY FOR BLESSING JUN TAKEUCHI FOR MAKING HER HAVE A NICE ROUND A$$ AND NICE PERKY T!TS. I'M CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH RE5 WITH THE ALTERNATE COSTUMES, SHEVA IN HER "Clubbin" Outfit." IT IS SO SEXY!!! HER NICE LEGS AND HER NICE TREASURE CHEST ROFLOL!
SO, THE DREAM STARTED OUT IN MY BACKYARD, YOU KNOW ME JUST CHILLIN' BY MYSELF. AND, ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHEVA JUST COMES THROUGH MY SLIDING DOOR(lmao) FULLY NAKED. MY "TOOL" (if you know wat I'm talking about:P) GETS SO DAMN HARD.. I TAKE HER TO THE COUCH AND ehhhhhhhh. you know the whole story from there :? :lol: THEN WE GO INTO THE MASTER BEDROOM AND STARTS BLOWING MY uhhhhhhh.. TOOL.. EVERYTHING FELT SO REAL, IT FELT LIKE MY TOOL WAS WET AND I COULD FEEL IT GOING IN THERE!!!!!!! AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE..... A BIG LOAD OF MAYONAISE TO THE FACE!!!! ANYONE UP FOR SOME CREAM PIES???
I'm really sorry I had to do that!
Im sorry if you are a kid and you are reading this blog, I am sorry for filling your mind with negative things.
Please don't report me:?
I just want to say to "combatsoldier" Welcome back bro, it has been a lonely two months! And, I'm really sorry I have not been on the union for a while, as I have too much unions:P I will be on everyday now thatTHE KING IS BACK! :p
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LMFBAO YOU GUYS FELL FOR IT SO DAMN HARD.. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! 0_0
My 360 and PS3 are just fine so don't worry lmao.
In some news, I got the 2.70 PS3 Version Update today.., who thought they would release it on April 2nd(today). The Text Chat is cool. FINALLY I CAN TELL PEOPLE TO SHUT THE FUK UP IF THERE ON A HEADSET IN ANY GAME AND TELL EM TO VOTE TO SKIP IN CALL OF DUTY.. thankfully, and I can tell all my friends were people are in the match,very useful.Overall, a good update, can't wait to see the updates in te future. I'm going to try to beat RE5 on Professional Mode, since almost all my guns have unlimited ammo and I'll speed right through, as well as get more achievements and BSAA emblems. Well, I know this is waaay off-topic and perverted.. but.....ahhh nevermind, I'll save it for my next blog, it's about RE5, and many people have the same problem too...
But anyways..Happy April Fools:P
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO THOUGHT IT WAS AN APRIL FOOLS YOU ARE WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!
My 360 got the RROD, as you all know, it was working for 10 minutes but then it shut down with the Red Ring. My controllers for it are fine. I sent it to Micro$oft today and they said it should be back by Friday with no worries. Phew.. So I won't be on Live until saturday.
As for the PS3, I called up Sony today, told them about the steam, they said they've never encountered any problems like that at all. I told them I dust it whenever I can, since they get dusty real easily, and I keep it cool. So, they said I should send it to them and they'll do watever they can, I don't know when I'll get it back, but I hope it's soon:?
I'M STUCK WITH MY PS2 AND MY NINTENDO 64 FOR THE WHOLE WEEK. I should be thankful for those two lol
I'll keep you guys updated
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY 360 GOT THE RED RING OF DEATH
AND MY PS3 WON'T TURN ON, YESTERDAY IT WAS FINE, BUT WHENEVER I TRY TO TURN IT ON IT HAS STEAM COMING OUT!!!!!!
OH NO! THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING
I WILL UPDATE LATER
I feel like I'm neglecting my PS3:? I haven't turned it on for almost two months now.. Because I've been enjoying the 360 ALOT.. I turn on my PS3 once in a while for Internet, it's been a while since I've done it... I haven't played games on it for about3 or 4 weeks now. I ell that I'm being a bad parent to Jerry(my PS3:P lol) and favoring Terry(my 360), and I should like them equally lol! Well, I'm going to go on my PS3 now, it's been a while!
Sorry I couldn't post this blog yesterday, I was busy. Yesterday as my annniversary here. Well, normally people wold show off, their stats, I'm not going to. my stats aren't THAT exciting lol, but you can always view them by clicking "About Me".
I wasn't on yesterday because I GOT RESIDENT EVIL 5... finally, and I also got The Dark Knight and 5 other DVDs, I was up from 5 PM to 2 AM playing it. The day before, I completed the game for my friend and 1000/1000 gamerscore for him. I'm going to try to do it with my copy, I only have 495 GS outta it. Yea, I was going to get the PS3 version, but like Dead Space, this person, took the last PS3 copy, so I was stuck with the 360 Collector's Edition, which I am really enjoying it.
I also beat Resident Evil Director's Cut yesterday, I BEAT CODE VERONICA finally, I got past the Tyrant boss fight for the first time lol.
That's about it, oh and in RE5, STUN ROD=MAIJINI OWNAGE! :P
See ya peoples later :P