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Yeah its cool ain't it? My friend Peter found it on imageshack and e-mailed it to me on aim:DI think its super-pimp, now if only i could get sombody to make me a new banner......the one i have isn't bad, but i really would appreciate a new one because it's kinda getting old.:)Also, if you haven't been to the blog before this, click on the link and watch a heapin'-hunkin'-junk-o-fun:D

strange pic

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.......comments anyone? my friend e-mailed them to me on aim and........well....*barfs* he wanted me to blog it so.....icky


smosh and random stuff

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well i havn't been on gs that much, and i havn't written a blog in a while either. i feel like putting something else up, and i don't feel like writing, which means i will just post links. as you may know, smosh from youtube kicks ass and i just happen to know them, as unbelievable as it may seem. heres a link to there website:

my favorite vid of there's is the food showdown:

i in particular like the taquito better.

the bully review is also up, and its better than i expected. the character models are f***in ugly, but graphics don't say whether a game is good or bad at all, so i don't care. if you don't believe me, just ask mario kart ds. i saw the grudge 2, and it sucked. but flashing lights and loud noises scare me, so this is the face i made when the movie was over, except the pic isn't of me.

i found a really weird (and violent) video on youtube with old album covers fighting. my dad showed it to me.

in other news, im dumping my gf, cause we don't get to see each other enough, and i think she's cheating on me :( and take it from cartman, that i am kickass!!!!!

and if anyone is a designer, could you tell me how to design and if its free? i want a new banner and i feel like making one myself.:D

WOW...that was easy

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i keep on getting these really annoying pop-ups telling me to watch After-Hours, but i don't want to. so now im getting like at least 1 pop-up every 2 minutes, and eventually i gave in and watched about 5 minutes of it. these 2 dudes were talking about the Superman Returns game and im all, "wtf this game is gonna suck and its a movie game so this sucks." i stop watching, disgusted, and go to my profile trying to get to a union. i see this new emblem and im like, "at least i got something out of that crappy crap crap that the crap colored dog crapped out in the crapper after crapping some crap on crappy crap"

the moral of this story is that if you watch After-Hours for at least 2 seconds you will get a new emblem for it.

chuck norris-my thoughts

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here are some chuck norris jokes i found/made up.

  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  • Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  • Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
  • There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
  • Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  • Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  • Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
  • Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
  • Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
    i also found this website.

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