How many times have you seen a kid get stabbed in the face with a fork by a middle aged bald man?
Probably never, but that is exactly what I saw today, as I very innocently popped into the bakery today for a little snack while out shopping with a friend. As I wait in line to pay for my very large slice of probably the best chocolate cake I have ever eaten in my entire life (think of the very best chocolate cake that you can, you've done that? well, the cake I had is EVEN better than that.) Anyway as I was saying, there I was waiting in line, I could hear some swear words being thrown around, but then I thought "It's pretty common here anyway" and dismissed it and continued talking to my friend as I wait, but what happened next was completely crazy... and slightly funny.
The guy behind the counter suddenly lunged over the cake cabinet and mercilessly, repeatedly stabbed a little boy - probably no older than 11 to 12 years or so - with a very large and pointy fork, the attack was BRUTAL, the man was a SAVAGE, incredibly DANGEROUS, very STABBY HAPPY, and the thing is that the bakey guy was crying while doing this. At this stage I was like "OMFG, WTF are you doing crazy man!?!?!?", :shock:
Then I saw the boys face, several stab wounds turned his face into a bloody mess, luckily his eyes were still intact and he was conscious, this was really ****** up, like God of War ****** up, but being the cool, calm and colected person that I am 8) I didn't jump to any conclusions about who fault this was, maybe it was the kids own fault, maybe the little ******* got what he deserved. At this stage I was like "Ooooohhhhh!" in a that had to hurt kinda way.:o
After this I decided to do some investigationary work on why this little child had been turned into a bloody potato with holes in it. So I asked some other people on in the shop what the full story was behind this RAMPAGE, and my predictions on this very bloody matter were confirmed, the kid was a TOTAL BRAT and deserved every PAINFUL jab in the face that he got.
So what happened was this kid was actually being a complete JERK to the counter guy. He threw his doughnut in the bin because (surprise, surprise) he didn't like the filling, despite the fact he chose it on his own and then demanded that he get a new one with something better as a replacement while repeatdly swearing at the guy in the process. The bakey guy said "No" and that the kid should watch his language. At this point apparently the CRAZED child went OUT OF CONTROL and made very offensive personal comments toward the bakey guy.
These included things like a very violent DEATH THREAT, the kid had threatened to get the bakey guys kids SET ON FIRE and his wife RAPED, also mentioned things about torture and setting his house alight. I was really quite shocked at how a kid of his age could have such a violent and sick mind and I completely sympothisesd with the bakey guy, I'm pretty sure I would have done more to make this kid suffer.:x
A few minutes later police and ambulance had arrived at the scene and took the kid to hospital at which point I had an irresistable urge to burst out :lol: like this, while shouting out "CRY MOAR!" :twisted:, I know it's wrong but you only get a few chances like this.:oops:
Sadly in this case most people will start to demonise the bakey guy and sympathise with the child for one simple reason, it's the most politically correct thing to do, B*******! :x
But even after thinking about all of this, i'm not really surprised that this happened, and in a way I think I was kind of expecting it to happen, (maybe I'm just a weird, evil and cruel p**** who likes to see morons like him suffer,) but kids these days seem to have SERIOUS problems, and it's not just attitude problems, I really think that media these days has a serious effect on how these kids think, and see the world. I really think that a lot movies, music and dare I say it, even video games are rotting their minds (not that I blame ANY media ofcourse, but at how accessible they all are to people who they are not suitable for.) Anyway, this blog's just gone from my personal funday to being too serious so I think I'll end it there. What do you think guys, are you with me on this one, or are you with me? ;)