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I'm a Whammy!

LEVEL 32 BABY!!!

I've been stuck at Level 31 for aaaages(years, really).

Got Whammy a few days ago. Boo-yah! :)

BACK (for real)

Ignore the post before this. I thought I was back, but I was still waiting for my mod queue to fill up and not submit anything. :s Well yeah. I'll be doing CW shows at the moment. Will come back to anime when I can. :)

HIATUS. wish me all the best? =]

yup. short blog. will be on hiatus from today until 4 Dec 2008. Long huh? Why? Exams. I will be sitting for my SPM examination. SPM = British GSCE. Look it up on wikipedia if you must. I'll miss you guys! Wish me good luck and all the best! :*

Things To Do On An Exam You Know You're Going to Fail (PART 3)

41. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing
loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this
drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"

42. Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said.

43. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

44. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way
through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have
bad circulation.

45. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER klass(make sure this is
obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise
you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and
staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the
attached notes for references as you see fit."

46. When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.

47. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around
like they do before concerts start.

48. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

49. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams,
etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

50. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks,
chairs, anything you can reach.

51. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards
at a 90 degree angle.

52. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If
you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." Bring a copy of
the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find
the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to
use the phrase "Told you so".

53. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx
Sucks"

54. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the
person next to you as if heshe did it.

55. Write a short story about your childhood, or an experience
that you once had. If you can't think of anything, make something
up. Be creative. End the story with "I just thought I should tell
you."

56. Wear a mask or costume, pretend that you really DO think
that you're someone else.

57. Play loud music.

58. When you turn in your test, take all the ones under it and
throw them away or keep them or put your name on some of them.
Do it casually, as if that's what you are supposed to do after an
exam.

59. Dress like the professor.

60. Cross-Dress.

61. Borrow a friend's Video taping equipment and set up a lot of
lights and a camera around your desk. Call out instructions to
imaginary people who are supposed to be working the equipment.

62. Two words: Plastic Explosives.

63. Bring food or Drinks, pass them out to the klasses if
you're supposed to be giving samples for a fund raiser. Use the
words "Would you buy something like this if we had a bake sale?"
It doesn't matter if they are baked goods or not.

64. Trip people as they walk by your desk.

65. Read all the questions out loud like Rain Man.

66. Walk around the room and ask people if there is anything
that you can help them with. Speak loudly stutter and spit. Make
a show of it.

67. Make several origami animals out of the test papers.
Re-enact scenes from your favorite soap opera with them.

68. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the
klassroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you.
When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules
of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

69. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

70. Order catering. The catering company should come in about
halfway through the test, and should include at least three
waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

71. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay,
let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C.
Number three, E...."

Last part guys..
Faves:

41, 42, 45, 47, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 62, 68, 69, 70, 71


50 is a repeat.

Things To Do On An Exam You Know You're Going to Fail (PART 2)

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks,
chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2
rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if
necessary.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly
say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've
been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And
who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know
one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and
answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor
asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb
that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a
clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy.
Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they
finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the
theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to
any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last
15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do
some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

32. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is
long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be
creative. Use the integral symbol.

33. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the
instructor's left nostril.

34. Bring cheerleaders.

35. Bring pets.

36. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

37 Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to
be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the
instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor
to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to
stay.

38. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and
true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out
interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc..).

39. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the
instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all
leaving after one hour to go drink)

40. Go to an exam for a klass you have no clue about, where you
know the klass is very small, and the instructor would recognize
you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture.
Fight for your right to take the exam.

Haha, same question..
Which is your fave?
Mine are:

22, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30 (wow, they're all pretty good so far xD)
31, 32, 36, 38, 40

heh..
I wonder if the third batch is better xD

Things To Do On An Exam You Know You're Going To Fail (PART 1)

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've
got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud,
debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,
yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then
start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to
answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this
question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious
beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a
sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I
have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into
very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry
Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the
exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15
min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on
your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the
exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when she's not
looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to
another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out,
start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down
violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the
instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all
leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some
point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how good the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min,
put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of
the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest
proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers
into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything
to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next
to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

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Wow..there's a lot of good ones here!

My faves are:

1, 2, 4, 9 and 17

How bout you? :P

The 10 Commandments of a Teenager

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)
2. Thou shall not do drugs (alcohol last longer)
3. Thou shall not steal from k-mart. (Wal Mart has a bigger selection)
4. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger
effect)
5. Thou shall not steal from thy parents. (everyone knows grandma has
more money)
6. Thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)
7. Thou shall not skip klass. (just take the whole day off)
8. Thou shall not strip in klass. (hooters pays more)
9. Thou shall not think about having sex. (as nike says just do it)
10. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in
the middle)

mwahah!! which is your favourite? xD
For me, it's probably #5 :D

The Final Curtain. Can you guess which is meh? :P

Ho yeah babeyy!! It's us!! It's our final year in school and we get 2 pages instead of just the clas$ photo each year printed inside the yearbook.

5E, the best arts clas$ in SMK Batu Lintang. Supposedly we're ALL artistic, right? WRONG. Arts 1 focuses on literature and business.. no artsy stuff, unfortunately. This is different for Arts 2 and Arts 3 though. They have art, as in paint and pastels and such.. But I'm not complaining. I love my clas$. Literature is fun..kinda..when you're in the mood for it.. But whatever, I like fine arts anyway :D

Big clas$ eh? 43 students, different cultures and races, 9 subjects, 9 teachers.
I'm taking 10 though =D

Good luck to us in our upcoming exam, SPM(Malaysian Certificate of Education). It's really important for us. It's equivalent to the British GCSE. It's our final secondary school exam, and the results determine our future. Wish me luck, guys! *huggles*

MOVING ON...

I used MS Powerpoint 2007, MS Paint, ACDSee 8.0 and Adobe Photoshop CS3 for this one. I was given less than a week to finish this because my clas$ mates weren't too happy about the previous one a fellow clas$mate did. Greeat...complain at the very last minute, eh? -.-'

I know it's kinda simple, but hey, simple is always better right? RIGHT?? :D

The one seen above is page one, the one below is our lame descriptions made by fellow clas$ mates.. Kinda cheesy as well :P

SO, can any of you guess which is moi? :P

copyright by asian lamia, 2008 for students of 5E, batch '08.