A few months ago I encountered a medical anomaly which has plagued my existence and has become somewhat of a nuisance. Naturally my reaction has been none other than to seek advice from the prominent Gamespot off-topic discussion community. I have been wondering for sometime whether it is common for some women to experience Bi*chiness, not only prior to (that which must not be named), but also during said bloody expelling of internal nastiness :? . The disease plaguing my female companion seemed like a manageable problem at first but, like untreated herpes, the bi*chiness symptoms seem to become more apparent and elongatedeach month. more recently, these symptoms have even been carried over from one month over to the next! Thus constituting over 30 or 40 days of un-medicated and uninterrupted b*tchiness. I am seriously starting to worry about what could become of this in the future as the illness is not only taking its toll on my "girl acquaintance" but seems to inevitably be affecting myself in a psychological sense. I say this because,apparently, I have become an "A** hole who always says the wrong thing and is better off keeping his mouth shut" from one month to the next.
We have tried everything from Panadol to bicycle grease but not even horse tranquilizers seem to keep the bi*chiness at bay. So we now hand ourselves over to you, gamespoters. What should we do? Where should I hide? and when will:
A) I get the girl I know and love back?
B) The alien burst through her chest?
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