I'm like the lone onion ring that accidentally gets tossed into an order of fries at Burger King For those of you who are too lazy to read my facebook and myspace pages, I'll copy and paste some info about the mighty wookie. :o WHO AM I? Yes, yes, the question we all ask ourselves at some point. Well, unfortunately for you, I know exactly who I am and I always like to share this valuable information with any new Normals that I meet during my daily activities. I was born to a woman who spent an alcohol fueled night with a Wookiee. He disappeared into the forest and left me in the care of my mother, who lovingly shaved my abundant body hair on a daily basis. I was raised as a nerd but managed to avoid the typical torture that nerds endure as kids (wedgies, being stuffed into a locker, being outcasted, becoming a trekkie, etc..) by being both a super-friendly and excessively ferocious child. I have always attempted to befriend all people regardless of age, gender, sexuality, race, social status, or financial income. Except for trekkies of course. As a star wars fan, I find them repulsive and will not tolerate their blasphemous ways! Off with their heads, I say!!!
I am: agnostic - intelligent - wacky - inquisitive - confident - a chocolate junkie - a gamer - rational (usually) - friendly - complex - perfectionist - ultra creative - competitive - honest - outgoing - funny - energetic - meticulous
Loves: Star Wars (yay), Fleeing from angry mobs equipped with pitchforks and torches, Wookiees, my friends, Yoda, foooood, soy sauce, the Bookworm game, planning global domination and usurping the throne of Bill Gates, House, stalking Johnny Depp, debating, most types of tea, reading, strawberries, The Simpsons, The Critic cartoon, gaming, Starbucks, Futurama, scented candles, bicycling, ice cream (Mayan Chocolate, Mint Chocolate Chip, Pumpkin, Cookie Dough, etc...), chocolate, Doritos, college, HotPockets, cartoons, BAWLS/Monster energy drinks, breakfast, The Daily Show, music, movies, krispy kreme donuts, paintball, smoothies, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, gummi bears, Pocky, Junior Mints, honesty, Festivus, Halloween, the Dutch, my Orbea Diva bike, squirrels, turtles, monkeys, writing, documentaries, The Force, my Ipod Touch and Ipod Nano, rubber duckies, the words "Ahoy hoy!," etc...
Hates: Lawn Gnomes, Ann Coulter (the anti-wookiee), Trandoshans (Wookiee-haters!), frogs (devil-creatures!), Spongemonkeys, teh c00ties, public restrooms, SOE, cigarrette smoke, fake people,popup ads, liars, stereotypes, canned fruit, generalizations, people who refuse to read or listen to opinions that oppose their own, censorship, elitists, religious fanatics, fanatics in general, most politicians, people who abuse power, mean people, greed, rudeness, narrow-minded people, cold weather, double standards, uncomfortable shoes and clothes, Dr Pepper, typos, misogynists/racists/homophobes, etc..
------------------------- Random Facts -------------------------
I am currently a full-time student, hardcore gamer, and eccentric collector of odd things such as paintings of fornicating goats and yoda stamps.
I am a Star Wars fangirl. I've watched the movies approximately 2343284792384 times, I've read every single book, played every game, and I know everything about the star wars universe. :o The Force is strong in this one.
I am a hardcore gamer, i've beta tested tons of games and even worked in a CSR type of position for AeriaGames on a popular MMORPG called Last Chaos. Unfortunately I am ultra-competitive and hate losing on certain games. If you play against me on an FPS game, be prepared for unadulterated rage and bad sportsmanship if I lose. I've been known to throw things. You have been warned! :o If you come over to my house and beat me and then brag about it, you'll get your butt tossed out like droids from a droid-hating cantina. :o
I am part filipino (no, I do not eat dogs but cats are quite tasty) and part hispanic (silly spaniard)
I have a box turtle named Yoda and he has been my little green friend for 11 years. I refer to his habitat as the jedi temple.
I have a cat named Shelby and she likes to watch tv.
I like to watch tv also.
I once watched 13 consecutive hours of tv during a Simpsons marathon.
I am a Starbucks addict. It's like crack....with cinnamon.
I am a Super Nerd.
I suffer from the Filipino Curse of Eternal Skinniness.
Which also means I can eat whatever I want.
And I am capable of eating an entire large pizza myself.
But it also makes my quest to gain muscle difficult.
I don't walk on eggshells, I walk on flames. ;)
I am a very proficient chess player and have a growing collection of cool chess sets, including the rather expensive Isle of Lewis set that my parents gave me for my bday last year. I also have Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars, and Lord of the Rings sets.
I took piano lessons for six years.
I lost interest in playing the piano over six years ago.
I am a serious bicyclist. I have done a century (100 miles) twice with a friend.
I've always had a passion for helping people and do a lot of volunteer work.
I love science.
I'm probably the strangest person you'll ever meet without visiting a mental institution. :P
I stole the Leprechaun's pot of gold and he is currently chasing me on his tricycle.
I got a tattoo two years ago.
It was a temporary tattoo because I FEAR the needle!!!
I can speak tagalog, french, spanish, and dutch. I am also fluent in gangsta (i'm tha sh1zzle fo rizzle!), l33tspeak (j00 r a n00b), Simlish (Ahhh Fladdum. SooSoon!) and shyriwook (rawrrrrrr!!)
I can be very hyperactive at times. And I am an energy drink junkie which doesn't help.
Like all filipinos, I am a genius. :P
Like all filipinos, I also have a prehensile tail. :(
I am very creative and have a vivid imagination.
I am an avid reader and have read more books than many people twice my age. I even belong to a local book club.
I believe that Ann Coulter is evil incarnate and the Anti-Wookie and i'm sending a squad of hired goons to drive a wooden stake through her black heart.
I can easily handle any type of spicy foods even the mighty habanero pepper! I look forward to one day eating a Naga Jolokia, the so-called hottest pepper in the world.
My bicycle (Orbea Diva) is worth more than my car (which is often mistaken for a mound of junk) Videogames are my gaming speciality but I am also a skilled Monopoly, chess, and poker (more recently) player.
I am a hardcore foodie!
I could defeat a starving grizzly bear in an eating contest.
I can talk almost nonstop.
I only sleep with 800 thread count sheets and two massive and fluffy pillows! I must have them!
I'm like a female Jim Carrey. I can make hundreds of bizarre faces!
I would like to have a side-career as a comedy writer someday.
I am extremely unpredictable but you can always predict that I will be unpredictable.
I have long monkey-like arms. I could punch you in the neck from ten feet away!
I am very random.
I don't hate, I strongly dislike.
I am constantly underestimated which works to my advantage.
I will be the first to admit when I'm wrong.
Johnny Depp rocks my socks.
I am a greedy blanket hogger.
I am fiercely loyal to my friends. If you mess with one of them you'll have an engraged wookiee to deal with...
I hate to be told I can't do something. And I will do it just to prove I can.
I am generally a very nice and peaceful person but don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. *begins turning green*
I don't break promises, especially pinky promises! Those are sacred!
I agree to disagree!
I have actually been outside the country on a few occasions. I've been to Amsterdam, Paris, The Virgin Islands, and plan to visit many other places before I am old and senile. Of course at that point I probably won't be able to remember any of it but still....
I love to debate a wide range of topics and spend a lot of time on political and philosophy forums. Go ahead, debate me if you dare. :P My kung-fu is strong!
As a child I feared frogs, the kool-aid man, circus clowns, my crotchety old neighbor and his equally crotchety old cat.
I am a political independent and lean both ways on different issues but I don't have any views that could be considered extreme either direction.
I love zombie stuff (movies, books, etc..) and will be well-prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse!!!
I can't deal with people that pretend to be your friend when you're around but talk about you behind your back when you're not.
Its not easy to make me really angry but once you do cross that line, run for your life. lol
I'm all about speaking my mind and support free speech even for people whose beliefs I disagree with.
I love meeting new people but I've noticed that I don't trust new people as easily as I once did.
I'm one of the bravest people you will find in most situations but I'm deathly afraid of failure and being alone.
I think alot and have a habit of over-analyzing everything.
I am easly misunderstood and even I don't understand myself sometimes.
I always feel the need to make people laugh and entertain everyone, which can lead to being annoying sometimes when I'm constantly making jokes.
I sometimes hold grudges in certain situations and when I do develop a real grudge, its nearly impossible to let go of it.
I sometimes like to honk and wave at strangers when I'm driving around in my car just to see how they react. :P
Note: If you actually read all of that, you obviously have no life so i'll give you a fresh batch of wookie-cookies to make you feel better. :D