User Reviews & Ratings

Average Score 6.58/10

Total of 49 user reviews spread across 49 releases

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  • User Rating 9.5
    The amazing power of fun overpowers even the mightiest Curtis.

    NBA Hangtime

    Rated on February 18, 2011 by Wootex

    The amazing power of fun overpowers even the mightiest Curtis.

    In the year 2012, the aliens arrived. Their ships were gray and round, all the aliens were gray clothes and all of them looked exactly like each other and like Pat Boone. They came up to my house and ...

    2 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6.5
    Batman goes on firearm fueled rampage, hundreds dead. <br />

    Batman

    Rated on February 17, 2011 by Wootex

    Batman goes on firearm fueled rampage, hundreds dead. <br />

    Gotham Gazette June 19th 1990 Criminals in Gotham have yet another reason to fear the night. Apparently the Batman, the well-known symbol of hope and resilience against Gotham's criminal undergroun...

    1 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 2.5
    My name is Hu and I am an alcoholic.

    Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu

    Rated on December 17, 2010 by Wootex

    My name is Hu and I am an alcoholic.

    "Welcome everyone, as you probably noticed, we have a new member today. Everybody welcome Hu." "Hi Hu" "Hu, since it's your first time here why don't you go ahead and tell everybody how you got...

    6 out of 6 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 1.5
    Things that are my favorites<br />
Miss. Simon's 2nd Grade class

    Toys

    Rated on December 07, 2010 by Wootex

    Things that are my favorites<br /> Miss. Simon's 2nd Grade class

    My favorite thing to eat is sandwitches for lunch. They are good. My favorite thing to put on them is mustard. One time I made a sandwitch and put only mustard on it. It was good but then my brother b...

    5 out of 6 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9.5
    A conversation between Wootex and St. Peter.

    Diablo II: Lord of Destruction

    Rated on December 07, 2010 by Wootex

    A conversation between Wootex and St. Peter.

    Hi there, welcome. Huh… where am I? These pearly gates should give you an idea. Oh man! Well… I guess this is what I get for hang-gliding in a lightning storm. So you must be Saint Peter. ...

    8 out of 9 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 2
    Journal in the darkness, Day 2

    Spectre

    Rated on December 06, 2010 by Wootex

    Journal in the darkness, Day 2

    It's a wonder I've even survived this long. Every minute that I spend here, every time I look out over the empty void in front of me, I realize that I am alone and nobody is coming back for me. My sa...

    4 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5.5
    Winners don't use drugs. Especially if they don't want to be rocket launched into tiny bits.

    NARC

    Rated on March 02, 2010 by Wootex

    Winners don't use drugs. Especially if they don't want to be rocket launched into tiny bits.

    You are the NARC. The task has fallen upon you to help clean up the drug infested streets of your fair city and end the reign of the K.R.A.K Corporation… I wonder what they could possibly manufacture ...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    Donkey Kong country still looks fantastic and is both simple and exciting to play.

    Super Donkey Kong

    Rated on March 02, 2010 by Wootex

    Donkey Kong country still looks fantastic and is both simple and exciting to play.

    Profoundly pretty, Donkey Kong Country combines the established fun of jumping on the heads of various things with beautiful graphics that still look totally fantastic. Even at its time, you couldn't ...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 4.5
    Cruise the USA! see the sights! get bored in minutes!

    Cruis'n USA

    Rated on February 01, 2009 by Wootex

    Cruise the USA! see the sights! get bored in minutes!

    Cruis'n USA's most distinguishing feature is that it's pretty hard to spell. It's a racing game. In the sense that, there are some cars in it, and they race, which qualifies as a type of game. But not...

    2 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    If Kojima is going to keep making games like this, he better get better at making movies.

    Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (Platinum)

    Rated on February 01, 2009 by Wootex

    If Kojima is going to keep making games like this, he better get better at making movies.

    Somewhere out in there in the world of metaphorical pretentiousness, there is a line. It's invisible. I'm not sure where it's located. I'm not even sure where the point where you cross it is. I am sur...

    5 out of 11 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.6
    The sheer joy that Die Hard Trilogy  takes in the merciless slaughter of human beings makes it endlessly entertaining.

    Die Hard Trilogy

    Rated on June 12, 2007 by Wootex

    The sheer joy that Die Hard Trilogy takes in the merciless slaughter of human beings makes it endlessly entertaining.

    Even in Grand Theft Auto, a game that has been often pointed out for its violence, there are consequences for killing countless innocents. Die Hard Trilogy has little or no consequences for this killi...

    3 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6.4
    Every aspect of Fable, from the shallow combat and small linear world to the customization...feels confining.

    Fable

    Rated on May 11, 2007 by Wootex

    Every aspect of Fable, from the shallow combat and small linear world to the customization...feels confining.

    Fable was announced for the Xbox, a system which has a single digit number of worthwhile RPGs. Because of this, Lionhead Studios was able to develop hype and make Fable look like it would be both inno...

    15 out of 35 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.4
    At its best, Brothers in Arms is incredibly fun, it's too bad that it is not at its best more often.

    Brothers in Arms: Road to Hill 30

    Rated on April 11, 2007 by Wootex

    At its best, Brothers in Arms is incredibly fun, it's too bad that it is not at its best more often.

    Brothers in Arms: Road to Hill 30 does an excellent job combining intense shooter gameplay with well integrated strategic elements. For most of the game, you are forced to use your squads to suppress ...

    2 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 4.8
    Enter the circle, young grasshopper, and I will lay out for you the path you must follow to become a martial arts master

    The Karate Kid

    Rated on March 26, 2007 by Wootex

    Enter the circle, young grasshopper, and I will lay out for you the path you must follow to become a martial arts master

    First, young grasshopper, you must win a karate tournament against four clones in different colored gis. Remember the old adage of the ancient masters &quot;Kick your foe and they will walk right towa...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.1
    Sam and Max is One of the funniest and wittiest games ever, but the gameplay isn't always quite as fun as the humor .

    Sam & Max Hit the Road

    Rated on March 21, 2007 by Wootex

    Sam and Max is One of the funniest and wittiest games ever, but the gameplay isn't always quite as fun as the humor .

    I saw the Sam and Max T.V. Show a couple times when I was younger and I think that almost all of the strange humor, satire and parody went over my head; however I still found the characters endearing ...

    2 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.4
    Out of this World's amazing achievements far outweigh any of its problems.

    Out of This World

    Rated on March 21, 2007 by Wootex

    Out of this World's amazing achievements far outweigh any of its problems.

    It is not an exaggeration to say that Out of This World was the most cinematic console game ever made at the time of its release and for about five years after (until the Playstation). This fact mak...

    11 out of 11 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7.8
    Uniracers places fun and accessibility over complicated gameplay, which is both a good and bad thing.

    Uniracers

    Rated on March 21, 2007 by Wootex

    Uniracers places fun and accessibility over complicated gameplay, which is both a good and bad thing.

    Uniracers makes an excellent first impression, the game boots up with some rampaging guitar licks and the ability to select from a bunch of hilariously named unicycles. Once you begin playing, you see...

    2 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7.8
    Maui Mallard in Cold Shadow  is an excellent addition to any SNES collection.

    Disney's Donald in Maui Mallard

    Rated on March 21, 2007 by Wootex

    Maui Mallard in Cold Shadow is an excellent addition to any SNES collection.

    Maui Mallard was released very late in the SNES's life, so it is not surprising that the game is not particularly well known. However, it is a lot of fun and is well worth finding and buying if you ar...

    2 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7.5
    Dynamite Headdy is full of superb platforming action, but the difficulty is too unforgiving to make it a true classic.

    Dynamite Headdy

    Rated on March 21, 2007 by Wootex

    Dynamite Headdy is full of superb platforming action, but the difficulty is too unforgiving to make it a true classic.

    Dynamite Headdy is a game by Treasure, a company famous for making really high quality games that push their system to its limits. They are also famous for making really hard games. Dynamite Headdy is...

    2 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6.9
    If you have an itchy trigger finger, Dead to Rights should keep it satisfied for a little while.

    Dead to Rights

    Rated on March 21, 2007 by Wootex

    If you have an itchy trigger finger, Dead to Rights should keep it satisfied for a little while.

    Dead to Rights is a fairly generic game. For pretty much your entire eight to ten hours through the game, you will be shooting or beating thousands upon thousands of nameless thugs. It is a testament...

    3 out of 5 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7.9
    Jak 3 features very well done and  varied gameplay, but no single aspect of it is particularly memorable or impressive.

    Jak 3

    Rated on March 21, 2007 by Wootex

    Jak 3 features very well done and varied gameplay, but no single aspect of it is particularly memorable or impressive.

    The PS2 is approaching the end of its life. This means that it is a perfect time to track down some great games you might have missed when they first came out. Jak 3 is an ideal game for this. No aspe...

    3 out of 11 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.1
    The creative and humorous situations and levels in Psychonauts make up for the uninspired and sometimes boring gameplay.

    Psychonauts

    Rated on March 21, 2007 by Wootex

    The creative and humorous situations and levels in Psychonauts make up for the uninspired and sometimes boring gameplay.

    In 2005, you couldn't find a video game website or magazine that wasn't touting the quality of Psychonauts and pointing the finger of blame squarely at the consumers for not buying it. The editors of ...

    4 out of 10 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9.2
    Battletoads is a wacky action game that has all the makings of one of the best games ever, but it has a few problems.

    Battletoads

    Rated on March 15, 2007 by Wootex

    Battletoads is a wacky action game that has all the makings of one of the best games ever, but it has a few problems.

    Battletoads is the only game I have ever played where each level is completely different from the one before it, this game has the most varied levels of any game ever. . This game looks excellen...

    5 out of 6 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.7
    This Game is so quirky and creative I can't help but love it.

    Earthworm Jim 2

    Rated on March 15, 2007 by Wootex

    This Game is so quirky and creative I can't help but love it.

    Nowadays, most games seem to blend into each other with their &quot;edgy&quot; or free roaming gameplay. Earthworm Jim 2 is a game that displays the enthusiasm for originality of yesteryear. . I'll...

    4 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 4.6
    The most entertaining thing about the Combatribes is how ridiculously generic it is.

    The Combatribes

    Rated on March 15, 2007 by Wootex

    The most entertaining thing about the Combatribes is how ridiculously generic it is.

    The Combatribes is a beat em up where you can select the powerful but slow guy, the fast and weak guy, or the balanced guy. As one of these characters, you go from level to level beating up thugs from...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7.7
    Vice Project Doom is everything you could want in an action game for the NES.

    Gun-Dec

    Rated on March 15, 2007 by Wootex

    Vice Project Doom is everything you could want in an action game for the NES.

    Vice Project Doom, looks, sounds and plays very similar to the Ninja Gaiden Trilogy for NES, however, it is quite a bit better overall than any of those games. The game makes a hard-boiled detective ...

    3 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.3
    Contra 3 is proof that games don't need to be complex to be completely awesome.

    Contra Spirits

    Rated on March 15, 2007 by Wootex

    Contra 3 is proof that games don't need to be complex to be completely awesome.

    Contra 3 is a spectacular action game and no Super Nintendo owner should be without it. It provides many of the most impressive and memorable levels and moments in video game history. . ...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.8
    Genesis 6-Pak is the best game you can get for your Sega Genesis.

    6-Pak

    Rated on March 15, 2007 by Wootex

    Genesis 6-Pak is the best game you can get for your Sega Genesis.

    The Sega Genesis is home to alot of really great games. All of the Sonic the Hedgehog games are classic and there are at least a dozen or so other excellent platformers and shooters available. The one...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6.9
    The Revenge of Shinobi puts lots of emphasis on being awesome, but not quite enough emphasis on being fun.

    The Super Shinobi

    Rated on March 15, 2007 by Wootex

    The Revenge of Shinobi puts lots of emphasis on being awesome, but not quite enough emphasis on being fun.

    In many ways, In The Revenge of Shinobi was ahead of its time for 1988. Today, all games work hard to try and make each character and move in the game seem stylish and cool and to really make the play...

    1 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6
    Though Hogan's Alley doesn't have any depth or ambition, it still has a lot of old fashioned charm and re playability.

    Hogan's Alley

    Rated on March 15, 2007 by Wootex

    Though Hogan's Alley doesn't have any depth or ambition, it still has a lot of old fashioned charm and re playability.

    People have fond memories of the NES Zapper. With the duo of Duck Hunt and Hogan's Alley out there, why not? Hogan's Alley may not be deep at all by today's standards, but it still has a lot of novelt...

    3 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.3
    Donkey Kong 64 is a huge game; a bit too huge for its own good.

    Donkey Kong 64

    Rated on March 15, 2007 by Wootex

    Donkey Kong 64 is a huge game; a bit too huge for its own good.

    After the success of Mario 64, a huge quantity of 3-D platformers were released for the Nintendo 64. They all generally relied on making you complete a variety of goals throughout a level to collect ...

    5 out of 7 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5.4
    Bubsy could have been a classic, but some really bad gameplay decisions make it a pretty lousy experiance overall.

    Yamaneko Bubsy no Daibouken

    Rated on March 14, 2007 by Wootex

    Bubsy could have been a classic, but some really bad gameplay decisions make it a pretty lousy experiance overall.

    Oftentimes, people have very fond memories of a game because it seemed fun because they didn't have a general picture of what games should be to compare against. Bubsy is a game that people remember a...

    3 out of 5 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 2.1
    Batman Forever is a hilariously bad game.

    Batman Forever

    Rated on March 14, 2007 by Wootex

    Batman Forever is a hilariously bad game.

    Batman is cool, Mortal Kombat is cool also, I guess this was what inspired this game. Batman Forever is a game where you walk from left to right and beat up thugs with creative names like &quot;mad Mi...

    3 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 1.5
    Though the Battleship board game can provide some entertainment, the video game can not.

    Battleship

    Rated on March 14, 2007 by Wootex

    Though the Battleship board game can provide some entertainment, the video game can not.

    It is weird that Battleship (the board game) has enjoyed the success that it has because it is pretty much a game based on guessing random numbers. Any enjoyment that is derived from the game depends ...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7.8
    Biker Mice From Mars stands out as one of the best racing games on the Super Nintendo.

    Biker Mice From Mars

    Rated on March 14, 2007 by Wootex

    Biker Mice From Mars stands out as one of the best racing games on the Super Nintendo.

    Biker Mice From Mars was a cartoon show that maybe some people watched, I didn't, so I can't tell you if it was any good, however, I can tell you about the game, it is very good. The graphics and soun...

    6 out of 6 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6.6
    Arch Rivals gets old pretty quickly, but it is a lot of fun if you only play it every once in a while.

    Arch Rivals: A Basket Brawl!

    Rated on March 14, 2007 by Wootex

    Arch Rivals gets old pretty quickly, but it is a lot of fun if you only play it every once in a while.

    Before NBA Jam, there was Arch Rivals. This game is an absolutely crazy 2-on- 2 basketball game. As in any basketball game, you can pass or shoot on offense. The real enjoyable gameplay of this game i...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 1.7
    Revolution X doesn't have anything worthwhile to offer anybody.

    Revolution X

    Rated on March 14, 2007 by Wootex

    Revolution X doesn't have anything worthwhile to offer anybody.

    In Revolution X: &quot;Music is the Weapon&quot;. At least the game tries to make you think so, because, I guess it sounds cool and they needed some way to tie in Aerosmith (in hopes of giving this ga...

    4 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.1
    Despite the fact that the story only feels half-done, FFX brings you closer to its characters than any game before it.

    Final Fantasy X (Mega Hits!)

    Rated on March 14, 2007 by Wootex

    Despite the fact that the story only feels half-done, FFX brings you closer to its characters than any game before it.

    The Final Fantasy games are the very definition of &quot;epic&quot;. Since the forth installment, the games have placed a focus on giving you a long, memorable story and characters to carry you throug...

    4 out of 9 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6.1
    Zoop has solid and unique puzzle gameplay, but it suffers from a lack of modes to keep the game fresh.

    Zoop

    Rated on March 14, 2007 by Wootex

    Zoop has solid and unique puzzle gameplay, but it suffers from a lack of modes to keep the game fresh.

    Puzzle games that try to be different are worth checking out. There are so many puzzle games that have the same sort of vertical window where you try to match up balls or blocks of the same colors. If...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 4.5
    Tiger-Heli doesn't even attempt anything that would make it stand out from any of the other shooters on the NES.

    Tiger-Heli

    Rated on March 14, 2007 by Wootex

    Tiger-Heli doesn't even attempt anything that would make it stand out from any of the other shooters on the NES.

    Games need to do more than have passable gameplay to be worth your or my time. They need to have some other aspect that compels you to play them as opposed to the countless other similar games out the...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.