@jenovaschilld: Best of all, it allowed me to keep playing while using the phone to call in sick to work.

This is how you know you're a non-casual gamer. SALUTE!

@steamaddict: Dude is small enough to be an elf. I think it fits.

@yukushi: Santa is not real.

@esqueejy: Magnifico reply

@DVONvX: He was against violence in videogames because he was for violence in real life.

Our politicians, religious leaders and heads of mega-corporations are all in the same bed and are all monsters.

They prey on your innocence by luring you into the church and taking advantage of you.

They seek to rule over you while being immoral and act above the same laws they themselves push on you.

They aim to keep you forever pursuing a better life by paying them for a subpar product.