User Reviews & Ratings

Average Score 7.65/10

Total of 17 user reviews spread across 17 releases

  1. 10
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  2. 9
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  3. 8
    (4)
  4. 7
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  5. 6
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  6. 5
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  7. 4
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  • User Rating 9
    Grove Street for Life Homie!

    Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

    Rated on October 10, 2013 by Telaphone

    Grove Street for Life Homie!

    These days nostalgia for the early '90s is almost as strong as it was for the '80s. There is certainly a lot to remember about that era. The grunge and gangster rap movement was strong, Teenage Mutant...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7
    The Segment They Didn't Teach In Your US History Class

    Assassin's Creed III

    Rated on August 05, 2013 by Telaphone

    The Segment They Didn't Teach In Your US History Class

    It's time to hop back in the Animus with Desmond and friends in the newest installment of the Assassin's Creed series, Assassin's Creed III. The game is a mixed bag. It includes some things you'd expe...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    A Bit of Italian Mixed With Turkey

    Assassin's Creed: Revelations

    Rated on June 02, 2013 by Telaphone

    A Bit of Italian Mixed With Turkey

    In this episode of Assassin's Creed we find out what happened to Desmond after the major cliffhanger of the previous game. We also find out what happens to Ezio and what has happened to Altair after t...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9
    Rome Wasn't Built in a... Well You Know the Rest

    Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (Auditore Edition)

    Rated on December 26, 2012 by Telaphone

    Rome Wasn't Built in a... Well You Know the Rest

    If you haven't played Assassin's Creed yet you are missing out on an entertaining series. Assassin's Creed Brotherhood is the sequel to Assassin's Creed II so if you haven't gotten around to playing A...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9.5
    Black holes and cheerios

    Portal 2

    Rated on August 30, 2012 by Telaphone

    Black holes and cheerios

    If you never played Portal in 2007 then you missed out on one of the most mind-bending and humorous games from that era. In fact if you didn't play the first portal you should probably stop reading th...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 4
    Delivers on killing but stays out of the zone.

    Killzone

    Rated on February 21, 2012 by Telaphone

    Delivers on killing but stays out of the zone.

    At some point during the Playstation 2's never ending life-cycle Sony decided that they needed to hop on the rising popularity of console first person shooters with a FPS of their own. Their main comp...

    1 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9
    Changing History One Game at A Time

    Assassin's Creed II

    Rated on February 14, 2011 by Telaphone

    Changing History One Game at A Time

    In 2007 Assassin's Creed was a much anticipated game that met mixed criticism. It felt like the building blocks were there but the pieces never really fell into place. It was a good starting point for...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    Hot Times in the Middle East

    Assassin's Creed

    Rated on December 03, 2010 by Telaphone

    Hot Times in the Middle East

    Very few games take place in 1100 AD. In fact I can only think of one game that does, Assassin's Creed. The setting alone makes Assassin's Creed a very special game, but other than that the game is a ...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 10
    Bungie gives the fans something to remember them by.

    Halo: Reach

    Rated on November 24, 2010 by Telaphone

    Bungie gives the fans something to remember them by.

    Halo Reach is the 5th game in the Halo universe. It is a prequel that sets up the events leading up to the first Halo. This is also the last Halo game that Bungie will develop. With Bungie's final far...

    1 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9
    A Very Special Episode

    Alan Wake

    Rated on August 29, 2010 by Telaphone

    A Very Special Episode

    A dense fog dwells in the darkness. It shrouds the landscape. A crow cries out but the fog is more audible than the bird. Out of the gloom a figure emerges. It has only one goal in mind, to lop off yo...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    Laura is Back With A New Coat of Paint

    Tomb Raider: Anniversary

    Rated on May 24, 2010 by Telaphone

    Laura is Back With A New Coat of Paint

    In 1996 gamers were introduced to Laura Croft and the Tomb Raider series. Eleven years and one developer later Tomb Raider Anniversary was released as a celebration of the series. The game isn't just ...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 3
    A colorful name for a drab title.

    Spectral Force 3: Innocent Rage

    Rated on March 13, 2010 by Telaphone

    A colorful name for a drab title.

    Spectral Force 3 is a strategy role-playing game developed by Idea Factory and published by Atlus. It is hard to believe this game was brought out in 2008 (2006 in Japan) because it is so behind the c...

    0 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    The Force Unleashed is a rowdy romp through space with great story and satisfying gameplay.

    Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

    Rated on October 21, 2009 by Telaphone

    The Force Unleashed is a rowdy romp through space with great story and satisfying gameplay.

    When one reads the title "Star Wars: The Force Unleashed" they can expect two things. The game will be set in the Star Wars universe and that you will unleash the force on some imperial scum. What mig...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9
    A trip to a run down hotel was never this exciting before.

    Hotel Dusk: Room 215

    Rated on January 12, 2009 by Telaphone

    A trip to a run down hotel was never this exciting before.

    Sometimes a game comes around that isn't big on people's radar but once it is played it will knock your teeth out. Hotel Dusk is one such game. The game isn't big and flashy but it has it's own sense ...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7
    The redheaded stepchild of X-Com

    Rebelstar: Tactical Command

    Rated on December 07, 2008 by Telaphone

    The redheaded stepchild of X-Com

    Rebelstar: Tactical Command is a turn-based strategy game from the creator of X-Com UFO Defense. It is like X-Com in many ways but is it's own game. However, it is so similar they are hard to not com...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5
    In the future robots won't make you cooler.

    Front Mission 4

    Rated on July 28, 2008 by Telaphone

    In the future robots won't make you cooler.

    In the not so distant future wars are fought with armored mechs, or "Wanzers." In this game you get to see what these Wanzers can do firsthand as you will be fighting many a battle with them. The real...

    0 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7
    A videogame for those who like it doggy-style

    Dog's Life

    Rated on June 13, 2005 by Telaphone

    A videogame for those who like it doggy-style

    Are you tired of having an upright humanoid protagonist to play as in your video games? Well [i]Dog's Life[/i] could be for you. In this game you play as a dog named Jake. You are on a search for your...

    4 out of 4 found this review helpful.