women: we want to go to work at jobs! men: alright, you can help build this building women: we can't lift that! we're just women! men: alright then, but you'll get paid less Women: unfair! it's not our fault we can lift only 1/3 of what men can! men: but... it takes three women to do what a man could do... women: sexist pig! court: pay up. men: fine.
woman: ::hits man:: haha you can't hit me man: why not? woman: because i'm weak and frail. man: so women are weak and frail? woman: sexist pig! man: bleh
army: it's war, you have to go to war now man: but i don't want to army: i've called your draft number man: but... woman: haha. man: hey! how come she doesn't have to go to war? army: she's a woman, she's too weak. man: women are too weak! woman: sexist pig!
man: could you wash this load of laundry for me? woman: what, you think this is the 50s? can't you do that yourself? it's the future; we're equals now! you have to treat me equally!
woman: ahhh there's a mouse! ahhhh man: :: sigh:: alright, i've got it.
woman: i can't assemble this thing i bought, could you do it for me? man: fine, i will woman: thank you!
man: hey, could you cook me this for dinner? woman: i'm not your slave! we're equals!
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