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@emperiox @koospetoors What the **** did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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@PSYCO-CRY- HURRAY EA IS GOING TO KILL ME FOREVER

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@BraollusBeBack It's not that COD was better back in the day, it's that it has always been dumb and has remained that way, yet people buy every iteration of it, even though the only new thing about the next call of duty is that your multiplayer level goes back to 1 so you have grind your shit all over again

As for ME, it's not about the game, it's about the comment 'We're trying to get a wider audience'. This is NEVER a good sign, unless you're a fratbro or a 12 yo with an ADD. Look at how well that phrase worked on Hitman 5, look at how well that phrase worked on DA2, look at how well that phrase worked on every other streamlined crap that's been edited to attract a new audience, while neglecting the old one.


Next thing we'll see is Total war being 'casualized' and made in a 3rd person shooter to attract a wider audience.