Alright, look. I have a friend who is probably the biggest dope when it comes to myths and legends. He believes in so much crap I find it hard to believe he's sane. Then I start noticing others, even on GS, being foolish as well. Allow me to clarify some legends:
Loch Ness Monster isn't real.
Sasquatch isn't real.
Zombies don't exist.
Notorious BIG? Also DEAD.
Vampires = nonexistant.
JFK was not shot by someone on that grassy knoll.
The moon landing is real.
Aliens? Don't get me started.
AIDS was not distributed by the gov't to the black community.
9/11 was done by terrorists, and it wasn't a plot by Bush.
Criss Angel's "magic" is too easy to figure out.
Mysterious "Knights Templar" treasure? Also nonexistant.
The Virgin Mary? Not possible, okay?
Hitler did in fact die by committing suicide back in 1945.
Bush is not an idiot, just has a problem with articulating his thoughts into words. Deal with it.
Columbus didn't actually discover America, but rather an island. Hispaniola (thanks finalfan!)
Area 51? Nope.
Chances are Jesus wasn't black. Hell, he probably wasn't white either. He lived in the middle east, over 2000 yrs ago...
Crack wasn't distributed by the gov't to the black community.
Earth will never experience a Utopian society, ever.
Kurt Cobain did kill himself. Sorry, but Courtney Love didn't put a hit on him (can't believe I forgot this one!)
Well, I certainly hope that clears things up for ya. Any thoughts, questions, or criticism feel free to say.