You guys probably all have facebooks. what are your names? lol
I have been so busy lately so i havent had the time to log on here.
I've had school band ractice and i'm mentoring kids in saxophone and my ap class demands alot of attention.
anyweay how have you guys been?
This is a poem i made a while back. everyone said it was good so i thought i would psot it on here.
I am among the usual faces.
I can be in the craziest places.
I can say what you want to hear.
Even if you don't look I'm always near.
You can use me how you want.
Even when you need someone to taunt.
Then another person comes along and I'm forgotten.
All the good things that came from me are unspoken.
I contact you to talk, but to no avail.
I want to meet you, and your absence is an assail.
It seems like you are being pulled away from me.
But I lack the resources to set you free
From the grasp of the thing that's taken you away.
At the same time i lack the voice to say
"Stop, come back, what happened to you?"
Then I'm stuck here wondering what to do.
I cant be seen even if i want to be.
I try to talk and other people don't hear me.
So now i stare off the coast
And exist as a living ghost.
Been Kinda busy lately. sorry i have'nt been active for so long.
One day a drunk man told the bartender, "I'll bet you $100 that I can bite my right eye." The bartender grinned and said, "Okay, you drunk." The drunk pulled out his right fake eye and bit it.
After more drinks the drunk said, "I bet you $200 I can bite my left eye." The bartender knew it could not be fake, so he said, "Okay." The drunk pulled out his dentures and bit his left eye. The bartender, by now was really mad.
After a few more drinks, the drunk said, "I'll bet you $500 that if you slide a shot glass down the bar, I can hop on each stool and pee in it without getting a drop on your bar." The bartender knew he could not do it so he said okay. The bartender slid the shot glass as fast as he could. The drunk jumped on stools and peed all over the bar. The bartender jumped up and screamed in joy because he won $500.
In the back he heard, a man yelling in frustration. He asked the man why. The man replied, "That drunk fool bet me $1000 that he can pee on your bar and you would be happy about it!"
oh and here's a picture that made laugh.
Newest joke. and sorry i havent been that active lately. i'll try to be more active from now on lol.
Well this isnt exactly a joke but its from this site called the darwin awards, which deals in odd ,and sometime funny, deaths.
(1 November 2009, Belgium) Police received a desperate call from a man who had been attacked on a motorway near the town of Liege. When the policemen arrived, they found Thierry B., 37, lying dead on the ground, his body stabbed, his car burning. Witnesses had seen a big truck driving away.
But there was no evidence of fighting or struggling around the body--only the knife wounds on his shoulder and neck. Puzzled, inspectors analysed Thierry's cell phone calls. He had recently reconnected with an old friend, a fact that intrigued Inspector Clouseau. I mean, Commissioner Lamoque. Childhood friend, lost sight of for ten years, back in touch? Lamoque asked the 42-year-old friend in for a chat about the roadside aggression.
Turns out the dead man was aggrieved regarding insurance money he felt was owed, but never paid, after his restaurant burned two years before. He had asked his old friend to bring him a knife and a jerrycan of fuel, and leave him alone on the motorway: a man with a plan to get the insurance money one way or another.
The "victim" then set his car on fire, called police, and stabbed himself, accidentally cutting an artery in his own neck. By the time his simulated act of violence was over, he was over too, face against the ground ten yards from his burned car. Roll credits on this little drama.
I was walking home yesterday and this man came up to me. He asked me to call him an ambulance. Turns out he was hit by a car and the people just drove off. So i called the ambulance and the POLICE came within 4 minutes. When the Ambulance came they asked him where he was hurt and when it happened. Reasonable questions that'll help them figure out who did it. The man said the car was a white suburban (they figured out it was an SUV) and the cop asked one of the stupidest questions in that kind of situation.
"Do you know how many white suburbans there are in Springfield?" I stood there thinking "How in the world is that relevant to the situation? Who's going to know that?"
It led me to think they thought he was faking. Who would fake being hit by a car to get into a hospital?
Anyway the guy i called an ambulance for was really grateful. He thanked me at least 8 times.
One thing you probably don't know about me is that i want to learn how to play guitar.
i have ever since i was 13 but recently i've really been focusing on getting one.
one guitar i would like to own one day is a les paul from gibson
particularly this one or something that looks like it.
My 23rd joke. about time i posted a new one.
Guess How Many Sheep
There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.
So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.
Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.
The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.
"You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.
Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.
She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.
She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"
The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."
my mom revived an old computer and got an Internet connection so I'm back on.
im sorry i havent been active lately. my computer died. im at the library right now but my mom is trying to revive an old computer so i could be back. but idk.