User Reviews & Ratings

Average Score 6.09/10

Total of 105 user ratings spread across 105 releases

  1. 10
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  2. 9
    (4)
  3. 8
    (11)
  4. 7
    (17)
  5. 6
    (22)
  6. 5
    (37)
  7. 4
    (8)
  8. 3
    (5)
  9. 2
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  10. 1
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  • Rating:9
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    Mario Kart 8

  • Rating:10
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    Super Mario Galaxy

  • Review Score:8
    Don't hit the brakes at the Finish LINE

    Mario Kart 7

    Don't hit the brakes at the Finish LINE

    I don't drink anymore. Well, almost never. I'm not exactly sure why I stopped. If I had to point my finger at something I'd probably point it at the fact that I've also stopped "going out." There's no point anymore. I'd ... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:8
    Don't hit the brakes at the Finish LINE

    Mario Kart 7

    Don't hit the brakes at the Finish LINE

    I don't drink anymore. Well, almost never. I'm not exactly sure why I stopped. If I had to point my finger at something I'd probably point it at the fact that I've also stopped "going out." There's no point anymore. I'd ... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:8
    Dont

    Mario Kart 7

    Dont

    I don't drink anymore. Well, almost never. I'm not exactly sure why I stopped. If I had to point my finger at something I'd probably point it at the fact that I've also stopped "going out." There's no point anymore... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:8
    Plumbing is where the Money's at

    Super Mario 3D Land

    Plumbing is where the Money's at

    Talking about the past is a hit or miss. I'd rather avoid it all together. I was on a date last night and she wanted to know about everything. Does it matter? I'm here in front of you babe. What you see is what you get.M... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:3
    Knacking for A Better Day

    Knack

    Knacking for A Better Day

    I work as a technician and as a technician you tend to notice the quality of other technicians work. Were the cables wired and managed properly, the equipment set level, cuts made precise or sloppy. Things like that. I b... Read Full Review

    3 of 8 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:5
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    Batman: Arkham Origins

  • Review Score:5
    Batman will Spank it around town

    Batman: Arkham Origins

    Batman will Spank it around town

    Sometimes when I get sick I feel the need to head into the bathroom to dump out my illness. My mom come looking for me if I take too long. Just leave me alone, I tell her, this is my time with the toilet.I feel Batman: A... Read Full Review

    2 of 3 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:5

    Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

  • Review Score:5
    A Massive [Boring] Experience Smothered All Over Your Face

    Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (Platinum)

    A Massive [Boring] Experience Smothered All Over Your Face

    In the land before time, video games had a hard time being boring. Even then when a game wasn't exactly good, it was still tough to really go ahead and call that game particularly boring. We more just labeled it as so... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:5

    Spec Ops: The Line

  • Review Score:5
    Average Joe Wants His Averageness Back

    Spec Ops: The Line

    Average Joe Wants His Averageness Back

    Sometimes you start something and you can't finish it. Maybe that something is some crappy chinese food, maybe it's a boring movie, maybe that something is high school. While I did finish high school (thank god) there ... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:6
    Bro's Don't Leave Home Without It

    Grand Theft Auto V

    Bro's Don't Leave Home Without It

    (A small review of the most overrated game of the generation) Getting from here to there can be a drag, especially if you're an unmotivated twat like myself. I took for granted how nice my last apartments location wa... Read Full Review

    7 of 10 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:5.5

    Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Blacklist

  • Review Score:5.5
    It Doesn't Work So Well in the Dark

    Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Blacklist

    It Doesn't Work So Well in the Dark

    I typically watch the person cooking, then eat what the person who was cooking cooked. I cheer them on a long the way and every now and then say the obligatory, "You need any help?" Then they say no and I go back to ma... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:3.5
    Stuck Inside The Fence of "What the Hell is This Crap?"

    The Bureau: XCOM Declassified

    Stuck Inside The Fence of "What the Hell is This Crap?"

    Getting to a movie theater early is nice but then you got to figure out what to do with yourself until the trailers start. Maybe there's some interesting Ads on the screen and some trivia but that crap doesn't cut it. ... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:3.5

    The Bureau: XCOM Declassified

  • Rating:5

    inFamous 2

  • Review Score:5
    What's For Show Ain't Always Pho Sho!

    inFamous 2

    What's For Show Ain't Always Pho Sho!

    For show. A lot of things I purchase are for show. Sure they hold some other purpose but that just comes with the territory. I buy some new pants. They have to look good. Sure they keep my legs and crotch warm but ... Read Full Review

    0 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:8
    You'll Get Hooked Like a Big Tuna If You're Not Careful.

    Rogue Legacy

    You'll Get Hooked Like a Big Tuna If You're Not Careful.

    I'll tell you some of what I can see right now: This computer, my neighbor's nice, clean backyard next to my pile of junk backyard, this mornings cereal bowl, a jar of opened salsa, a banana peel, and a container of TUM... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:4

    DuckTales Remastered

  • Review Score:4
    Super Duper Quack Sauce

    DuckTales Remastered

    Super Duper Quack Sauce

    There's nothing better than going to your go to. I don't know what your favorite pizza spot is but I know you got one. Come game day, the day you invite all your pals over for a full day of solid gaming, you know you'r... Read Full Review

    0 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:5
    Beef Jerky in a Strawberry-Banana Shake

    Gunpoint

    Beef Jerky in a Strawberry-Banana Shake

    Something about fat people. I mean, there's nothing wrong with them, obviously. But when you become close friends with them they sort of try to get you to eat the junk they're eating. Not like they're not trying to be... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:9

    Knytt Underground

  • Review Score:9
    Kyntt Underground might not keep the doctor away, but it will make you forget about that appointment you had

    Knytt Underground

    Kyntt Underground might not keep the doctor away, but it will make you forget about that appointment you had

    Rarely am I punctual with the things I got to do, though I tell people different. Especially on my resume. Oh that. You need that done? No problem. ASAP you say? No problem. I'll get that done. As soon as I finis... Read Full Review

    0 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:8.5
    Things We Return to in Link, I mean Life.

    The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap

    Things We Return to in Link, I mean Life.

    There a lot of things I return to in life because I know I'm going to like them. Pasta. I absolutely love pasta. Eat that stuff whenever I can. Electronic music. It's great at dance bars, great while working out and... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:4.5

    Just Cause 2

  • Review Score:4.5
    You'd have better control of pancake batter on a hot summer day

    Just Cause 2

    You'd have better control of pancake batter on a hot summer day

    I'm pretty sure I'm in control of my life. Though I'm not entirely too sure. My job sort of rules me. Must get the work related stuff done first or I don't get my paycheck. Without the paycheck I live on the street. ... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:5.5

    Tomb Raider

  • Review Score:5.5
    It's Not Good But You Can Still Have a Wank

    Tomb Raider (The Final Hours Edition)

    It's Not Good But You Can Still Have a Wank

    I've had terrible gas lately. Farting everywhere I go. I think it has something to do with my diet. To spin this whole situation into a more positive note I've gotten really good at the whole "Pull My Finger" gag. My... Read Full Review

    0 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:5.5
    You pull out a weed, find a girthy carrot and before you know it, dinner plans have changed.

    Orcs Must Die! 2

    You pull out a weed, find a girthy carrot and before you know it, dinner plans have changed.

    So I get in bad moods sometimes when things don't go my way. Sometimes in the morning I'll be all happy and skippy like a boy with a yo-yo but then all of a sudden something will tick me off (like some chick hanging aro... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:5

    Metro: Last Light (Limited Edition)

  • Review Score:5
    This Nazi Outback Steakhouse Just Farted.  Want to Go There?

    Metro: Last Light (Limited Edition)

    This Nazi Outback Steakhouse Just Farted. Want to Go There?

    My roommate watches a lot of TV. I mean, a lot. He DVR's pretty much everything. He'll tell me one show is good, but it's just like every other television program. It sucks. He swears by a lot of shows though. He r... Read Full Review

    0 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:6.5
    We've all had it before, just not this far past the expiration date.

    Darksiders II

    We've all had it before, just not this far past the expiration date.

    There's a coin-up laundry about a 30 second walk from my apartment, that's where I do my clothes. Wash and Dry. A girl I'd been sleeping with came in with me once. As I was about to throw in some white shirts with the... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:6.5

    Darksiders II

  • Review Score:4.5
    After living 15 years alone in a straightjacket, you're the first girl it came across

    Retro City Rampage

    After living 15 years alone in a straightjacket, you're the first girl it came across

    I wonder if somene had been working on designing a candle that burned longer when Edison released the light bulb. Probably. Thinking up the concept of electricity is hard enough, but pulling the parts together and maki... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:6.5

    The Last of Us

  • Review Score:6.5
    Your mom wrapped up your favorite game for christmas and gave it to you again.

    The Last of Us

    Your mom wrapped up your favorite game for christmas and gave it to you again.

    I've never been one of those people that can go to the supermarket and stock-up on groceries. Someone who can just walk into a supermarket and drop two hundered bones on food for a few weeks. One reason I probably don'... Read Full Review

    4 of 6 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:8.5
    There's No Time To Scratch Your Butt

    Dark Souls

    There's No Time To Scratch Your Butt

    I was addicted to watching movies. I couldn't stop. Probably watched a thousand flicks in three years alone. Then I stopped. Done. Shut myself off. Not because I didn't have the time to keep watching or because I o... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful