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Top 5 Skyrim Mods of the Week - Dragon Age in Skyrim!

Dammit Morrigan, this is why Kevin doesn't keep company. He doesn't work well with others - never has. One time he tried having a friend. That friend was Mitch. Poor old Mitch.

In the end all they found of him was part of a foot and something that could have once passed as an ear. The rest was mist. So fine had Kevin destroyed him that he turned into an actual fog. That really happened.

To Thedas!

Top 5 Skyrim Mods of the Week - Kratos Nails Corpses

"God of War" is actually a pretty specific title. Kevin was offered it once, but turned it down for being "too niche". He wanted "God of Pain", but the God of Job Titles didn't have it as an option. So Kevin killed the God of Job Titles, stole all his stuff, burned his home, and flipped off his pets.

He made up some business cards so folks would know who killed their relatives.

VOTE FOR THE GOD OF PAIN

Top 5 Skyrim Mods of the Week - Robo Dog Pet

Kevin couldn't live in the world of Fantasia. Not with all those LUCK DRAGONS flying around. Wonder where Falkor was? Dead is where. Kevin will not suffer a dragon to live, lucky or otherwise.

He's totally on board with The Nothing, though. It's the only malevolent force that he truly gets. He tried Buddhism for a while, but ultimately he found peace by the sword.

TURN AROUND LOOK AT WHAT YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Top 5 Skyrim Mods of the Week - Dragon Nests & Baby Dragons!

Hunting dragons has always appealed to Kevin, but lately it's losing it's appeal. The reason is simple - all the dragons have hatched. You see, with all the dragon mating, the eggs are just yielding baby dragons. Before though? Dragon omelettes for breakfast. Every day.

Have you had a dragon omelette? Of course you haven't. It's so rich in iron that it will make your liver physically melt. But with a little mammoth cheese crumbled on top? MMM mmm!

I'LL TAKE MINE WITH ONIONS! WHOLE ONIONS!

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