Well one question that I get a lot is, " Are you rich"? Well the answer to that is, NO, I'm not rich. I amsmart though, for every few arcade machines that I buy I sold one or two others to fund that purchase. I buy broken machines, fix them and then sell them for a profit. It is with these profits that I am able to "Make it Rain" at the gentlemen's club. When I say Gentleman's club i really mean strip club.
So you're thinking to yourself "Strip club, strippers cost money and if you're making it rain money that's expensive.". This would be a correct statement for most folks but not for me. While I do spend quite a bit of money on a stripper or two at the club I'm always sure to take them home with me. I let them drink all they want and after we get our freak on and they pass out, I take allof my money back plus theirs out of their purse. I then sustitute it with monopoly money, toilet paper, napkins or even newspaper ads. Before they leave in the morning (after the morning bang) I give them a couple hundred and thank them for the good time. They never suspect me because they clearly remember all the money I gave them at the club and of course the moneyI gave them in the morning. When I next see them at the club they're usually upset with some chick they suspect stole their money. You can use this to your advantage by asking them both back to your place. Banging chicks that are enemies is more fun than throwing a bag full of kittens in a bucket of water, they keep trying to outdo each other until one of both let's you stick them in the brown eye!
So on to some other party tips of mine. In case any of you are wondering how I always have so much booze at my parties well this is how. You find a bum on the street and buy him some food and joke around with him until he thinks you guys are friends, you then tell him how he's so cool you'd like to throw him a party with lots of fine easy chicks. You tell him you have the food and girls lined up but you're low on funds for the booze, you then casually mention that your car is super fast and if you all did a beer run there's no way they could catch you. He'll soon agree and all you have to do is give him a list of what you want, he'll fill up the shopping cart and as soon as he makes it out he'll load up the booze, after he's loaded up most of it and before he finishes you gun the accelerator and take off. He'll be left behind to take the blame.
Just ask some bisnitchez to bring some grub to the party, duh!
If you can't snag your own hoes after all of my wonderful advise then you should do yourself and the world a favor and just jump off a bridge or walk out into traffic or somethin. It's about survival of the fittest not the lamest.
For those that are wondering, I'm not a black guy, I'm just hung like one.
L Dog Diggy - Out
P.S. Say hi to your moms for me. ;)
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