I thought this thread was about Victory Day.

I was going to go out back and pour down some vodka for the glorious troops who liberated Rostov-on-Don and light some trash fires with copies of the Kalevala.

Be afraid!  Afghanistan will burn to the ground!

*note the 300 reference if you didn't get it*

Avast

It's free, and efficient.  It's not that hard to operate, either.  However, some people don't like it, because it does slow down your system a bit, especially during the automatic updates.