User Reviews & Ratings

Average Score 7.57/10

Total of 34 user reviews spread across 34 releases

  1. 10
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  2. 9
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  3. 8
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  4. 7
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  5. 6
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  6. 5
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  7. 4
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  8. 3
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  • User Rating 8.5
    The cutscenes make up for the terrible gameplay and frustrating boss battles.

    Clock Tower 3

    Rated on November 30, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    The cutscenes make up for the terrible gameplay and frustrating boss battles.

    Alyssa is the kind of girl that one would most likely star in a low-budget horror film, and then be the first to fall into the trap and die. She gets a letter from her mom, telling her to stay away fr...

    0 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    Good, but not as great as the classic...

    Super Mario World: Super Mario Bros. 4

    Rated on July 30, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    Good, but not as great as the classic...

    Yeah, we all know the gameplay of a 2D sidescrolling Mario adventure- Race through a straight-forward level filled with enemies and traps, collect every single coin you can find, get powerups to keep ...

    0 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5.5
    Hey, remember the old Conker? No? Well it's better not too....

    Conker's Pocket Tales

    Rated on July 18, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    Hey, remember the old Conker? No? Well it's better not too....

    Conker today is easily known by the intense amounts of blood, random flying body parts across the screen, rodents with overly large and undercovered boobs and a cute little squirrel mascot with a larg...

    2 out of 5 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9.5
    Think of the Sims with a chibi feel and talking animals- A must own for anyone with a DS.

    Animal Crossing: Wild World

    Rated on June 04, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    Think of the Sims with a chibi feel and talking animals- A must own for anyone with a DS.

    The game offers so much to do. Even if the game gets boring, you can't help but play to see what's going to happen. You can play and play non-stop for weeks, then completely forget about it for a mont...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7.5
    Hack and slash, hack and slash... Non stop.

    Drakengard 2

    Rated on June 04, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    Hack and slash, hack and slash... Non stop.

    The game, as you can tell, is a dungeon exploring hack and slash with little brain power needed. The gameplay requires you and a few other team members to make your way through fields covered with cou...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 4
    Only four words can describe this game: A. Piece. Of. Crap.

    Astro Boy: Tetsuwan Atom

    Rated on June 01, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    Only four words can describe this game: A. Piece. Of. Crap.

    The game is a free-roaming adventure game that takes you through Astro Boys world from beggining to end. Too bad the graphice look horrible, and your TV screen looks like it has spit smudged all over ...

    1 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    A great way to pass the time. A fun hack-and-slash leveled out by quality story telling.

    Seiken Densetsu DS: Children of Mana

    Rated on May 30, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    A great way to pass the time. A fun hack-and-slash leveled out by quality story telling.

    The game is highly addictive, and the story is just plain great. If you love Final Fantasy or any other fantasy-adventure-RPG, then this game is a must buy. The soundtrack is just plain awsome, and...

    0 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6
    Poacher!

    Cabela's African Safari

    Rated on May 30, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    Poacher!

    The game is pretty good, for a hunting game. You play the hunter who goes to Africa to get the deadliest trophy you can. The call them the Big Bad 5, or something, and it's you job as a rare collector...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6
    A fun distraction from daily life. For a little while at least.

    Shin Bokujou Monogatari: Pure Innocent Life

    Rated on May 27, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    A fun distraction from daily life. For a little while at least.

    There is a mysterious temple ruin on an ancient island hundreds of years in the future. A legend says that a war was fought between two different races. Now to stop all that from happening again and s...

    2 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    A fun action RPG to pass the time, but that's about it.

    Phantasy Star Universe

    Rated on May 27, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    A fun action RPG to pass the time, but that's about it.

    The action in the game is great for an action RPG, and the weapons look cool. Plus fighting can be enjoying if you can stand repetition. But while fighting is fun, the story is just plain boring. ...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6.5
    To much like the last 2, but yet the worst in the series.

    Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock

    Rated on May 25, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    To much like the last 2, but yet the worst in the series.

    For people who played Guitar Hero 1 or 2, you may be surprised how boring a sequal this is and how it is just a remake of the last ones. It's fun for the first time through, then gets boring and al...

    0 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9.5
    The insanity continues in the sequel to an already crazy game

    Makai Senki Disgaea 2

    Rated on May 24, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    The insanity continues in the sequel to an already crazy game

    There is enough content in this game to keep anyone locked up in their room for days without end. It's a perfect combonation of stuff that everyone will like and meets everyones personal taste. From g...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 10
    The game that started everything...

    Pokemon Blue Version

    Rated on May 24, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    The game that started everything...

    I know it's been a while, but this is still one of the best games ever to be released. It set the base that would become Nintendo and the series that we all grew up with. Everything about this game...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6.5
    Gotta catch em all!

    Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker

    Rated on May 24, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    Gotta catch em all!

    Dragon Quest games usually end up being some of the best games ever, but this on fails to reach the expectations of fans and the height of the series. You are a young troublemaker whos father decid...

    2 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9.5
    Welcome to THE WORLD....

    .hack//Mutation Part 2

    Rated on May 24, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    Welcome to THE WORLD....

    RPGs is like a pizza with everything on it- some people take off the toppings they hate, and others like everything. Some people might like mushrooms on top, while others cannot stand them. This game ...

    0 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 10
    The brawl to end them all.

    Super Smash Bros. Brawl

    Rated on May 22, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    The brawl to end them all.

    This game is absoulute PWNG. Anyone and evertone should play this game at least once. All of you favorite Nintendo characters are back. The question remains- Who is the greatest of them all...? Th...

    2 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    The best horror-survival game you're going to get on the DS- truly horrifying

    BioHazard: Deadly Silence (Limited Pack)

    Rated on May 21, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    The best horror-survival game you're going to get on the DS- truly horrifying

    The DS is ons game system that doesn't see many horror/action games. You could play Dementium, or sit through Monster House, but I suggest you don't. The original Resident Evil game started its own...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5
    Good for the fanboys, bad for everyone else. A nightmare for everyone.

    NiGHTS: Hoshi Furu Yoru no Monogatari

    Rated on May 20, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    Good for the fanboys, bad for everyone else. A nightmare for everyone.

    This is the gayest game I'v ever played. NiGHTS, who is clearly a male, has the highest Brittish female voice I have ever heard. The whole Chao garden knockoffs "things" look like babies with a halo, ...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9.5
    One of the best Wii games out there. Highly entertaining, and a must have for anyone with a Wii.

    Super Paper Mario

    Rated on May 20, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    One of the best Wii games out there. Highly entertaining, and a must have for anyone with a Wii.

    It's been about four years since a Paper Mario game was releaded. This is one of the best RPGs a person can get on the Wii! The storyline is hillarious, the different powers you gain throughout the...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 10
    The best Mario game since his N64 era.

    Super Mario Galaxy

    Rated on May 19, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    The best Mario game since his N64 era.

    No other game in existance can keep up with Mario, especially in this generation. You know the reason Nintendo waits years until they release their next game? It's because they need to perfect ever...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 10
    Best Wii game hands down. A must own for anyone.

    The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

    Rated on May 19, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    Best Wii game hands down. A must own for anyone.

    Link is back, and this time he's up against an unknown force. Filled with endless adventure, a demon princess, new villians overflowing with unstoppable power, a huge over world, and the ability to tr...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5
    Just like the game, this game is a nightmare down under mate.

    Ty the Tasmanian Tiger 3: Night of the Quinkan

    Rated on May 19, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    Just like the game, this game is a nightmare down under mate.

    The boomarang slinging tasmanian tiger is back, but this time his enemy is futuristic nightmare creature from the dream time called....something stupid that doesn't matter. This game stinks. It plays ...

    0 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 10
    The best platformer on the PS2. Ape Escape is SONY's Mario.

    Ape Escape 3

    Rated on May 19, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    The best platformer on the PS2. Ape Escape is SONY's Mario.

    What do you get when you combind a bunch of crazy monkeys, Star Wars, James Bond, Metal Gear Solid, mecha action, and a gay sumo ninja monkey? Why, Ape Escape 3 of course! Ape Escape is like Sonic ...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 3.5
    Ever wanted to see what life is like to a dog?

    Dog's Life

    Rated on May 19, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    Ever wanted to see what life is like to a dog?

    According to this game, it must suck. There is no enjoyment in playing this game at all. It is funny, like having peeing contests, pooping then eating it, sniffing peoples nuts, and killing a bunch of...

    0 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 4.5
    Jaks final mission ends up as a failure.

    Jak X: Combat Racing

    Rated on May 19, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    Jaks final mission ends up as a failure.

    This game prove that you can be blown up three seconds after the race begins. Each "mission" requires either racing on chaotic tracks whil people launch missils at you from behind, a death match where...

    0 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    A great remake for an already great game!

    Pokemon FireRed Version

    Rated on May 19, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    A great remake for an already great game!

    It's as good as the original with some tweeks to the graphics and storyline. But, that's also a bad thing in some ways. For fans who played through this game already, it might not be a joy to go throu...

    0 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9
    Best horror game out there.

    Silent Hill 3

    Rated on May 18, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    Best horror game out there.

    Just like the movie, this game will scare the heck out of you. There are times when you just have to shut it off without saving at times, especially in the amusment park level' haunted mansion point t...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 3.5
    Wors. RPG. Ever.

    Digimon Savers: Another Mission

    Rated on May 18, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    Wors. RPG. Ever.

    This is the worst RPG I have ever played. I'm a huge Digimon fan, love the show, collecter the toys, traded the cards, and played the games. But this, tiis is not a game. It plats like a drunk 4 year ...

    2 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9
    A fresh game with a light-hearted adventure.

    LostWinds

    Rated on May 16, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    A fresh game with a light-hearted adventure.

    Besides the fact that it looks too much like Okami, it's great. Besides Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles; My Life as a King, it's the best WiiWare game out there so far. I reccomend this title to anyo...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9.5
    A game of epic proportions. This game is one of the best action games on the PS2.

    Shadow of the Colossus

    Rated on May 15, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    A game of epic proportions. This game is one of the best action games on the PS2.

    The moment that towering colossi pulles back its arm to swipe the ant-sized hero on the screen, you know you're in for it. The adreniline that pumps through the vines of your viens when that towering ...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7.5
    The last good Sonic game.

    Sonic Adventure 2 Battle (Reprint)

    Rated on May 15, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    The last good Sonic game.

    Out of the past 3D Sonic games of the last 2 generations, this one is the best. That's not really saying much, but trust me; if you have a Gamecube, then you must own this game. The graphics are good ...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7
    It feels good to see your pokemon in 3D, but unless you own a good team in D/P, your pretty much screwed. Kindda crappy.

    Pokemon Battle Revolution

    Rated on March 31, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    It feels good to see your pokemon in 3D, but unless you own a good team in D/P, your pretty much screwed. Kindda crappy.

    It's the same pokemon games, but with no story line at all. If you like battling people unendingly, then this game is for you. The graphics are terrible, and looks more like a Gamecube game. The annou...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    Great game. Addictive, and the best in the series. The same game as the others, just funner and with much more to do.

    Pocket Monsters Diamond

    Rated on March 30, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    Great game. Addictive, and the best in the series. The same game as the others, just funner and with much more to do.

    This is a must buy for anyone who owns a DS. It's more addictive that crack, and this time around has way cooler Pokemon and moves. The effects are great, and even when you think you beat the game, a ...

    0 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5.5
    Its a great idea, but the fighting is horrible, and you usually find yourself dead in minutes. A lousy spin-off.

    Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon

    Rated on March 30, 2008 by NinjaBrownie

    Its a great idea, but the fighting is horrible, and you usually find yourself dead in minutes. A lousy spin-off.

    What is this! The fighting is horrible, everyone in the town is brain dead, and the only replay value there is is watering carrot seeds. Your monsters cant fight to save there lives, and you take dama...

    2 out of 4 found this review helpful.