User Reviews & Ratings
Total of 201 user ratings spread across 201 releases
Guitar Hero On Tour is a viable option if you really need Guitar Hero to go, but its mechanical issues can't be ignored.
Let it never be said that developer Vicarious Visions lacks innovation and ambition: These folks have often tried to push the limit of portable hardware, first with Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 on the Gameboy Advance and the... Read Full Review2 of 2 users found the following review helpful
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Darkness
Orcs & Elves
Breath of Fire II
Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker
Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
The fact that Metroid Prime: Pinball is an absurd mix of two completely different ideas doesn't hinder its enjoyability.
The amalgamation of genres so inherently different usually elicits a three-letter internet acronym from many a videogamer that begins with a "W" and ends with an "F". This is precisely the reception t... Read Full Review5 of 5 users found the following review helpful
It would be best to look at Polarium not as a videogame but an "activity" - akin to a crossword puzzle or Rubi
"It will be the next [anything]" is a claim thrown around far too often. It happens in sports, music and Hollywood. Unsurprisingly, such claims also permeate the videogame realm, and perhaps to even a greater e... Read Full Review8 of 8 users found the following review helpful
[This review was originally written for and published by TRIGAMES.NET by MrCHUP0N.] I'd like to replace 24's "Graphic Violence / Viewer Discretion" message in honor of 24: The Game. "Due to some ques... Read Full Review9 of 9 users found the following review helpful
If Lumines is portable gaming’s figure skating, then Meteos is snowboarding in an avalanche while trying to control a full bladder. Meteos leaves an impression entirely opposite from Lumines, developer Q? Entertainmen... Read Full Review7 of 7 users found the following review helpful
Frustrating level design and unbalanced goals make this game hard to enjoy. The good moments are few and far between.
With the Nintendo DS launch looking relatively stark, Spiderman 2 DS starts out seeming like a diamond in the rough. But underneath the relatively smooth presentation and variety of combat options lies squandered potenti... Read Full Review0 of 2 users found the following review helpful
Classic gameplay, teeth-gnashing difficulty, and Mega Man's head - bigger and more bulbous than ever before.
The Mega Man franchise is spread out so vastly that it's easy to forget where it all began. Capcom thankfully has come to the rescue by resurrecting the original NES game for portable play on Sony's PSP, with spiced up v... Read Full Review2 of 3 users found the following review helpful
A flawed diamond is still a diamond, and despite some bumps along the way, Chrono Trigger remains a classic.
The concept of time travel in entertainment is often executed either with so much camp that it gets ridiculous and cheesy, or with so much in-depth discussion and metaphorical clues that you couldn't wrap your head aroun... Read Full Review7 of 11 users found the following review helpful
Call of Duty 3
First person shooting on Wii is playable, fun and fresh. But it's a severely rushed port lacking polish and multiplayer.
World War II continues to live on through video games, reminding - and in some cases, teaching - fans of the medium about one of the most significant engagements in the history of our world. Yet, with all the gaming cont... Read Full Review15 of 18 users found the following review helpful
Trace Memory's best moments soar above and beyond, but their scarcity is simply made more apparent by its worst moments.
Adventure games have long since been declared dead by critics and players alike, but those who hold onto the genre will quickly point out that Myst V, Syberia, Dreamfall and Indigo Prophecy are keeping things out of the ... Read Full Review10 of 11 users found the following review helpful
The ideas are there but the execution and polish aren't. At best Red Steel is a rental, if only for curiosity's sake.
The protagonist's hand tilts just as you tilt your hand in real space, holding your pistol with dat gangsta grip. Where you wave, your gun aims. You pull the B-button "trigger" on the Wii remote and gunfire eru... Read Full Review14 of 14 users found the following review helpful
It is during an undisclosed age, at an undisclosed place, where the nameless wanderer rides a horse that is clearly too large for him - carrying with him a lifeless young lady who is at once a picture of both tranquility... Read Full Review21 of 34 users found the following review helpful
By the time I beat the last boss, my heart was pounding harder than it had for any other videogame experience.
[This review originally appears, in full, on TRIGAMES.NET] It was November 10th, 2004. Nearly two years after Metroid Prime released. I am slow with deep games, but on that day I ended a ten-hour week from where I'd l... Read Full Review4 of 4 users found the following review helpful
There's no reason to play with a handicapped D-pad, poor online lag and sore losers that disconnect. Find an arcade.
When it comes to crisp, fresh produce, the one-on-one 2D fighting game genre has seen better days. With 3D arena fighters like Dead or Alive, Soul Calibur, Tekken and the recent Mortal Kombats winning popularity contests... Read Full Review13 of 15 users found the following review helpful
Space. The final frontier. Also, a very common place for purveyors of fine videogames to find themselves getting eaten up. No, not by awesomely horrible space demons or black holes, but by a genre that has long gone unlo... Read Full Review11 of 12 users found the following review helpful
Guardian Heroes does a really good job of uniquely presenting a silly, action-packed brawling experience.
[This review originally appears on TRIGAMES.NET.] Though a lot of people either don't realize it or don't want to admit it, the Sega Saturn had some surprisingly good unique releases here in America. Though not enough... Read Full Review1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
It's really like owning a puppy - then neglecting it after you start playing Advance Wars: Dual Strike.
[This is a lost cause. There's no way I can salvage this. So I'll just label it a failed comedic satire and be done with it.] To: email@example.com From: firstname.lastname@example.org dear santa i want a puppy c... Read Full Review4 of 6 users found the following review helpful
Nintendogs: Chihuahua & Friends
I suffered through this tripe. So humor me. Let me be at peace with writing an inanely, insanely long pointless review.
[Note: This is a re-review. The original review I wrote three years ago does not do this game justice. Sit back, relax and enjoy the slough.] It was a Wednesday night. I had Eduoard Lalo's Cello Concerto in D minor bl... Read Full Review21 of 23 users found the following review helpful
With the power of Final Fantasy IV in the palm of your hands, bathroom breaks just got a whole lot more engaging.
Endearing, dramatic and challenging, 1991's Final Fantasy II for the SNES was my first introduction to console role-playing games. It presented intimidating bosses, a huge game world, and a story more engaging than the S... Read Full Review6 of 6 users found the following review helpful
If all we were going to get was a port, there really should have been more effort. The source material deserves better.
[This review appears originally on Trigames.NET] Rayman 2 was one of the absolute finest 3D platformers on any and every system it came out on (and it came out almost quite literally on every system at the time). Maki... Read Full Review2 of 2 users found the following review helpful