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#1 Mikadok

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I'll post another of these each day until there aren't any more to post. These might spark some interesting devates here and there, and then again, they may not. Either way, enjoy, peeps, and thanks for welcoming me here. I like it. -Kei ------------------------- WRITERS COURT: CASE OF THE POLITICAL ASSASSIN, PART 1 The match outcomes are predetermined, but the cases are real. The victims are real. The reality is real. Steph's breasts are fake. The judgments here are final and spiritually binding. (Hey, prove that they aren't.) Welcome to Writer's Court. Honorable Judge Simon presiding. All rise. Now be seated. Dance on my strings, puppets. HAW HAW HAW! Now then, its time to hear today's case. THE ACCUSED: Paul Levesque-McMahon, a.k.a. Triple-H, a.k.a. Hunter Hearst Helmsley, a.k.a. The Game, a.k.a. The Cerebral Assassin, a.k.a. That (pause) Damn (pause) Good, a.k.a. Jean Paul Levesque, a.k.a. Terra Ryzing, a.k.a. Mr. Stephanie McMahon. THE CRIME: Holding guys down, sabotaging their careers, ruining the business as a whole and just general douchebaggery. The PROSECUTION will argue that HHH is a man who thinks nothing of burying guys to keep his spot at all costs. The Prosecution will further argue that HHH has cut off more guys at the knees than a midget samurai. The DEFENSE will argue that most of the guys who HHH squelched were **** or screw-ups themselves and frankly, didn't deserve a World title run anyway. This Court will review 10 different case studies, then total up the verdicts and pass final judgment upon the accused. Writer's Court will now hear "The Case Of The Political Assassin." CASE STUDY #1: HHH VS. KURT ANGLE (2000). The Facts: HHH, Angle, and Stephanie were intertwined in a tri-angle that was the talk of the biz and a ratings machine, particularly among broads. All signs pointed to Steph leaving her storyline husband (HHH) for the sensitive "other man" (Angle). In the first known example of an HHH career-kill, he whined that no heterosexual woman would ever leave him, uh, I mean "his character." So after months of build, Steph inexplicably low-blowed Angle, allowing HHH to beat Your Olympic Hero in their big climatic no-DQ match at Unforgiven 00 (9/23/00). The Prosecution: It made Angle look like a schmuck and did nothing to help HHH or Steph. Angle was in the middle of the biggest push any WWWFE wrestler had received in his rookie year (Euro Title, IC Title, King Of The Ring Winner), and this left him with less heat than an Abominable Snowman's taint. Even the trifling little fact that Angle won the World Title the following month didnt repair the damage HHH had done. The months of promos where HHH inferred that Angle was a homosexual didn't help Angle (or HHHs case) either. The Defense: Screw Kurt Angle. After he won everything in his rookie year, what the hell was left for him to do? Besides, HHH has laid down for Angle a bunch of times. What about Royal Rumble 2001, which saw interference from Vince, Steph, and Trish before Steve Austin interfered and screwed HHH? Then there was No Way Out 2002, after the HHH/Steph storyline split. Angle beat HHH there after HHH got screwed by Steph the ref. It took HHH almost a full week to re-beat Angle to regain his status as #1 Contender for the World Title going into Wrestlemania 18. The Verdict: Guilty. Kurt Angle is a once-in-a-blue-moon talent that got over DESPITE his visit to HunterLand. One could even suggest that Angle ruined it for the rest of them, because he stayed over anyway, wrongly implying that HHH didnt have "that much" power or that his shenanigans weren't "that bad." As for Hunter's WM18 match, we'll get to that shortly.

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#2 Mikadok

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Glad to see you here dude. :)
Anyways, that was fantastic. I wouldn't be surprised if that's actually what was said (apart from HHH/Vince bad mouthing Steph :P) during the whole situation with Vince and Christian.
>_>
Regardless, I know one thing for sure. Christian won't "screw up" in TNA.
hbk91

You think so, huh? Thanks. I was beginning to waonder if anyone had read it since it was a long post.

I've got plenty of these, though, and if you're interested, I'll post them too, like this one on my com called "The trial of HHH", which is nasically a theory on how HHH has screwed over many Superstars that had the potential to be great.

Just figured I'd handle the lightweight, non-serious stuff, since you and your mods seem to have everything else covered, lol.

-Kei

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#3 Mikadok

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Hey guys. My name's Kei, and as you can see, my GS name is Mikadok, and I just joined. I'm the leader of two unions myself. One about anything and everything and another dedicated to fighting games. If you wanna know about me, which I doubt'll happen, PM me. In the meantime, enough about me, and onto the topic of the post. The scene takes place in.... where else?.... Vince's office.) Vince: Oh yeah baby. I like it when you do that. That's hot. (Vince's secretary walks in.) Vince's Secretary: Mr. McMahon, what are you doing? Vince: Oh Vince's Secretary, I was just watching tapes of me saying "UNBELIEVABLE!!!" Vince's Secretary: Oh...Anyways, HHH is here to see you. Vince: Send him in. (HHH walks in.) HHH: Hey Vince. Vince: H, come on in. I was watching tapes of me. HHH: Wow Vince, that's unbelievable! (Vince and HHH both start cracking up laughing as Vince's Secretary exits the office rolling her eyes.) Vince: Hey I'm glad you stopped in Hunter, Viscera told me that you've been saying some pretty mean things to him lately. HHH: Well I just told him that I thought he was unprofessional. Vince: Really? Is he unprofessional? HHH: About the most unprofessional guy I've ever met. Vince: Well thanks for letting me know about this, Hunter. I can't believe I was so blind to it. HHH: Hey I'm just a company guy, Vince. By the way, are you enjoying that book I gave you? Vince: "The Death of WCW"? You bet I'm enjoying it. I like all the parts with me in it. HHH: In that case, you'll love the last part of the book. Vince: I can't wait! So how's Steph? HHH: My God, Vince, I can't stand to be around her. Always nagging. Vince: Yeah I know what you mean. She was quite a **** when she was living with me. (HHH and Vince start laughing.) HHH: Yeah....she has to be the dumbest, fattest, and smelliest person ever. (Vince laughs harder.) Vince: I bet you have to gag her when you're banging her so that you don't have to hear her screech. (HHH laughs harder while nodding and wiping the tears from his eyes.) HHH: You.... you just got to feel sorry for the guy married to her. He has to be given at least another 10 title reigns. (Vince and HHH keep laughing.) Vince: You're right, Hunter. Just go grab Cena's and Batista's belts, and you can start wearing them out to both shows. HHH: Gee Vince, are you sure? What are we going to tell the fans? Vince: Here's the genius part. We won't say anything. HHH: Brilliant. (Vince's Secretary walks in.) Vince's Secretary: Mr. McMahon, Christian is here to see you. Vince: Alright, send him in. (Christian walks in as Vince's Secretary leaves.) Christian: So, are we going to discuss my contract? Vince: Of course, here's what I think. I plan on doubling your...... (behind Christian, HHH is shaking his head) err.... I mean cutting your pay in half. (HHH nods.) Christian: What? Why? Vince: Well, it's because you screwed up. Christian: I screwed up?! HHH: Yeah, you screwed up. Vince, do I ever screw up? Vince: No Hunter, you don't. Christian: Fine then. I just won't renew my contract. I hope you're happy. (Christian leaves. HHH pulls out a Christian cardboard stand-up and sets it up.) HHH: Vince, this is what you just did. (HHH throws a baseball at cardboard Christian's private region.) Vince: I low-balled him? HHH: Yep. Vince: Hmmm. I'm starting to regret this decision. Let me see what Shane thinks. Shane! SHANE! (Shane jumps out behind the cardboard Christian.) Shane: I'm right here, pops. Vince: (Jumps in his seat.) Shane, would you say that Christian was loyal? I mean, how long has he worked for us? Shane: I don't know, a couple days? Vince: Hmmm. I think you're right. I made the right decision to fire him. HHH: You didn't fire him, he quit. His contract ran out. Vince: Hunter, are you telling me that I had a chance to say "You're Fired," and I didn't use it? HHH: Sounds about right to me. Vince: DAMMIT! Shane: Well, I gotta go now. (Shane jumps out the window as HHH and Vince look on.) HHH: How does he do that? Vince: I don't know for sure. HHH: Well that jumping could damage my drawing power, and by the way, Shane can't work WWE style. Vince: Don't worry, Hunter, I'll have him job on Velocity. HHH: Works for me. Vince: I'm still pissed about not firing someone when I had the opportunity. Surely there is someone else's contract that is coming up for renewal. Benoit: (Walks in.) Hey Mr. McMahon, are we ready to talk about my new contract yet?

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